Adventure Time! More madness from the every excellent Fred Seibert. For AFJ.
Adventure Time!, a new animated series for kids, will make it’s debut in April. Why should you care? Because Adventure Time! is basically a super-trippy, PG rated version of Super Jail. Yes, really.
So, be sure to clean out your very best Budweiser bong because Adventure Time! premieres on Cartoon Network on April 5th.
Stylo comes from Gorillaz third record, Plastic Beach is due out on March 8th.
Also, check out Gorillaz.com to play The Plastic Beach game. This sweet little time killer even includes an animated appearance by Mr. Roarke’s main man, Hervé Villechaize.
The giant show penis of Stevens Pass, Washington. Thanks to my favorite snow bunny, JC for the photo.
I can tell you three things that are true about this giant snow penis, photographed by a very sexy member of Team Cherrybomb last week while she was looking for giant snow penises skiing at Stevens Pass:
1: Unlike most penises you might see on the Internets, Snow Penis has not been photoshopped.
2: Snow Penis is a product of Mother Nature herself. Which, when you think about makes perfect sense.
3: Unlike regular penises, Snow Penis has the opposite reaction to the cold. Grrrrr! Ahem, I mean brrrrr.
Two-tone dog fetish hood. By Stockroom. For Triple G.
I was geeking out watching the AEE wrap-up on G4 this weekend (yes, really) and thought I would share one of my personal highlights of the show, the two-toned dog fetish hood by sex accessory maker, Stockroom. Pair the hood with four of these deluxe padded fist mits and your bedroom becomes something straight out of a David Lynch flick. Grrrrrrrrr…
Fever Ray covering Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Stranger Than Kindness.
Here’s the video for Stranger Than Kindness by Swedish electro-artist Fever Ray. The song was originally recorded by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds for their 1986record,Your Funeral, My Trial .
A model from the Chocolate Fashion Show in Shanghai.
Chocolate was used as a design element in The Chocolate Fashion Show, part of Salon du Chocolat in Shanghai, China. Our smiling chocoholic above is working a chocolate bra with cups made of molded chocolate,and a skirt accented with chocolate “buttons”.
Good Night Kids, Russian television show for kids staring former Miss Universe (2002) Oxana Fedorova.
Outside of the fact that this Russian kids show stars a former Miss Universe (Oxana Fedorova, 2002’s winner, meow!), you might be wondering how working on a kids puppet show in Russia could possibly deserve the title of “Best Job in the World”. Well, if you’re a puppeteer working in some boring kids theater, you might want to give your notice and jump the next plane to the Soviet Union because this could be you…
Roxxxy, a True Companion Doll. She will have sex with you, hold your had after and then go to sleep and snore.
Douglas Hines, founder of N.J.-based True Companion, said his new sex-doll Roxxxy can carry on simple conversations. Hines says that “sex only goes so far – then you want to be able to talk to the person.” Roxxxy is able to communicate via a connected laptopthat comes with the doll.Hines says that enhancements to the dolls verbal capabilities will come with periodic updates via the Internet, much in same way that you update your iPhone or other data driven devices.
Hines’ dolls can be built with different personality types. While Roxxxy might say something like “I love holding your hand”, the “Wild Wendy” doll may ask you “what are you going to do with that hand?”. Booiing? Maybe not so much.
True Companion robots will run from $7,000 – $9,000 and Hines says he will be shipping orders out starting in the early spring.
True Companion is also developing a male sex robot called Rocky. Rocky will be available in both gay and hetero versions.
Some NSFW video of a demonstration with Roxxxy here.
Official Donny Osmond 2010 Calendar. $14.99. Yes, really.
Dear Donny Osmond,
Okay Donny, it’s true. You’re face does in fact look like a baby’s bottom (not this baby’s bottom, but you get my drift). Your wig hair is perfect and time as we know it has all but ceased to tick away for you. And, if my face/wig/hair looked as good as yours, I would be slapping that shit on a calendar and selling it for $14.99 too.
Anyway, I don’t know what kind of WitchcraftMormon White Magic! you’re using to maintain your youthful appearance but, I want in. I’m putting on my special issue purple socks now and will await your eminent arrival (via spacecraft I assume).
Yotaro demonstration video. Skip ahead to about 1:30 for the scary shit. For K who wisely prefers Robots to children. Until now maybe.
Yotaro, a robotic baby simulator (!), was created by researcherHiroki Kunimura of theUniversity of Tsukuba in Japan. The interactive robot mimics a variety of facial expressions, movements and even the physiological characteristics of babies.
Here’s what mid-90’s rap-star, Michelle Pfeiffer’s(meow) video boyfriend and, author of two cookbooks (!), Compton’s own Coolio said he was going to cook for Thanksgiving this year:
I’ma fry up a coupla turkeys, and I’ma do a duck. In one of the turkeys I’m gonna stuff a Cornish Hen, and then I’m gonna put the Cornish Hen inside the turkey. So it’s gonna be called, “My turkey is having a baby day.”
Hey, at least everyone will know who that turkey’s baby daddy is. Word.
Coolio plans to drop his new record, From the Bottom to the Top sometime soon. For now, check out the Coolio way to make Capresse Salad. Yes, really.
Bohemian Rhapsody or the “The Behemothian Potpourri”, reworked by ST Sanders. Subtitles.
Other targets for the musical mad scientists of ST Sanders’s, include this update to Hang Fire by The Rolling Stones and this hilarious mash up with KISS.
ST Sanders are: Freddie Kruger, Brian March, John Deere and Roger Tinker. Who may or may not be using their real names and may also be between the ages of 12 and 14 years of age.
Twilight the Movie (aka the video for I Think I’m in Love from 1982), by Eddie Money.
It’s nice to finally know that that when I said Eddie Money was totally ahead of his time 127 years ago (or in 1982 if you hate math like me), I was actually correct. Anyway, here’s Eddie confirming his greatness via his website – which should be considered breaking news if you still care about Eddie Money:
Eddie Money never stops working and since James Brown passed away he’s now considered the hardest working man in show business.
Eddie Money who, from now on, on this blog shall be known as the “new Godfather of Soul“, has a gig in Sacramento on Thursday, December 10th.
*Programming note: This post should not imply that the activities of Eddie Money (aka, the “newGodfather of Soul“) will be actively followed on this blog. However, they might be. Consider yourself apprised.*
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