Tag Archives: Happy Horrordays

I Hope Baby New Year Likes To Rock…!


Very metal baby basket.

Well, the Andre’s is chilling and I, like you, are busily preparing to welcome 2012, and the arrival of baby New Year! I hope he likes what I got him. I’m pretty sure babies like their booze chilled, and sharp things to sleep in, right? Anymetalway, I’m ready!

In other news, this coming May will mark the fifth year that Cherrybombed.com has brought you all things metal and low-brow, from Seattle and beyond. 2011 was a great year for the blog, and I’m looking forward to more good times in 2012. And to all of my very metal readers, you are the fucking best. I love to read your looney comments, and attempted communications to my muse, Steven Tyler and Steve Perry. I’m sure they will be getting back to you as soon as they possibly can. And no, you can’t have their email numbers. Please stop asking.

I also want to thank the folks, fans, cast and crew of  Movies About Girls for making my Saturdays full of good times and no hassles, and all the blogs I like to consider my virtual friends like Dangerous Minds, Everlasting Blort, and Dlisted (who without I don’t think I could get through my day. Because a day without Michael K is like a day without Vodka. A total waste of fucking time).

With a wink of my good eye, and a nod of condolence to our collective livers, HAPPY NEW YEAR! And come back in one piece tomorrow. I’ve kind of gotten used to having you around. Word…

And You Thought Your Family Christmas Photo Was Awkward…


The family that worships KISS together, stays together. Very metal thanks to Stiv for the photo. Happy birthday!

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Lemmy’s Belated Christmas Greeting To Santa…


Lemmy’s special Christmas wish for Santa. Get FUCKED!

Better late than never…

BAD BRAINS! Zombie Santa. The Day After…


Santa. The day after Christmas. By Ryan Ottley.

More from the very metal illustrator, Ryan Ottley, via his website.

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All I Want For Christmas Are Braiiins! Zombie Santa: The Tattoo…

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Zombie Santa by Jeff Stone.

Bonus? If you live in the Seattle area, and are in need of ink, the very metal Jeff Stone works out of Genesis Tattoo in Everett.

Holiday Devil Horns…


It’s the right thing to do. Posers GTFO!

Yes.

Programing note: Well, you knew this “Dear John” letter was coming. I’m planning on checking out early this week, so posts will be slowish. And I have to tell you, I need a fucking break from not having a real job and tap dancing for nickels in my driveway every other Wednesday. All that poor me bullshite aside, I sincerely hope you all have whatever kind of break from reality you were hoping for, and come back safe and all in one piece (coming back with fewer brain cells does not count). Lastly, if you’ve been wondering what I asked our almighty savior Santa Claus for this year, the answer is booze. Give yourself infinity Cherrybomb points if you answered that one correctly.

Appetite For Christmas? Guns N’ Roses Cover White Christmas. Maybe…


Appetite For Christmas. Guns N’ Roses covers “White Christmas”. Maybe. Not.

Don’t know if this is actually GN’R, but I don’t care. Merry f*cking Christmas Mr. Bailey!

In other very metal GN’R related news, Hall Of Fame CEO Joel Peresman confirmed that all members of GN’R (including Dizzy Reed and Matt Sorum) had confirmed their attendance at the 2012 HOF induction ceremony. Despite the fact that Slash tweeted that he never committed to attending the event.

Zombie Letter To Santa Greeting Card FTW…


The Zombies letter to Santa by Yvonne Willemsen.

Bonus? This rad greeting card also comes as a Christmas ornament.

My Sundays With Jesus: Zombie Nativity Scene By Papercraft…


Zombie Nativity Scene by Papercraft.

Bonus? You can download everything you need to create your own Zombie Nativity scene, here.

Merry F*cking Christmas! Love, King Diamond And A Reindeer Head…


King Diamond, No Presents for Christmas. From the very metal year of 1986.

You know, I usually let the snark flow free on this blog but, after undergoing  open heart triple bypass surgery last year, King Diamond (55 year old Kim Bendix Petersen), took the stage in full corpse-y regalia, and performed  Mercyful Fate material with Metallica during the event in San Fransisco a few days ago.

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