A Dangerous Drunken Screwball


Not Really News: Axl Rose Behaving Like Axl Rose In São Paulo… 0

Posted on March 18, 2010 by DJC


Guns ‘n’ Roses in São Paulo. 2010 Axl Rose goes textbook 1986 Axl Rose after getting pelted by a bottle of water.

Note to self: Never show up to a show in São Paulo after canceling a show in São Paulo that your fans waited 3+ hours (and paid hundreds of dollars, ahem, dólares), not to see. I’m just sayin’…

via: Blabbermouth.

Not Really News: Keith Richards Says He Still Loves Booze… 0

Posted on March 08, 2010 by DJC


Keith Richards and his traveling companion, Jack.

In what was undoubtedly a huge relief for the makers of Jack Daniels, Keith Richards told Rolling Stone magazine that the rumors regarding his recent breakup with booze are false…:

The rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we’ll leave it at that.

I don’t know about you but, I’m pretty sure booze is what’s keeping Keef so well preserved. If Keef gave up the hooch, he would completely disintegrate. And he knows it. Good call Keef. Lucky for you, Jack is always there take you back…

Nick Cage to Play Chad Kroeger in Nickelback Documentary… 0

Posted on March 05, 2010 by DJC


Nicholas Cage as Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger.

Okay, I admit it. There is absolutely no truth behind my sensational headline (take that Nickelback!) however, that was the first thing that popped into my head after seeing this photo of Nicholas Cage on the set of his new (sigh) movie The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (WHY?) in Tribeca.

More photos of Nick devouring a pickle here.

Not Really News: Palin Supporters Stumped By Reporter Asking Them About Sarah Palin… 0

Posted on November 23, 2009 by DJC


Palintologists at a Going Rogue book signing were unable to explain any of the ex-Governor’s political positions. What follows is 8:29 seconds full of toothless “uhhh’s” and  an epic number of “I don’t know” responses. Fucking priceless.

I know it’s not breaking news that people who show up for a Sarah Palin book signing aren’t actually rocket scientists, but the fact that they also don’t know JACK about her kind of is. True story.

Not Really News: Andre Agassi’s Wig Confession… 0

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

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Andre Agassi and his wig.

First, tennis ace Andre Agassi shocked his fan fans when he went public about his fling with Crystal Meth in 1997. Anyway, since Agassi’s opened his confessional booth to the public, he finally decided to come clean about his awesomely bad 80’s hair, which was actually a wig. Shocking! Meh.

Agassi’s book, “Open: An Autobiography” comes out November 9th. Meh, meh.

Not Really News: Everybody Hates Nickelback… 0

Posted on September 21, 2009 by DJC

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Urban Lights Gallery soapbox. Photo by RDK’s iPhone.

Take that Nickelback

More on Urban Lights Studios in Greenwood, Seattle, here.



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