Robert Bowen, Jesus Criss. PrintedVelvet-Cotton-RagPaper. Limited edition of signed/hand numbered prints available now for $45.

More on the bastard son of 1000 maniacs, aka, San Fransisco based artist Robert Bowen, here.

Thanks to the comic book king, Ragzdandelion, for the link.

Micropave Jesus face by Iced-Out Biz. $43.50. For Freddy Pants.

More bizarre blingly-thingies via Iced-Out Biz.

Jesus Christ: In The Name of the Gun.  For Freddy Pants.

Part 2 of the blood-splattered Jesus revenge comic, Jesus Christ: In the Name of the Gun, debuted this weekend at San Diego Comic-Con (check them out at booth #D8). You can save that spare change you were going to throw in the collection plate today and download digital copies of issues 1-4 here for only 95 cents per issue. That’s a lot of angry Jesus for less than a buck!

New pages get released every Tuesday and Thursday via Jesus Christ History.com.

Jesus Christ. The action figure of my Catholic nightmares. For Freddy Pants.

Jesus Christ action figure. Now with extra-stabbing action!

Cajun Christ. Tastes just like chicken!

More on tattoo artist Mike Davis via Everlasting Tattoo in San Fransisco.

The late, great Bobby Bare – Dropkick Me Jesus. For K.

I’ve got the will Lord, if you got the toe.

Bare’s son and equally twangy namesake, Bobby Bare Jr., plays The Sunset in Seattle this Thursday, May 27th.

Jesus, the VAN!

WWJD? Ass or grass?

Thanks to Freddy Pants for the holy rolling linkage…

The Col. of Chicken and The Christ taking a stroll somewhere in Hollyweird. April, 2010.

Finger lickin’ God good!

Thanks! JSOJ.

Hello Kitty Virgin Mary Tattoo. Thanks to the witty and talented Stacey for the link.

After Hello Kitty Crown ‘O’ Thorns Jesus made it’s inky debut, it was only a matter of time until the Virgin Mary got the Hello Kitty Forever! treatment. And, while I’m on the topic of Hello Kitty interpretive art, check out artist Tricia Kleinot and her much needed, blood-splattered updates, to a Hello Kitty coloring book she got for Christmas. Can’t sleep, Hello Kitty might eat me…

Spray can Jesus mural, Episcopal Church of St. John the Evangelist in San Francisco.

The mural was painted collaboratively by artists Mark Bode, Dan Plasma and Mike Giant. The wall at St. John the Evangelist in San Fransisco had been the target of continual “tagging” by vandals. The church was so grateful to have the graffiti covered up, the churches own rector, John Kirkley, blessed it an outdoor ceremony last week. Here’s the five minute feel good video on a blessing even I can get on board with.

via: Juxtapoz.

CHRIST! The belt buckle. Now with 3-D Jesus and 30% more bling! $24.99.

I know what you’re thinking. I love this belt buckle but, what else can I do with it? I’ll let the folks at Fashionista Company give you a few suggestions. And no, “give it to your pimp for Christmas” isn’t one of them:

Wear it to church! Buy two and give one away as a gift! Use as decoration! Stand out in a crowd! No matter where it is displayed, this bright, eye catching Iced Out CHIRST Buckle is a trendy way to express your faith!

More via eCrater.

God ★ Jesus fortune telling robot with crucifix circa 1980ish. By Bandai. For AFJ.

Sadly, God ★ Jesus robot wasn’t a bible quoting mecha-messiah. The toy, made in Japan in the early 1980’s by the Hello Kitty overlords at Bandai, was actually more like a fancy Magic 8 Ball. I’m sure if you asked God ★ Jesus robot if you were going to hell because of what you did Saturday night (I’m talking to you AFJ), he would tell you that “You may rely on it”…

The Talking Jesus Doll. $19.95. For Freddy Pants.

Back in 2006, the bible humpers behind The Talking Jesus Doll offered to donate 4,000 of the plastic chatty Christ’s to Toys For Tots. The charity declined the offer.

Click here to listen to the Ken version of God’s only begotten son reading passages from his favorite book.

Recommended reading from JC.

If “author” Fred Haley claims are true, Hell is going to be great!

Pastor Kenneth T. Whalum might also like to party.

Finally, something Jesus and I can actually agree on. There’s a first time for everything you know.

The Crucifixion of Gumby. Goddamit…

Thanks!: Ugliest Tattoos.com.

Balloon Christ Crucifixion.

This young ginger Jesus enthusiast gets an A for effort when it comes to her rubber interpretation of Christ’s Crucifixion.

Source.

Christ in a Can.

And on the third day, Jesus rose again, in accordance with the scriptures and ascended into an aerosol can.

Zombie Jesus Tattoo.

…but then he came back like an hour later, hungry for your brains. True story.

Jesus Christ! Live in Person!

Jesus Christ!