Vampire “Grillz” in “Silber” (typ0 direct from Iced-Out-Biz’s website) by Iced-Out Biz. $24.50. One size fits all. For GGG.

Now, before you rush out and get your own Vampire Grillz, the folks at Iced-Out-Biz have a “DO NOT DO’S” for you, and your mouth…:

Cautions for Users:

1: If you feel irritation or pain at the teeth or around mouth, stop wearing it immediately (Hmmm, okay. Grilzz might give me the mouth aches. Check. I think).
2: Do not wear it while sleeping (Vampires never sleep! I got this one nailed, er, CHECK!).
3: Do not wear it while doing exercise (Is creeping around in the bushes considered “exercise”? If not then, check!).
4: Do not wear it while chewing food (Got it. No gum, candy, chicken or people eating. Check.).
5: Do not use it as a dental prosthetic device (No teeth, no grillz for you. Check).
6: Never bite people or animals with wearing the product. (What? But what fun is that? Aww, f*$k, Check).
7: Do not put in the microwave. (Hot teeth, not good. Check).
8: Keep away from pets. (No grillz for fido or pussy, check).

More via Iced-Out-Biz.

Dildos for the UNDEAD! Mythos style dildos by Necronomicox. $170. For GGG. Thanks to RDK for the link. I think…

Meet Mythos. Mythos is big dildo with colored eyes that will look deep into your soul. While deep inside of you. That’s all.

More via Necronomicox NSFW site, here.

Sean Penn on the set of This Must Be The Place in Dublin, Ireland. A feel good flick about an aging, retired rock stars search for the Nazi that murdered his father.

Can’t UNSEE!

Thanks (I think): Dlisted.

A still of Nick Cave as a very bad-ass Shiva in Grinderman’s new video for Heathen Child. Grinderman 2 is due out on September 13th.

You can watch the video for Grinderman’s new single “Heathen Child” here. It’s completely bananas, 100% NSFW and completely worth the risk. This video has everything! Eyes that shoot laser beams, gladiators, Nick Cave in leopard print underwear in a gladiator costume, a naked chick in a tub, an eyeball popping Buddha and, the scariest fucking werewolf I’ve ever seen. Word.

Nick Cave and Grinderman 2 roll into Seattle (tickets on sale soon – stay tuned) on November 27th at the King Cat Theater. For a complete listing of Grinderman 2’s European and U.S. tour dates, click here.

Blood Bath soap blood-bag dispenser. $8.99. For Stacey.

Thanks: BLORT! (via Think Geek)

Skull Cake!

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Jesus Christ: In The Name of the Gun.  For Freddy Pants.

Part 2 of the blood-splattered Jesus revenge comic, Jesus Christ: In the Name of the Gun, debuted this weekend at San Diego Comic-Con (check them out at booth #D8). You can save that spare change you were going to throw in the collection plate today and download digital copies of issues 1-4 here for only 95 cents per issue. That’s a lot of angry Jesus for less than a buck!

New pages get released every Tuesday and Thursday via Jesus Christ History.com.

Machete red band trailer. Thanks to Ragzdandelion for the link.

Machete is due out on September 3rd. Now step the fuck back and watch this extremely excellent/NSFW trailer. Word.

More via the official Machete website, Viva Machete.

Bill Murray, Gonzo hedonist!

Jesus’s official website, ChristWire, has called for an international boycott of actor Bill Murray. Comparing Murray to historical serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacey, ChristWire says that Murray is almost solely responsible for all of societies ills. I mean, I didn’t like Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties either, but I got over it. Anyway, here’s more of what ChristWire had to say about Bob Bill:

Bill Murray is a murderer of lambs, a despicable hedonist who waves the white flag welcoming the end of American moral and economic primacy. He is a harbinger of our death as a culture, the death of that preëminent philosophy of faith married to capitalism that has saved the world countless times from repression and annihilation. Bill Murray is a fatal disease and the sad news we bring you today is that your children have been infected.a murderer of lambs, a despicable hedonist who waves the white flag welcoming the end of American moral and economic primacy. He is a harbinger of our death as a culture, the death of that preëminent philosophy of faith married to capitalism that has saved the world countless times from repression and annihilation. Bill Murray is a fatal disease and the sad news we bring you today is that your children have been infected.

And while ChristWire wants you to be on the lookout for homicidal maniac sheep murderer Bill “Caddyshack” Murray, you should also be concerned that domestic masturbation and sodomy will soon be on the rise due to the recent extension of unemployment benefits! But it’s not all bad news according to the word of Jehovah. And that’s because we finally have FRICKIN’ LASER BEAMS!

Laser Drone Gun! American Fuck Yeah!!! Behold America’s newest phallic weapon of destruction!

Or Laser Drone Guns as they are called by the United States Government. Finally, laser beams that can shoot down spaceships, Bill Murray, or airborne liberals as they attack! But don’t take my word for it. Listen to the word of Christ! Brought to you by ChristWire, naturally…:

Behold American’s might and glory! Today God has blessed America with a new technology, further proving our role as his chosen country to protect all humanity with our leadership, power and loving edicts for all on Earth.

