Of course I base my statements on these images taken this week during Kiev Fashion Week in the Ukraine. So please enjoy the following fashion WTF’s as I finish washing out my best bong while booking my one-way ticket Kiev…

Ukrainian designer Liliya Litkovskaya does not care if you cannot see where you are going. Not being able to see is your problem.

Ukrainian designer Eduard Nasyrov. Chris Kattan, is that you?

They’re HERE!. No, seriously, they are. Alien invasion couture by Ukrainian designer Zalevskiy.

For more trippy runway offerings from Kiev Fashion Week click here.

CHRIST! The belt buckle. Now with 3-D Jesus and 30% more bling! $24.99.

I know what you’re thinking. I love this belt buckle but, what else can I do with it? I’ll let the folks at Fashionista Company give you a few suggestions. And no, “give it to your pimp for Christmas” isn’t one of them:

Wear it to church! Buy two and give one away as a gift! Use as decoration! Stand out in a crowd! No matter where it is displayed, this bright, eye catching Iced Out CHIRST Buckle is a trendy way to express your faith!

More via eCrater.

Beckmans School of Design show. “Hat” by Isabelle Lundh. Missed “Do you like my hat part I ?” Click here.

Don’t quit your day job Ms. Lundh.

More via Style Clicker. Thanks to Stacey for the link.

Petrou Men’s Collection Fall 2010.

No sir, I do not like that hat. And, from the looks of it, neither do you.

More from New York Fashion Week, now in progress, via Coutorture.

Page 124 of the Sears 1975 Spring/Summer Catalog. Shelly Hack not included with purchase.

This week we pay a visit to the blondes on page 124 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog. Former Charlie’s Angel Shelly Hack is back again to sex up the Sears 1975 catalog along with a bare-midriff top and, a little cameltoe. If you use your imagination. And your imagination wants to be used by Shelly Hack. Trust me.

*Programming note: I know I missed Sears ‘75 last week, but I don’t punch clocks  or people. I’ll make it up to you somehow baby. I promise. By the way, can I borrow some money for some ass gas? Just click the Paypal link on the top of the page. It’s easy. Did you lose weight? I love you.

Bodysuits from Sears Body Suit Shop. $5.97 & 8.97 respectively.

These cameltoe free, snap-crotch flashbacks come from page 213 of the 1975 Sears Fall/Winter catalog. Snap crotch!

Mickey Rourke at the 2010 Golden Globes.

How Mickey managed to match his gold cowboy pimp chains to his hat is a mystery to me. With that said, I’d still hit it with a riding crop. And blindfolds. Anyway, here’s Mickey Rourke giving the paps the 2 am “what’s your number ’cause I lost mine” side-eye at the Golden Globes last weekend.

Gaultier Men’s Collection Fall/Winter 2010 Paris.

Last week, Jean Paul Gaultier Men’s 2010/2011 show in Paris opened with two female models duking it out in a boxing ring that stood in the middle of the room.  The show also featured guys strutting around (like grumpy, above) made up to look “all beat up” in Gaultier’s prize-fighter inspired Fall/Winter 2010/2011 collection.

More photos here.

Bloody hell on the DSquared runway in Milan, January 19thm 2010

Don’t throw out your blood-splattered clothes from last year yet!

More images from Dsquared2 Men’s Fall-Winter 2010/2011 collection in Milan here.

Hippy chick dresses $14.97. For K and forever hippy chick, JB.

I don’t know what the weather is like in your part of the world, but today in Seattle it’s feeling rather Spring like (boing!). So if it’s still Winter where you live, hopefully these vintage Spring chickens from page 146 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog will warm you up.

Anyway, please pardon the brevity of this post as I have the sudden urge to do 1000 sit ups.

A model from the Chocolate Fashion Show in Shanghai.

Chocolate was used as a design element in The Chocolate Fashion Show, part of Salon du Chocolat in Shanghai, China. Our smiling chocoholic above is working a chocolate bra with cups made of molded chocolate, and a skirt accented with chocolate “buttons”.

More photos here.

And now for a trip down the super funky 1975 “Style Aisle” of the Sears 1975 Spring/Summer Catalog.

Looking for clothes for the cat that won’t cop out? A man that would risk his neck for his brother man? Well I found exactly what Dr. Funky ordered on pages 460 & 461 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog . Whether you’re riding the Soul Train back to the crib to watch Black Caesar with your boys, or stepping out to the No Name Bar in the Village for an evening of cracking sucka’s skulls with scotch bottles, your “bad motherfucker” rep will stay intact.

Can you dig it?

Booty Pop panties make your booty, POP! $28.

I really don’t need to tell you about these posterior padded panties, do I? Just watch the vid above. Looking at cute chick’s asses in tight clothes for two minutes is way more fun than reading a bunch of words. True story.

Order your Booty Pop Panties via Booty Pop Panties.com.

Source.

Chanel Temporary Tattoo.

Temporary tattoo’s from legendary fashion house Chanel will hit the shelves on March 1st. The packs will contain 55 different Chanel inspired tattoo images and will retail for $78 exclusively at Selfridges in London.

Sears ‘74, Ho-Ho-NO! Hopefully you didn’t find anything like this under your tree this year. If you did, that means that Santa and Jesus both hate you.

This better-late-than-never special Holiday edition of Sears ‘74 comes from page 630 of the Sears 1974 Fall/Winter catalog. On Wednesday of next week, I’ll feature our last look back at Sears’ take on 1974 before we delve into the polyester blend madness that is the Sears Spring/Summer catalog of 1975.

Look for our first 1975 Sears summertime fashion flashback, on January 6th, 2010!

Pants on the bus: FAIL!.

Last month I blogged about the fashion DON’T known as Mjolk organic pants. Well, a sharp-eyed Cherrybombed.com reader was on the bus recently and saw this guy sporting a pair of what appear to be knock-off Mjolk’s. Yikes!

The “He-Man” recliner by Sears. $214.99.

You can be sure that even though he was an aristocrat with a secret identity, Prince Adam never possessed an actual “He-Man” chair. This week’s 1974 obsession is the “He-Man” chair, found on page 1270 of the 1974 Sears Fall/Winter Catalog. Anyway, is it me or does He-Man look pretty relaxed for a dude wearing purple trousers?

Posy print nightmares nightgowns.

Just a quick note on this weeks Sear’s ‘74 entry as this photo is giving me a case of the bed-spins. And sadly (and quite unbelievably) I’m not drunk. If the chick modeling item #1, the footed two-piece erection killing sleepwear, looks as though like you might have masturbated to her before, you would be correct. As well as somewhat pathetic and very lonely.

Posy sleepwear model #1 from page 177 of the Fall/Winter 1974 Sears Catalog, is actress Shelly Hack. Hack is probably best known for her brief role on Charlie’s Angels. Hack’s fictional Bostonian, Tiffany Wells became Charlie’s #5 Angel, replacing Kate Jackson for one season in 1980.

More polyester blend madness from Sears next Wednesday that will absolutely! may or may not involve Ted Williams, guns and/or He-Man chairs. Stay tuned…

My Nana has been raiding my closet again.

I know I usually save my FTW entries for a Thursday or Friday but, there is no way something hotter than my Nana wearing a skin tight, sleeveless denim jumpsuit is going to show up on the Internets this week. True story.

More Do’s and Don’ts (and Nana is absolutely a “DO”) via Vice Land.

GPS embedded underwear by Lindelucy.

The Bra and Panties outfitted with a GPS device, designed by Brazilian Lucia Lorio will run you $800 – $1100 bucks. Having piece of mind knowing where you’re “piece” is at all times? Priceless…

Thanks! WOW.