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My Sundays With Jesus: CHRIST! The Belt Buckle 0

Posted on March 14, 2010 by DJC


CHRIST! The belt buckle. Now with 3-D Jesus and 30% more bling! $24.99.

I know what you’re thinking. I love this belt buckle but, what else can I do with it? I’ll let the folks at Fashionista Company give you a few suggestions. And no, “give it to your pimp for Christmas” isn’t one of them:

Wear it to church! Buy two and give one away as a gift! Use as decoration! Stand out in a crowd! No matter where it is displayed, this bright, eye catching Iced Out CHIRST Buckle is a trendy way to express your faith!

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My Sundays with Jesus: Domo Arigato Robot God ★ Jesus…! 1

Posted on February 21, 2010 by DJC


God ★ Jesus fortune telling robot with crucifix circa 1980ish. By Bandai. For AFJ.

Sadly, God ★ Jesus robot wasn’t a bible quoting mecha-messiah. The toy, made in Japan in the early 1980’s by the Hello Kitty overlords at Bandai, was actually more like a fancy Magic 8 Ball. I’m sure if you asked God ★ Jesus robot if you were going to hell because of what you did Saturday night (I’m talking to you AFJ), he would tell you that “You may rely on it”

My Sundays With Jesus: The Talking Jesus Doll… 2

Posted on February 07, 2010 by DJC


The Talking Jesus Doll. $19.95. For Freddy Pants.

Back in 2006, the bible humpers behind The Talking Jesus Doll offered to donate 4,000 of the plastic chatty Christ’s to Toys For Tots. The charity declined the offer.

Click here to listen to the Ken version of God’s only begotten son reading passages from his favorite book.

My Sundays With Jesus: JC’s Book of the Month Club… 1

Posted on January 31, 2010 by DJC

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Recommended reading from JC.

If “author” Fred Haley claims are true, Hell is going to be great!

My Sundays With Jesus: Pastor Whalum Says What Now…? 1

Posted on January 24, 2010 by DJC

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Pastor Kenneth T. Whalum might also like to party.

Finally, something Jesus and I can actually agree on. There’s a first time for everything you know.

My Sundays With Jesus: Gumby On The Cross Goddamit…! 0

Posted on January 03, 2010 by DJC

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The Crucifixion of Gumby. Goddamit…

Thanks!: Ugliest Tattoos.com.

My Sunday’s With Jesus: Balloon Christ Crucifixion… 1

Posted on December 20, 2009 by DJC

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Balloon Christ Crucifixion.

This young ginger Jesus enthusiast gets an A for effort when it comes to her rubber interpretation of Christ’s Crucifixion.

Source.

My Sundays With Jesus: The Power of Christ in a Can… 1

Posted on December 06, 2009 by DJC

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Christ in a Can.

And on the third day, Jesus rose again, in accordance with the scriptures and ascended into an aerosol can.

My Sundays With Jesus: Zombie Jesus Died For Your Sins… 0

Posted on November 29, 2009 by DJC

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Zombie Jesus Tattoo.

…but then he came back like an hour later, hungry for your brains. True story.

My Sundays With Jesus: He Will Come Again In Glory to Sign Autographs in Minnesota… 1

Posted on November 22, 2009 by DJC

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Jesus Christ! Live in Person!

Jesus Christ!

My Sundays With Jesus: Boys to Men… 0

Posted on November 15, 2009 by DJC

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Saint James is subtle. For Freddy Pants.

Look for another My Sunday’s With Jesus entry next Sunday here at Cherrybombed.com. Submissions are highly encouraged…



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