Rainbow bacon. For AFJ.

To learn how to make your own Pride friendly bacon, click here.

Via: Bacon Today.

Maple-Bacon Lollipop by Lolliphile. $10 for four.

Just one of these porky suckers packs two cups worth of caffeine. Made by San Francisco’s Lollyphile, the company uses only organic, sustainably farmed bacon and Vermont maple syrup to create their new bacon lollipop.

Lolliphile also makes a slew of different boozy lollies in flavors like Bourbon, Absinthe, Irish Cream and, a flavor the for the Dude inside all of us, White Russain.

More via Lollophile.com.

The Slayer Burger. Very metal meat for your mouth. For Wonder Woman.

If you’re in Chicago and you like your metal (yes, there is a theme today) piled high on top of a plate of french fries, then head over to Kuma’s Corner for The Slayer Burger. The Slayer is a 1/2 lb burger, chili, cherry peppers, Andouille sausage, onions, Monterey jack cheese, and anger, on top of a plate full of french fries.

Other heavy metal, heart attack inducing burgers at Kuma’s include the Black Sabbath (Blackening Spice, Chili, Pepper Jack, Red Onion) and the Goblin Cock (Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, ¼lb. Vienna Hot Dog, Tomatoes, Onion, Neon Green Relish, Sport Peppers, Pickles, Celery Salt Mustard).

You need what from where…? Are you talking to Moi?

WITCHES! Scientists in the Netherlands (otherwise know as WITCHES!) have created something they like to call “soggy pork” by cultivating pig muscles and “growing” them in a broth (!) of other animal products. If you’re wondering what soggy pork looks like just pull down your pants, click here.

All Porky the Test Tube pig jokes aside, this is excellent news if you care about the ethical treatment of the animals you consume, care about the environmental impact those animals create here on earth, or want to be sure that your local Chili’s never runs out of baby back ribs.

More via the Telegraph UK.

Hot Dog Down A Hallway menu sounds delicious…

More on Hot Dog Down A Hallway via Metaversal.

Bacon Wrapped Turkey.

No. Just. No.

Source.

Val Kilmer at last night’s AMA Awards. Yes, really.

Dear Val Kilmer,

Oh, fuck. Never mind.

Love,

Cherrybomb

A mug made of bacon. For K.

It’s never okay to waste liquor. Or to combine liquor with bacon. True story.

Bob Evans Gravy Dispenser and Biscuit in a Bowl Machine.

I almost went into cardiac arrest just uploading this photo. True story.

Yoders 100% US Smoke Flavored Bacon. $79.98. For K.

With a shelf life in excess of 10 years, this bacon makes a perfect addition to your food storage program and it is great for every day use. Especially useful during Zombie infestation when food isn’t available.

100% U.S. Bacon! America, Fuck Yeah…?

Via: ReadyDepot.

The Breakfast Song by Minister Cleo Clariet and his fiancé Katherine Lane.

Sadly, God did in fact call Minister Clariet home in 2004. No more bacon indeed.

Thanks: BLORT!