And I’m all out of bubblegum…

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Wrongfully convicted? Not likely…

I guess spending money on two forever eyebrows was more important than finding a good lawyer. Good job Johnny!

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Misspelled, poorly translated Latin tattoo’s are forever…

This tattoo was supposed to be the Latin translation of Samuel L. Jackson’s famous Pulp Fiction “Ezekiel 25:15″ speech just before he blows a bunch of holes in Brett. The translation not only includes English text (the word “of” appears twice) but, it also contains a couple of typos due to the fact that owner probably plugged the quote into an online translation service then happily went off to see the first tattoo artist he could find. Nice job, Johnny.

More mangled Latin tattoo’s via Wayward Classics.

Tattoo of Nickelback vocalist Chad Kroeger singing into a penis microphone. Yes, really.

This tattoo exists because the owner of the ink job, that depicts Nickelback vocalist Chad Kroeger in his natural habitat singing into a penis, lost a bet. Take that Nickelback. I think…

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Abstract tattoo by Amanda Wachob. For NPD.

Tattoo artist Amanda Wachob works out of Dare Devil Tattoo in NYC and has been perfecting her art for 12 years. Wachob’s waiting list is three to four months long .

Thanks!: BLORT

Courtney Love shows off her new flower tattoos via her new Twatter.

Hey, wait! I didn’t even get the chance to scream “HELL NO!”. And come to think of it neither did you for that matter, my bad. Anyway, we can all breathe a sigh of relief because the full-frontal photo of Courtney and her new forever flower friends has been removed from her new UK Twatter page. 

More photos here. Good night and, good luck.

Chanel Temporary Tattoo.

Temporary tattoo’s from legendary fashion house Chanel will hit the shelves on March 1st. The packs will contain 55 different Chanel inspired tattoo images and will retail for $78 exclusively at Selfridges in London.

Rolling Stones vintage drunken jam session.

Gonna’ bring a case of wine and have a real good time, just like we used to…

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The Crucifixion of Gumby. Goddamit…

Thanks!: Ugliest Tattoos.com.

A grilled cheese tattoo is 4-LIFE!

Melt Bar and Grill in Lakewood, Ohio will give patrons with a grilled cheese tattoo 25% off their bill for life. Don’t have a grilled cheese tattoo and a little short on change? Nearby tattoo parlor, Voodoo Monkey Tattoo will also cut you a discount for your cheesy ink job. Check out Melt’s grilled cheese tattoo gallery (yes, there are MORE!) here.

Thanks to Stacey for the delicious linkage…

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If you read this blog on a regular basis, you know I love my booze. However, if Mick Jagger told me I couldn’t play guitar for The Rolling Stones unless I peel my pie-hole off the nectar of the Gods, I’d never pick up a guitar bottle again. Lucky for me, my name isn’t Ron Wood.

Anyway, the latest 70’s Rock Band drama is that The Rolling Stones may tour in 2010 without 62 year old guitarist Ron Wood, unless he stops boozing and beating up Russian prostitutes. Ron Wood has been a Stone since 1975 and has been acting like the next celluloid victim of Dr. Drew Pinsky after he dumped his wife last year. The divorce will end up costing Wood over $17 million.

Cherrybomb is a girl and, I’m strictly (Hello, Sailor!) dickly. With that said (and despite the fact that I’m no expert on the subject), I’m completely sure there ain’t no such thing as pussy worth sticking that costs $17,000,000. True story.

Tattoo Map will tell you exactly what kind of lowlife you are.

If you’re wondering, I fall under the “blue” category crossed with the “Cute Little Princess – now with Real Tattoo Accessory!”, so I’m as confused as you right now.

Thanks to RDK for the inky-linkage.

Zombie Jesus Tattoo.

…but then he came back like an hour later, hungry for your brains. True story.

Gourd tattoo by Jason Minauro.

What? You were hoping for a tattoo of a Turkey? Okay…

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Please don’t eat me…

Tattooed Grampa doesn’t care for shirts. Or underpants…

There are two things you need to know about this photo:

1: The underpants you think you see on Grampa above is actually a tattoo.

2: The entire photo is NSFW and can be viewed after the jump…

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Sylvia Ji, Catrina Stripes, 2009.

Despite her tender 27 years, artist and San Fransisco native, Sylvia Ji, has amassed a very impressive catalog of work. Catrina Stripes and three other new prints by Ji are available now via Fine Grime.

Jason Mask Tattoo by Jennifer of Tantalizing Tattoo.

More Friday the 13th inky fan art here.

Frasier Seattle skyline tattoo.

I know Kelsey Grammer (the actor who portrayed Frasier for what seemed like 300 years on TV) has a five-head but, this forever Frasier tattoo is sporting at least a 7.5 on the “that boy’s head is like Sputnik!” scale.

Thanks!: Ugliest Tattoos.

Mickey Rourke and his matching girlfriend in LA.

I don’t care how hot your niece girlfriend is. It’s just not okay to coordinate your outfits and then go outside and act like you have no idea what you just did. Anyway, here’s Mickey Rourke with his grouchy finger extended for the paps in LA this weekend.

Staring eyes tittay-tatt.

Another perfectly good rack ruined by poorly executed, ill-placed ink.

More via, Ugliest Tattoo’s, Gallery of Regrets.