New Red Band Machete Trailer…! 1
Machete red band trailer. Thanks to Ragzdandelion for the link.
Machete is due out on September 3rd. Now step the fuck back and watch this extremely excellent/NSFW trailer. Word.
More via the official Machete website, Viva Machete.
New Clip From The Expendables – Rourke Inks Sly on a Hog… 3
Mickey Rourke gets inky with Sylvester Stalone in a clip from the upcoming movie, The Expendables. For G3.
The Expendables is set for release on August 13th.
GTFO: Malfunkshun – The Andrew Wood Story @ The Hard Rock, June 25th… 0

Kevin Wood and Shawn Smith @ The Showbox, April 14h, 2010. Photo courtesy of Wind Hughes.
Ever since the Mother Love Bone show in April, I’ve had grunge on the brain. One of my favorite memories from that momentous show was when Kevin Wood walked out on stage, beaming and shredding his heart out. If you missed that show, Wood will be back at new Hard Rock Café in Seattle on June 25th performing with a revamped Malfunkshun and All Hail The Crown, fronted by Shawn Smith.
Before the live show, there will be a screening of the Andy Wood documentary, Malfunkshun: The Andy Wood Story. The movie, over ten years in the making by director Scot Barbour, has just been picked up by Universal Films. The screening also includes a Q&A session with Barbour, the films creator and music producer Jack Endino (Nirvana, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Murder City Devils), Kevin Wood and Toni Wood, Andy and Kevin Wood’s mother.
Ticket and show info after the jump…
Scarier Than The Original: Psycho Shower Scene With Puppets… 1
Psycho Shower Scene reancted with puppets. By Hiltron.
Photoshop genius Hiltron has taken his craft to the next level. In this six minute short, staring Hiltron’s puppet muse, Gay Carrington, you get to relive the horror of Psycho’s famous shower scene by way of puppets. Shudder…
More from Hiltron here.
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Dear Arizona – Happy Cinco de Mayo! Love, Danny Trejo… 0
Danny Trejo (aka: Machete) and his heartwarming Cinco de Mayo shout out to Arizona.
Here’s a special Cinco de Mayo edition of the new Robert Rodriguez movie Machete that includes a warning holler out to all of the desert dwelling racists fine citizens of Arizona.
Thanks! To everyone who sent this to me today.
Mickey’s Cockatoo Is Looking At You… 0

Mickey Rourke and his cockatoo sidekick in a scene from Iron Man II. For Sarah and LP.
If a Cockatoo sidekick was tough enough for Baretta, it’s tough enough for Mickey Rourke.
Alex Pardee and Stephen Reedy’s T-Shirt Monster… 0
Alex Pardee and Stephen Reedy, T-Shirt Monster!
Like many of you out there, I am a complete freak for cool t-shirts. Even if there was a risk that a t-shirt I loved might secretly want to eat me. Anyway, here’s another video/commercial by Zerofriends Alex Pardee and Stephen Reedy featuring the deranged art collectives bloodthirsty new mascot, T-Shirt Monster.
More t-shirts that may will definitely eat you can be found at the Zerofriends Store.
Daily Earwig: Arash & Aneela Mirza – Say Na, Say Na… 0
Bollywood artists Arash & Aneela Mirza, Say Na, Say Na. From the red hot 2006 Bollywood comp, The Streets of Bollywood…And Beyond.
The highly addictive Say Na, Say Na can also be found on the soundtrack for the Bollywood flick Bluffmaster.
Mother. The Movie Trailer… 0
Mother, 2009. Directed by Bong Joon-Ho. In limited U.S. release now.
I saw this the trailer for the Korean revenge flick Mother, last weekend during the previews for Crazy Heart (guilty!). In theory, a film that stars a Granny-type archetype, turned vengeful assassin sounds deeply unappealing. The trailer for Mother (above) blows said theory out of the water.
More on Mother here.
Inglorius Smurf…? 0

Quentin Tarantino as Brainy Smurf. Image by Cherrybombed.com.
Quentin Tarantino has been cast as the voice of Brainy Smurf in the upcoming CGI Smurf flick, due out sometime in 2011.
Suck. The Movie Trailer… 0
Suck, the movie trailer. Out in limited release soon. Thanks to Holly for the link.
Very metal cameos in Suck include Henry Rollins as a douchey shock jock, Iggy Pop as a tit’s out crazy record producer and, Alice Cooper as the über vampire.
More via Suck’s official site.
Nick Cage to Play Chad Kroeger in Nickelback Documentary… 0

Nicholas Cage as Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger.
Okay, I admit it. There is absolutely no truth behind my sensational headline (take that Nickelback!) however, that was the first thing that popped into my head after seeing this photo of Nicholas Cage on the set of his new (sigh) movie The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (WHY?) in Tribeca.
More photos of Nick devouring a pickle here.
The Radiant Child – Jean Michel Basquiat Doc Trailer… 0
The Radiant Child. A documentary about artist Jean Michel Basquiat. Directed by Tamara Davis.
The documentary, which was released late last month, was shot between 1986 and 1988, the year Basquiat died after overdosing on herion. The soundtrack was composed by Ad-Rock & Mike D of The Beastie Boys.
Hello Gorgeous! Mickey Rourke @ The BAFTA Awards, 2010… 0
Here’s Mickey Rourke wearing the dude version of an Updo on his head at the BAFTA Awards last night. That is all.
Nicholas Cage Colorform Adventure Set…! 2
I’m Here. A Robot Love Story By Spike Jonez 0
Movies About Girls Podcast Turns One…! 1
Voyage of the Rock Aliens, 1987. Staring Pia Zadora! Just one of the 100 plus movies the Movies About Girls Podcast reviewed this year.
The Movies About Girls Podcast celebrated it’s 1 year anniversary with Episode #52 yesterday. Imagine, it was just one year ago that host and infamous rock journo Ken McIntyre and his ever expanding panel of experts (including yours truly) started his quest to hip us all to the plethora of movies on everyone’s favorite topic, GIRLS! Anyway, if you always wanted to know how to get a free bottle of vodka in Singapore, what region of Lita Ford’s body smells the worst or, are just wondering which Biker Chick flick is the best bang for your cock buck, listen to Episode #52. All shall be revealed.
Happy Birthday MAG Podcast! Also, don’t forget to vote for the Movies About Girls Podcast at Podcast Alley or check it out on iTunes.
Thanks to Ken, Stacey, Seth, Jim Ether, the Great Mike Fisher and everyone else that makes this awesome podcast happen.
How You Doin’…? 0

Mickey Rourke at the 2010 Golden Globes.
How Mickey managed to match his gold cowboy pimp chains to his hat is a mystery to me. With that said, I’d still hit it with a riding crop. And blindfolds. Anyway, here’s Mickey Rourke giving the paps the 2 am “what’s your number ’cause I lost mine” side-eye at the Golden Globes last weekend.



