According to Black Mountain vocalist, Stephen McBean, Wilderness Heart, the bands third full length, is their most “metal” yet. I’ve listened to five tracks off the record and, in addition to a couple of sweet folk-y jams, three of the five are so metal, they will melt your face off.

Black Mountain will play the Showbox in Seattle on November 29th. More on the Vancouver, BC band, including a full list of tour dates, here.

If you missed hearing it LIVE on Friday, Episode #81, the EPIC, nearly all-night-long show called, Movies About Girls, The Podcast, is now available for your listening pleasure. In a mere six hours (!) the MAG cast (including yours truly), managed to talk our way through the following things, and MORE:

The unexpectedly awesome, porn-y Jennifer Tilly-jammed road flick, Fast Sofa, starring Crispin Glover.

The Top 5 and Bottom 5 DVD releases of the week, the Weekly Boobs Report (with the best of Denver, Kent Shelton), and another round of Hits From Hell, MAG’s never ending search or the worst song ever recorded.

An awesome guest appearance by Circus of Power vocalist, Showbiz Al, the very metal front man regaled us all with Mag-tastic stories about running from with Danzig to, shopping with Slymenstra Hymen at the Home Depot.

What more could you ask for? Free booze? A free MAG t-shirt? Well, if you missed the show, you also missed your chance to win your very own, one of a kind, MAG t-shirt. Better luck, next time buster!

Wondering when next time is? Well, your next chance to get lucky, punk, will be MAG’s next live broadcast on Saturday, September 4th @ 6 PM EST (3 PM PST). Among our regular titillating topics, you’ll also get to hear Cherrybomb’s recap of the Slayer, Testament and Megadeth show, aka, the American Carnage Tour. The very metal triad of evil, finally hits Seattle after a year of waiting, on Friday, September 3rd.  Screw Bummershoot. To say I’m chomping at the bit for this show is an understatement. Be there!

My apologies in advance to my ears and liver.

Check out episode #81 of Movies About Girls via Loudcaster. You can also download HERE!

A portion of the proceeds from Dutch artist and designer Parra and his collaboration with Converse goes to support The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis, and Malaria.

More on Parra, here.

Now, before you rush out and get your own Vampire Grillz, the folks at Iced-Out-Biz have a “DO NOT DO’S” for you, and your mouth…:

Cautions for Users:

1: If you feel irritation or pain at the teeth or around mouth, stop wearing it immediately (Hmmm, okay. Grilzz might give me the mouth aches. Check. I think).
2: Do not wear it while sleeping (Vampires never sleep! I got this one nailed, er, CHECK!).
3: Do not wear it while doing exercise (Is creeping around in the bushes considered “exercise”? If not then, check!).
4: Do not wear it while chewing food (Got it. No gum, candy, chicken or people eating. Check.).
5: Do not use it as a dental prosthetic device (No teeth, no grillz for you. Check).
6: Never bite people or animals with wearing the product. (What? But what fun is that? Aww, f*$k, Check).
7: Do not put in the microwave. (Hot teeth, not good. Check).
8: Keep away from pets. (No grillz for fido or pussy, check).

More via Iced-Out-Biz.

You might have heard about little Yuto Miyazawa before (seen here on Cherrybombed.com last year) but, this clip of the now 10 year old Yuto performing “Crazy Train” with Ozzy LIVE, just made my day. Word.

Thankfully, Courtney’s Granny-get-up was just a clever ruse to throw the paps off her trail. I give you exhibit A, below…

Courtney Love and Hole live at Le Bataclan in Paris last week.

Grunge-y cover-girl transformation, complete. Phew!

And it works. Although, a word of caution. You may end up with an equally bad song stuck in your ears. My first three earwig removal “hits” consisted of the theme to the Andy Griffith Show, Conga by Gloria Estefan and, Antoine Dodson’s auto-tune-y rapist jam, Climbing Through Your Window. You have been warned.

Need to unhear something? Click here.

Boo Davis is a designer, illustrator and quilter living in Seattle. Her very metal-inspired quilts are completely amazing.

More on Davis and her “made with hate” quilts via Quiltsrÿche.

Via: BLORT!

