The giant show penis of Stevens Pass, Washington. Thanks to my favorite snow bunny, JC for the photo.
I can tell you three things that are true about this giant snow penis, photographed by a very sexy member of Team Cherrybomb last week while she was looking for giant snow penises skiing at Stevens Pass:
1: Unlike most penises you might see on the Internets, Snow Penis has not been photoshopped.
2: Snow Penis is a product of Mother Nature herself. Which, when you think about makes perfect sense.
3: Unlike regular penises, Snow Penis has the opposite reaction to the cold. Grrrrr! Ahem, I mean brrrrr.
Two-tone dog fetish hood. By Stockroom. For Triple G.
I was geeking out watching the AEE wrap-up on G4 this weekend (yes, really) and thought I would share one of my personal highlights of the show, the two-toned dog fetish hood by sex accessory maker, Stockroom. Pair the hood with four of these deluxe padded fist mits and your bedroom becomes something straight out of a David Lynch flick. Grrrrrrrrr…
Voyage of the Rock Aliens, 1987. Staring Pia Zadora! Just one of the 100 plus movies the Movies About Girls Podcast reviewed this year.
The Movies About Girls Podcast celebrated it’s 1 year anniversary with Episode #52yesterday. Imagine, it was just one year ago that host and infamous rock journo Ken McIntyre and his ever expanding panel of experts (including yours truly) started his quest to hip us all to the plethora of movies on everyone’s favorite topic, GIRLS! Anyway, if you always wanted to know how to get a free bottle of vodka in Singapore, what region of Lita Ford’s body smells the worst or, are just wondering which Biker Chick flick is the best bang for your cock buck, listen to Episode #52. All shall be revealed.
Happy Birthday MAG Podcast! Also, don’t forget to vote for the Movies About Girls Podcast at Podcast Alley or check it out on iTunes.
Thanks to Ken, Stacey, Seth, Jim Ether, the Great Mike Fisher and everyone else that makes this awesome podcast happen.
My Dream Life Darlene paper doll by Insa. For Stacey.
This street-wise version of the paper doll by UK artist Insa comes with everything a hot girl made of paper needs to make all her dreams come true, like a glock, wads of cash, a 40 of malt liquor, some dope, a cupcake and a wedding dress. Because you never know when Mr. Right (or Mr. Right Now) is going to show up in his El Camino, roll down the window and ask you to be his forever woman. Even paper dolls need to be prepared for anything.
If you’re in LA, you can see the paper doll interpretations of over 40 different artists at The Timeless Paper Doll group show at FIFTY 24 Gallery.
And now for a trip down the super funky 1975 “Style Aisle” of the Sears 1975 Spring/Summer Catalog.
Looking for clothes for the cat that won’t cop out? A man that would risk his neck for his brother man? Well I found exactly what Dr. Funky ordered on pages 460 & 461 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog . Whether you’re riding the Soul Train back to the crib to watch Black Caesar with your boys, or stepping out to the No Name Bar in the Village for an evening of cracking sucka’s skulls with scotch bottles, your “bad motherfucker” rep will stay intact.
I’ve been meaning to remind you all that Episode #44 of The Movies About Girls Podcast is up and ready for your ears. Among other topics, you will learn why you why you shouldn’t try to pay your drug dealer with deodorant, the horror (and the goodness) of pink panties and, the virtues of Danny Trejo and babysitters gone bad.
Want more? Joining the best podcast ever for Episode #44 is XXX expert, Gore Gore Girl with her run down on the top five porn releases of the week. If you just said “what?”, you might want to check your pulse. Also, Joey Sinn and Mike Demonik of Boston Metal band Born of Thunder are back with insight on leather pants, Metal and fast cars. What more could you possibly want from a from a podcast? That’s right, boobs. I mean, NOTHING! Okay, andboobs. Thankfully, The Movies About Girls Podcast is an expert on that very topic.
You can listen to Episode #44here or click the podcast link on the right of this page. You can also now follow The Movies About Girls Podcast on Twitter! If you like what you hear, go out and vote for us at Podcast Alley and help us defeat the evil corporate sponsored podcasts that litter PA’s top 50 list.
A lot of work goes into making this podcast happen and, I want to thank to Ken, Seth, and Stacey for making it all happen.
International Pole Dance Fitness Competition 2009 promo video. NSFW. Duh! For LP.
This year Australian Pole Dancer, Davie Kahl became the Men’sUltimate Pole Dance Champion in the International Pole Fitness Competition. Here’s the video that got Kahl into the IPDFC competition. In the Eddie Money type of way of course.
Nick Cave’s second novel, The Death Of Bunny Munroe, has been shortlisted for the annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award. The book details the sexual exploits of a traveling salesman named Bunny. One of my favorite authors of all time, Irvine Welsh, had this to say about Cave’sBunny:
Put Cormac McCarthy, Franz Kafka and Benny Hill together in a Brighton seaside guesthouse and they might just come up with Bunny Munro. A compulsive read possessing all Nick Cave’s trademark horror and humanity, often thinly disguised in a galloping, playful romp.
A representative for Cave issued a statement following the announcement saying that Cave would have been disappointed “not to have made the short list”.
Fun Betty. Hair color for the hair down there. Color lasts about a month. $14.99.
Bush is back! These pubic hair dye kits come with everything you need to make your crotch area more interesting. The Malibu Betty kit comes with Bridal themed blue dye and dove and heart stencils. The Fun Betty is a “natural looking”hot pink. Betty even makes a product formen. Enough said.
Chips Ahoy! And I thought most G Strings looked like eye-patches! Anyway, this little cooter-patch(thanks, AFJ) is called the C String, a new, skimpier take on the G String. The most frightening thing about the C String is that the tip of the $24 (!) “panties” might would absolutely end up in my escape-hatch only (yes, really) hole. True (although I have no basis for my statements) story.
The Get Up Kids, On With The Show. From 2001’s Eudora. For K and his hate/hate relationship with Motley.
Despite SKYPE’s best efforts to prevent Episode #40 of The Movies About Girls Podcast from happening without yours truly, the best fucking podcast on movies could not be stopped! From Devil Girl to pornographic Christmas cards to thong thiefs, we covered it all. You can listen to Episode #40here or just click the podcast button on the right of this page to link to The Movies About Girls website. Dig it.
Also, if you’re searching for your spandex and Aqua Net(pink can, ‘natch) after listening to our Daily Earwig today, The Get Up Kids cover of Motley Crue’s“On With the Show”, you can find it on TGUK2001 record, Eudora. The record is full of alt versions of everything from Bowie to The Cure.
The Kids disbanded back in 2005, but have been active this year following the 10th Anniversary, double-vinyl reissue of their 1999 record, Something to Write Home About in September. The band is currently in the midst of a massive tour that concludes in March in Tokyo.
The Shake Weight for men. You haven’t had a pump like this in a long time.
This past summer, the Shake Weight for Women infomercial was making the rounds on the Internet, giving everyone the day dreams about hand jobs. Of course it was only a matter of time before the sweaty, shirtless infomercial for the Shake Weight for Men made it’s debut. Somewhat NSFW as it might as well be a tutorial on how to whack your jack.
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