Lemmy Kilmister sat down with Crypt Magazine recently and gave a lenthgy interview with topic ranging from President Obama, Sarah Palin and why the Internet will be the “death of humanity”. Here are a couple of highlights:

Lemmy on Politics:

I think Obama is in a very difficult place. Because he’s getting stooped every fucking time he turns around, right? Because you kept Republicans in the government; that was a mistake obviously.He should have had Dick Cheney as his running mate; I’m sure that would have been more popular than Joe Biden. Sarah Palin, she’s the one that impresses me. Jesus Christ, cookoo. What’s the point of even talking to the woman, she’s like nuts. The fucking woman’s a flake.

Lemmy on why the Internet is going to fucking kill us:

They’re gonna be the death of humanity, believe me. The internet is gonna kill humanity because we can’t use it, we don’t know how to use it. I mean the greatest communication system ever known to man has been invented. What do you use it for? Child pornography. Isn’t it fucking wonderful? They always go for the lowest common denominator and then spin it around. There are all kinds of fucking nut cases out there. And everybody can be equally heard which is not a good idea. Because some people, if they get heard all across the world, and it’s gonna fucking really twist everything up. One in five people aren’t fit to shine your fucking shoes.

Lemmy on Robots and what keeps him going with Motörhead 36 years later:

I believe robots are stealing our luggage. I dunno, everybody’s driven by something, survival mostly. It’s just I love what I do. It’s a great gig. So, why not do it?

You can read the entire interview with Lemmy at Crypt Magazine.

I know what you’re thinking. I love this belt buckle but, what else can I do with it? I’ll let the folks at Fashionista Company give you a few suggestions. And no, “give it to your pimp for Christmas” isn’t one of them:

Wear it to church! Buy two and give one away as a gift! Use as decoration! Stand out in a crowd! No matter where it is displayed, this bright, eye catching Iced Out CHIRST Buckle is a trendy way to express your faith!

More via eCrater.

Adventure Time!, a new animated series for kids, will make it’s debut in April. Why should you care? Because Adventure Time! is basically a super-trippy, PG rated version of Super Jail. Yes, really.

So, be sure to clean out your very best Budweiser bong because Adventure Time! premieres on Cartoon Network on April 5th.

Quentin Tarantino has been cast as the voice of Brainy Smurf in the upcoming CGI Smurf flick, due out sometime in 2011.

Click here to read the rest of the “advice” from this vintage 1938 newspaper and remember, if you need a brassiere, wear one.

Thanks!: BLORT!

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Thankfully, our friends at Peta and animal lovers like yours truly won’t be pulling their hemp panties out of our cracks because in a shocking change of direction, Uncle Karl Lagerfiled, the reigning queen of Chanel, didn’t kill anything to make these furry Sasquatch man-suits.

Don’t worry girls, Karl didn’t forget about you. Click here to see the Woman’s Wear version of what nobody everybody not even a hairless Yeti will be wearing later this year.

Very metal cameos in Suck include Henry Rollins as a douchey shock jock,  Iggy Pop as a tit’s out crazy record producer and, Alice Cooper as the über vampire.

More via Suck’s official site.

In what was undoubtedly a huge relief for the makers of Jack Daniels, Keith Richards told Rolling Stone magazine that the rumors regarding his recent breakup with booze are false…:

The rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we’ll leave it at that.

I don’t know about you but, I’m pretty sure booze is what’s keeping Keef so well preserved. If Keef gave up the hooch, he would completely disintegrate. And he knows it. Good call Keef. Lucky for you, Jack is always there take you back…

In the words of my very sexy, bikini-loving friend K, Boing!

In other good news about girls, Episode #57 of the Movies About Girls Podcast is now available for your streaming pleasure. You can click the link to the right on our page or, you can just click here to go right to the Movies About Girls website and hear all the madness yourself!

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Okay, I admit it. There is absolutely no truth behind my sensational headline (take that Nickelback!) however, that was the first thing that popped into my head after seeing this photo of Nicholas Cage on the set of his new (sigh) movie The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (WHY?) in Tribeca.

More photos of Nick devouring a pickle here.

Sing Like an Idol is the latest single and theme track for Yazima’s upcoming movie, Yazima Beauty Salon, The Movie. I also hear through the disco grapevine that Hello Kitty will be putting out plush versions of the glittery guys girls of Yazima Beauty Salon next month to coincide with the release of the film in April.

Manhattan’s Cold Cave is currently in the UK supporting Editors.

More on Cold Cave via Matador Records.

Truly an example of art going green, the sculpture above was created using old tires. Click here to see a very cool gallery of recycled tire art at Juxtapoz.

Here we see the rare Minotaur Man in his natural habitat, the Renaissance Fair.

Via: Buzz Feed (original source: Kitty Chanel Blog).

Just a quick reminder that it’s almost Friday…

Here’s a link to a better quality, uncensored version of Skinny Little Bitch. Nobody’s Daughter, Love’s new record with her revamped Hole (unintentional pun, it stays), comes out at the end April. If Samantha and Skinny are any indication, the new Hole record might actually be a sweet piece of gritty girl power. Fingers crossed…

The documentary, which was released late last month, was shot between 1986 and 1988, the year Basquiat died after overdosing on herion. The soundtrack was composed by Ad-Rock &  Mike D of The Beastie Boys.

Just one of these porky suckers packs two cups worth of caffeine. Made by San Francisco’s Lollyphile, the company uses only organic, sustainably farmed bacon and Vermont maple syrup to create their new bacon lollipop.

Lolliphile also makes a slew of different boozy lollies in flavors like Bourbon, Absinthe, Irish Cream and, a flavor the for the Dude inside all of us, White Russain.

More via Lollophile.com.

Stylo comes from Gorillaz third record, Plastic Beach is due out on March 8th.

Also, check out Gorillaz.com to play The Plastic Beach game. This sweet little time killer even includes an animated appearance by Mr. Roarke’s main man, Hervé Villechaize.

If you think the above photo of Courtney Love is terrifying, then do not click here. But you should click here to see the rest of the photos. I think.

Thanks: Dlisted.

After last weeks Fur Bikini episode of the Movies About Girls podcast, I’ve had bikini-on-the-brain. Missed MAG’s 55th episode? Click here to be absolved of your uncool sins, looser.

Aerosimth has confirmed that they, and the irreplaceable Motherfucking Rainbow (aka, Steven Tyler) will play 11 dates in Europe starting in June. In this 22 second video posted on the bands AeroForce One website, Tyler jokingly says that he auditioned and “Got the gig.”, Joe Perry’s reaction at the end of this video is fucking priceless. Anyway, here are the dates:

Jun. 10 – Sweden – Sweden Rock Festival
Jun. 13 – UK – Download Festival
Jun. 15 – UK – London 02 Arena
Jun. 18 – Romania – Bucharest
Jun. 20 – Greece – Athens Olympic Stadium
Jun. 23 – Holland – Nijmegen Goeffert Park
Jun. 25 – Belgium – Graspop Metal Meeting
Jun. 27 – Spain – Barcelona St Jordi Arena
Jun. 29 – France – Paris Bercy Arena
Jul. 01 – Czech Republic – Prague 02 Arena
Jul. 03 – Italy – Venice Festival