The creation of Mark Zable (who was probably smoking the good shit when he came up with the idea), Deep Fried Beer will of  make its glorious debut at the Texas State Fair competing in the Big Tex Choice Awards on Labor Day. Zable’s Deep Fried Beer will compete against other fried anomalies like Deep Fried Frozen Margarita, Texas Fried Frito Pie and Fried Lemonade.

To make his beer infused fried wonder chunks, Mark takes a ravioli, fills it up with Guinness, seals it and then tosses it into a deep fryer. It’s said that your first chomp on this boozy ravioli will sends a shot of beer, deep into the hear of Texas, or your mouth. Zable says it took him three years to perfect his drunken pasta and, keeps the intimate deep fried deets of Deep Fried Beer, under wraps.

More on the bastard son of 1000 maniacs, aka, San Fransisco based artist Robert Bowen, here.

Thanks to the comic book king, Ragzdandelion, for the link.

Condomania has been collecting data on penis size since 2004 when they launched, They Fit Condoms, a line of custom fitted jimmy-hats. They Fit Condoms come in 76 different sizes, ranging from 3 to 10 (!) inches in length and, from super slim to “extra-roomy” in width.  The strictly-dickly-data collection, culled by the feedback provided by 27,000 penises from around the world, is the largest (ahem) evaluation on Mr. Johnson since The Kinsey Penis Report in the early 90’s. Below are more fun penis facts from Condomania. In other news, I can’t wait to go back to New Hampshire!

• Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
• Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
• Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
• Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
• Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
• Blue States vs Red States: Blue States’ Average Penis Size is Bigger!
• Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3″ in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10″ in Length
• Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5″ in Length, 50% are Between 5″ and 6″ in Length and 25% are Longer than 6″ in Length

You can read the whole “report”, here.

Another day, another hair-don’t do for Mickey Rourke. All Rourke-ribbing aside, Mickey’s latest hair mod is a huge upgrade from his past cranial adornments. And, as usual, I’d still hit it. Baby-fuzz, buzz-cut and all.

The Thunderbitch exhibit that has been running at the Tether Design Gallery in Seattle all month is, about to end. Which means if you haven’t seen it, you only have two more days to make things right by GTFO to see it. The exhibit features graphic works and rock posters done by women artist based in the Pacific Northwest, dating back to the 1960’s. The way I look at it is like this; if you like girls who like to rock and love art, this one is a slam-dunk.

More on Thunderbitch here.

Endless Boogie are from Brooklyn. And they fucking rock. As you will see by way of today’s Daily Earwig from Endless Boogie, Tarmac City.  And, let’s be honest. If you’re gonna have the balls to name your band after a John Lee Hooker song, you better be able to back it up with some first class jams. Which Endless Boogie does, masterfully. Despite the fact that the band has been been around since 2001, they just released their second studio album, Full House Head, this past July. The record is full of epic, indulgent tunes that rival those of their classic rock predecessors. Word.

More from Endless Boogie, here.

Meet Mythos. Mythos is big dildo with colored eyes that will look deep into your soul. While deep inside of you. That’s all.

More via Necronomicox NSFW site, here.

Janis might have asked the Lord for a Mercedes but, she ended up with a Porsche. Just like the rest of her friends.

More photos of Joplin’s Porsche, here.

Can’t UNSEE!

Thanks (I think): Dlisted.

Micropave Jesus face by Iced-Out Biz. $43.50. For Freddy Pants.

More bizarre blingly-thingies via Iced-Out Biz.

Just a quick pimp to remind you all to tune into Loudcaster tonight at 6 PM EST for Episode #80 of the Movies About Girls podcast! To mark this glandular milestone tonight, we’ll be  giving away a brand-spanking new Movies About Girls t-shirt. Make your ex jealous! Be the envy of hat-wearing-hipsters! Look 10lbs thinner! Embarrass your Mom! Anything can happen when you’re sporting the new MAG t-shirt. Trust me.

For all things MAG, check out the Movies About Girls Radio Network. If you like what you hear, vote for us on Podcast Alley or, leave us a comment on iTunes. Want to talk to MAG? You can call us anytime at 206-426-6504.

