Rolling Stones vintage drunken jam session.

Gonna’ bring a case of wine and have a real good time, just like we used to…

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Despite popular belief, Tequilabot is a poor choice for a drinking budddy.

Although it pains me to write the following words, after watching this commercial for the Cantina Restarant, I have no other choice. Tequilabot: FAIL!

Thanks!: Dlisted (via Vacant Manifesto & The Nerdist)

Mae West & Cherrybomb wish you a Happy New Year!

I think inside every girl is a girl just like Mae West trying to come out. True story…

Frank, Dean and Ruth Buzzi show us how to do New Year’s Eve right. For LP.

Just watching this clip gave me the bedspins. And I’m not even drunk yet as far as you know.

Like Cherrybomb, Santa knows how to party…!

Just a note to let you all know posts will be slowing down today through the weekend in honor of Santa’s birthday on December 25th. If you don’t celebrate Santa’s birthday, I hope whatever Holiday deity you do worship provides you with a few days off, a full bottle of hooch (in a fancy glass bottle) and someone you don’t want to punch in the face after a few shots to share it with.

The Mystery Machine looking for clues somewhere in North Seattle…

I myself am on the looking for Shaggy. That dude owes me money.

If you read this blog on a regular basis, you know I love my booze. However, if Mick Jagger told me I couldn’t play guitar for The Rolling Stones unless I peel my pie-hole off the nectar of the Gods, I’d never pick up a guitar bottle again. Lucky for me, my name isn’t Ron Wood.

Anyway, the latest 70’s Rock Band drama is that The Rolling Stones may tour in 2010 without 62 year old guitarist Ron Wood, unless he stops boozing and beating up Russian prostitutes. Ron Wood has been a Stone since 1975 and has been acting like the next celluloid victim of Dr. Drew Pinsky after he dumped his wife last year. The divorce will end up costing Wood over $17 million.

Cherrybomb is a girl and, I’m strictly (Hello, Sailor!) dickly. With that said (and despite the fact that I’m no expert on the subject), I’m completely sure there ain’t no such thing as pussy worth sticking that costs $17,000,000. True story.

Snoop Dog on your TomTom GPS? For shizzle my nizzle…

More on TomTom’s GPS voice skins here.

Smiling Obama Ecstasy.

After a routine traffic stop in Palmview ,Texas, a 22 years old suspect was arrested for felony possession of black tar heroin, cocaine, marijuana and Ecstasy bearing the image of President Barack Obama.

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Vintage footage of Marilyn Monroe getting stoned back in the 50’s.

This video of Marilyn Monroe smoking a joint was just sold to the ultimate stoner a collector for $275,000.

Thanks! Dlisted.

Dave drinks 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. Clearly, Dave knows how to party…

In this video, a guy named Dave attempts to drink 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. At shot #65 (around 2:47 in), Dave barfs. Then following shot #66, (approximately 10 seconds later), he barfs again. At shot #85 Dave does an impression of Grand Master Flash. At shot #95 (which, unknown to Dave, was actually #102) he mumbles that he “has to work tomorrow”. Ultimately, Dave ends up drinking 107 shots of beer in 100 minutes. Like I said, Dave knows how to party.

Thanks! YesButNoButYes.

Here’s a hint. If you’re doing something illegal, it is definitely not a fucking Kodak moment.

Eight students from the University of Wisconsin were ticketed following a sting conducted by the La Crosse Police Department using Facebook. The La Crosse PD used a phony profile, complete with a photo of an attractive college age girl, in order to gain access to the students FB profiles. The police were then able to ticket and fine eight students $227 (!) for underage drinking, based on photographs they found in the students Facebook photo albums.

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Party at Homeland Security!

The bongs, worth approximately $2.6 million dollars (!) were not so cleverly disguised as Christmas ornaments.  As much as this news makes me want to go cuddle my own bong, it raises a more important concern. Instead of buying bongs from China, we should help support our own economy by purchasing only locally produced drug paraphernalia.

Source: Huff Po.

Motherfucking Aztecs!

Hump day wisdom from my sweetheart, Vodka the Drunk.

More here.

Joey Kramer and Steven Tyler make nice for the cameras…

At a signing for his new book, Hit Hard: The Story of Hitting Rock Bottom at the Top, Aerosmith drummer Joey Kramer seemed to be siding with Team Perry regarding the ongoing 70’s Rock hissy-fit of 2009, otherwise known as Aerosmith. Said Joey (which if you take away the “y” suspiciously spells Joe) about the type of musician that might be able to replace Steven Tyler:

What kind of singer? A real, real good one. Someone that would have to be able to perform the songs as well as sing them. Steven is both of those and probably the best out there.

Kramer also told Billboard that he’s worried about Tyler’s heath as well as his sobriety:

Steven, he isolates more and more all the time – that’s what gives it away to me that there’s something going on. He’s got some negative influences around him now. I love the guy. I just want to see him get some help.

When it comes to the struggles with the bad shit, Joey Kramer pretty much knows what he’s talking about. Which is good news for Joey Kramer, but probably maybe really bad news for Steven Tyler.

A mug made of bacon. For K.

It’s never okay to waste liquor. Or to combine liquor with bacon. True story.

UV Cherry Flavored Vodka.

I would generally be on board with a Cherry flavored bottle of booze. This is not one of those times. As with most other flavored vodka, the alcohol content of UV’s Cherry Vodka has been reduced (!) to 30%. So not only does this vodka not taste good, it won’t get you drunk. Now that’s brutal.

Budweiser Bedding. Sears 1974 Fall/Winter Catalog. For Jim McD.

I used to date a guy in High School that had these sheets. Now, if you read into that last nightmarish statement, you get three possible takes on what it might imply. That said, let me address your concerns immediately:

No, I never had sex on that bed with that boy. That, Monica Lewinsky.

My 16 year old boyfriend didn’t have a job. Which means he didn’t buy these sheets for himself. Yes, he had the coolest parents ever.

Even at the tender age of 15, I was already too advanced to be susceptible to the mature allure of the Budweiser Sheets. The Budweiser Tall in a can? Not so much. True story.

Next week’s Sears ‘74 will be our biggest awe-inspiring, flashback inducing pictorial yet. Stay tuned…

Bunghole Liquors, on Lowell St. in Peabody Massachusetts.

For Freddy Pants. Who also misses his Bunghole.

Stereo Mood. Drunk, horny or high? We have a play list for that.

Of the two lists I immediately clicked on (Drunk and States of Hallucinations) both were slam drunks. I mean dunks.  Stereo Mood is my new favorite time-killer. Dig it.