Today God blessed us to build a laser cannon! In the image, you can see this powerful cannon that can shoot down any missile, meteor or even startship that should pose a threat to America or any of our allies.

Any object moving at less than 186,000 miles per second, the scientific speed of light, shall crash and burn before the power of our space laser.

The power of America grows because God grants us the power to defend not only ourselves, but whoever we shall deem worthy. Let us look upon video of our new deployed technology that will further the peace of mankind.

You know, I generally try to steer clear of the bible-humpers, especially when they appear to be hitting the bad shit right out of the cup of Christ but, the folks of ChirstWire had me rolling all over my mini-Buddha alter with their jaw-dropping expose on the newly crowned, greatest threat to America, Bill Murray. And I needed a laugh! Thanks be to God indeed…

War Heroes. Photo by Richard Burbridge.

Photographer Richard Burbridge and stylist Robbie Spencer created a photo spread entitled “War Heros” for web-based zine, Dazed Digital. Good news guys, baby arms are back in! Baby arms!

More photos via Teacups and Couture.

Old Lady Poodle costume by Marnie Weber.

Marnie Weber is an Los Angeles based artist, performer and visual effects guru. Right now, you can get up-close-and-personal with some of Weber’s work at the Laguna Art Museum. This Fall, in Altadena, California, Weber’s work will be displayed throughout the historic Mountain View Cemetery and Mausoleum in conjunction with the West of Rome Public Art. West of Rome Public Art is a non-profit organization that helps curate public art projects in unusual or under-recognized locations in the LA.

Thanks: BLORT!

Le Queloune (The Clown).

And when I say “might eat me”, I really mean “will”. Sacré bleu indeed!

Via: BLORT!

Slayer, World Painted Blood. From 2009’s, World Painted Blood.

Often, a video can elevate a song to new levels of awesomeness. This is one of those times. The new video for Slayer’s single “World Painted Blood” is a cross between an episode of Metalocalypse and, what it might be like seeing Slayer live while tripping your balls out on acid. The video was directed by Marvel comic/graphic artist Mark Brooks who, in addition to his contributions to Metalocalypse, also directed the 20 minute short “Playing With Dolls” that was released with the deluxe edition of World Painted Blood last year.

I’m ready for my close-up Mr. Michaels…

Well, it worked for Betty White.

Click here to learn more about the latest Facebook campaign to get the great Bruce Campbell to host Saturday Night Live next season.

The Zombie of Montclaire Moors. $89.99.

I know it’s a little early in the week to be calling out a “FTW” but, I’m pretty sure this one’s going to stick. Anyway, of all the positive reviews for this resin Zombie of Montclaire Moors statue by artist Alan Dickinson, there was one comment that helped me realize that $89.99 isn’t too much to spend if you really want to tell someone you hate them…

I got this as a wedding gift for a friend that loves Zombies. He loved it, his wife hated it. That was the plan.

Get yours here.

Thanks! BLORT!

Hessian Hobbies. All you need is some popsicle sticks, glue, lighter fluid and a match.

I know it’s not Father’s Day yet but, I couldn’t resist.

Editors note: In case you were wondering, the very metal Dad in this short is not Mr. Cherrybomb.

Alex Pardee, My Favorite Monsters, Set #1.

Of course, the really good news about Alex Pardee’s new UNLIMITED collection of hand-signed monster prints is, that he’s probably going to do My Favorite Monsters, Set #2. If that sounds way to ambitious due to the awesomeness of MFM #1, remember – Alex Pardee never sleeps. His monsters might eat him…

More on Pardee, here.

Psycho Shower Scene reancted with puppets. By Hiltron.

Photoshop genius Hiltron has taken his craft to the next level. In this six minute short, staring Hiltron’s puppet muse, Gay Carrington, you get to relive the horror of Psycho’s famous shower scene by way of puppets. Shudder…

More from Hiltron here.

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Stroker (yes, really) the Cowboy by Dapper Dicks. Novelty clothing for the well dressed cock. $34.99. For Triple G.

Of course, if you’re not the hog-tying type, Dapper Dicks has other styles of clothing for your penis with equally amusing names. There’s Fireman Rick, Pirate Hardwood, Private Willy, Dr. Dick Longfellow and, Dapper Dick himself. It’s important to note that even though it’s hard to tell difference between a leather vest, pirate hat and a CONDOM, Dapper Dicks penis-wear will not prevent pregnancy or STD’s and should be removed before you have intercourse. Although I’m pretty sure that if you’re considering dressing up your penis, it’s only because your hand is looking to mix things up a little on Friday night.

Bonni Reid. Yes, please.

The Rock ‘n’ Roll Wet Werewolf lives!

More on Vancouver, BC artist Bonni Reid, here. To listen to the real Rock ‘n’ Roll WET Werewolf, tune into the Movies About Girls Podcast.

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