Directly following tonight’s MAG-cast, I’ll be GTFO to catch Aerosmith tribute band, Draw The Line at the Tractor Tavern. Will the faux Bad Boys of Boston will live up to the recent Tyler/Perry shenanigans of late? I can only hope…

Ignorance might be blissful but, a tattoo is forever. Word.

Source.

Now that a video of Steven Tyler accidentally clocking Joe Perry in the skull with a mic has found it’s way to the Internets, many media outlets are reporting that Tyler’s mic-assault was payback after Joe Perry “accidentally” bumped Steven Tyler off stage at an Aerosmith show in Tornoto.

However, the microphone incident occurred at Aerosmith’s show in Jones Beach on August 12th, six days before Perry tried to see if a m@therf*$king rainbow could actually fly when, he bumped Tyler with his hip, sending the 62 year old head first, into the audience. Today, a rep for Perry issued a statement saying that he wanted his fans to know that he would, “never deliberately push Steven off the stage”, adding that Joe is a “total gentleman”.

Now, I know getting hit in the head with a mic really hurts (thanks, Surly) but, Perry’s reaction rivaled that of a toddler throwing a tantrum in a toy aisle. Except Perry’s tantrum consisted of tossing his guitar into a stack of amplifiers, then stalking off-stage, leaving the band to finish Sweet Emotion, Perry-less. I mean, who is Joe Perry’s life-coach these days, Axl Rose? All Perry-bashing (ha!) jokes aside, the video is completely hilarious. That and Joe Perry really needs to get a grip (pun indented, it stays).

Slightly better quality video via Red Lasso, here.

Have you ever wanted to smell like three week old BO, vomit, a broken bass guitar (covered in piss), heroin, stale blood and brill creme? Well you can’t. And that’s because none of those things are in the new” Sex Pistols” perfume just launched by French beauty house Elat Libre D’Orange last month.  Who knew black pepper was “defiant” or that prunes were “turbulent”. Well, Johnny Lydon probably knows a few things about prunes but, that’s another matter. All aging-punk-rock-idol-laxative-jokes aside, here’s what a “Sex Pistols” actually smells according to the French POV:

Fresh, restless bite of lemon, sharpened and intensified by defiant black pepper. It’s the unruly turbulence of a prune and an in-your-face ambrette. Electrified by aldehydes, you can feel the pure energy pared down and pumped up by leather, shot through with heliotrope and brought back down to earth by a raunchy patchouli.

I can’t argue with the fact that patchouli actually is pretty raunchy smelling so, I’m sure Sex Pistols is going to be a nose-smashing success. So far, it’s only available at Sephora locations with a Euro postal code. Which is far enough away for me.

More via Etat Libre D’Orange.

Thanks!: Classic Rock Magazine.

78 pints of Guiness? Check. 32 pints of Heineken? 27 Slippery Nipples? Check. Check. 8 shot of Jagger? Barf Check. Never forgetting how the f*$k to party? Priceless.

Thanks! Dlisted (via Reddit).

Other nesting dolls by Jackson, Mississippi artist Ginger Williams include KISS, The Beatles and, The Jackson Five. Williams will open a solo show in Jackson on September 9th at the MS Arts Center.

More on Williams here.

By now you’ve all heard the news that, last night at an Aerosmith show in Toronto, after Steven Tyler bumped Joe Perry on stage while doing his famous “I Motherf*cker am the RAINBOW!” jig, Joe Perry hip-checked Tyler, hockey Mom style, causing Tyler to fall off the stage head first, into the crowd. Ironically, this is the second time Tyler took a spill off the stage during the song “Love in an Elevator”. Going down, indeed.

But was it all just a publicity stunt, orchestrated by the band to grab more headlines as they push through their 45 date tour? After watching the video, it looks as though Perry “bumped” Tyler, saw him fall off the stage, but continued down the catwalk, riffing out, appearing to be quite unaware that Tyler had quite literally become one with the audience. To yours truly, Perry’s actions are definitely suspicious. But what do YOU think.

Has Joe Perry finally reached the end of his rock ‘n’ roll rope with Steven Tyler or, was it all just part of the show?