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Very Metal Friday Night Update: Celebrating Ronnie James Dio, New Phil Anselmo, And Black Sabbath On Prime Time TV

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In celebration of Friday’s arrival, please join me in bidding a good riddance to this past week. And, as I’m not one to dwell on days of bullshit past, check out my latest very metal roundup of new releases from San Fransisco band Orchid, the pride of Savannah, Black Tusk, and UK band Tracer, and many others over at Curious Tracks. This weekend I’ll also have the pleasure of sharing laffs and good times on The Movies About Girls podcast. This week we shift our cinema gaze to the boob tube for TV Shows About Girls. Episode #166 has your favorite gang of teenage losers getting nostalgic for the year 1982 while watching the thankfully Chrissy-less Season 7 premiere of Three’s Company, ‘A Night Not To Remember‘. Dig it!

Now, here’s your weekly dose of metal news…

Thursday marked the third anniversary of the passing of Ronnie James Dio. In honor of one of the most metal men to ever hold a microphone, here are 20 photos of Dio throwing devil horns like a boss.

Here’s another killer track from the upcoming solo record from Phil Anselmo and the Illegals.

Speaking of killer tracks, here’s a sweet new jam from Valient Thorr. The bands sixth release, “Our Own Masters”, is out in June.

54 year old Prince says he doesn’t have time to work with “old people”.

It’s Friday again. So that means The Queens of the Stone Age put out another new animated video. Or two.

From Dusk Till Dawn. The TV series.

Tracii Guns new band, The Tracii Guns League Of Gentlemen sounds better than their name implies.

In case you care, here’s Black Sabbath on the season finale of CSI.

Motörhead, Public Enemy, and Bad Brains among the 75 bands lined up to play Chicago’s “Riot Fest” in September. In other news, I’m moving to Chicago.

This should end well.

A Friday The 13th documentary, ‘Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th‘ will be out just in time for the end of summer camp season this August. So maybe stay out of the canoe this year. And the lake. And the cabins. And definitely don’t smoke pot, get drunk, or have sex in a hayloft.

Fred Durst says the new Limp Bizkit record is an “anti-radio” record. “THANK YOU!” said radio.

Hello KISS-Y: KISS To Launch “Kiss Hello Kitty” Kartoon

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The new series will make it debut on The Hub sometime this year. I can’t lie, I’m gonna watch it.

43 Seconds Of Black Metal Dudes On Loiter Squad

This short clip from Tyler the Creator’s Adult Swim show, Loiter Squad, had me at black metal guys handing out balloons.

Via: Metal Sucks.

Norwegian Zombie Themed Commercial Is Too Scary For NorwegianTV


Norwegian zombie commercial will not be seen in Norway. But you can see it here.

Last weekend, Norwegian sporting goods company XXL, aired a zombie themed commercial during a popular prime time Talent show on Senkveld TV2. The commercial, which you can watch above, starts off with the a horde of zombies invading a sparkly suburban setting, terrorizing the milkman, a kid on a scooter, and a chick in a bikini. Then things get real when random athletes appear on the scene, and a brutal showdown involving golf balls, fishing hooks, baseball bats, and any other type of athletic equipment along with their owners, begins.

In a not-so-surprising turn of events after the commercial aired, Norwegians took to their Twitter and Facebook pages to attack the ad for it’s gruesome content.

Cruel advertisement you have!! What the heck is the point in that???? Shame on you and be respectful to remove it immediately!! If at least not like to be a customer of you now!! Fy!! ”

“I would like to give you feedback on a stupid and provocative advertising that goes on television these days. It is completely unacceptable! Hardly intended for children 9 years as my son. “

Shitty translation aside, if your commercial features zombies losing their limbs due to a bad golf swing, it’s probably not a great idea to air it when impressionable Norwegian children are still awake listening to their black metal records. Of course, all this really means is that XXL’s commercial is one of the greatest advertizing achievements by anyone, ever. And it makes me want to play golf. And I hate golf. Sadly, XXL has since pulled the ad, saying that they were caught off guard by the complaints they received. But what do you think? Let’s see how CB.com readers feel about this Norwegian zombie controversy.

Via: Reddit.

Smashed Spaceman: A Hilarious Montage Of Ace Frehley Drunk On TV


Ace Frehley, forever member of KISS, comedian, and loveable drunk.

I literally “stumbled” on this after watching some newly released footage of KISS’s historic appearance on the Tom Snyder Show in 1979. Ace was off his rocker drunk, and Gene was visibly pissed. The montage above has some of the Snyder show “high” lights, as well as some other choice moments that Ace might not remember.

Bang A Gong! Every Episode Of The Marc Bolan Show Now Available On YouTube


Episode #6 of The Marc Bolan Show “Marc”. Featuring David Bowie and Generation X.

The Glitter Rockers at Dangerous Minds hipped me to the fact that every episode of  Marc Bolan’s TV show “Marc“, are now available on YouTube. The show ran for it ran for only six weeks in the Autumn of 1977, before Bolan died in a car accident in London, nine days after filming what would be the last episode of the series, episode #6 (above).

Guest on the short lived rock fest included The Jam, The Bay City Rollers, The Boomtown Rats, Hawkwind, Thin Lizzy, Roger Taylor of Queen, David Bowie, and Generation X. Even as I write this, it feels like a dream. Which is exactly how the show makes you feel when you watch it. And yes, there is such a thing as the “Marc Bolan Dancers“, who I’m sure all came dancing out of the womb. Never has there been, or ever will there be, a man or a show as cool as Marc. It’s true TV revolution.

 

Very Metal Flashback! Buckle Up PSA From Iron Maiden


Bruce says BUCKLE UP! Circa 1991/1992.

Brutal.

Via: It’s a slow day on the Internet today…

Unintentionally Hilarious Video Of Van Halen Lip-Synching ‘Mean Streets’ On Italian TV In 1981


Van Halen circa November 1981 on Italian TV station Rai Storia.

“I miss the 80′s. But mostly I’m glad I don’t remember what it is I miss about them.”

Cherrybomb

Via: Van Halen News Desk.

Very Metal Flashback! Bizarre Black Sabbath Cartoon From SNL’s ‘TV Funhouse’


Black Sabbath cartoon from SNL’s TV Funhouse.

Although I’m an avid fan of Saturday Night Live (yes, really), until today I had never seen this Black Sabbath cartoon that aired sometime in the 90′s as part of SNL’s ‘TV Funhouse’ segment. Highlights include a beer guzzling Bill Ward, and an animated Ozzy who’s always hopped up or humping someone. Or something. Kind of like the real Ozzy.

Via: Reddit Metal.

Say Something Nice: Steven Tyler’s Burger King Commercial


Steven Tyler and his 30 second Burger King commercial.

So, I finally saw Steven Tyler’s new commercial for Burger King. And now you have too.

Via: My television before I smashed it to bits last night.

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