Mickey Rourke and his now departed chihuahua, Beau Jack.
This photo has set the standard for the words “hot mess”. Anyway, here’s Mickey walking a red carpet somewhere in hell.

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Mickey Rourk at the MILK Cinema City Premiere in NYC.
Dlisted’s Michael K is as obsessed with the hot mess that used to be is Mickey Rourke as I am. Which is good because I like to stay on top of Mickey’s shenanigans and his crazy, homophobic mouth. Anyway, a rag called The Daily Beast is [...]

Clip from The Wrestler staring Mickey Rourke.
This video clip of Mickey Rourke in a scene from Daren Aronofsky’s film The Wrestler (above) is much better than this video clip of Mickey Rourke out last night in Hollywood. While on his nightly hourly ciggy run, Rourke, who has generated Oscar buzz with his performance in Wrestler, [...]

Mickey Rourke on Halloween in Miami.
I’m disappointed in Mickey Rourke’s Halloween costume (?) this year. It’s really way too much like everyday Mickey Rourke in Miami. Although the cowboy boots with the leather pants tucked in are a nice touch, dontcha’ think?
Thanks to awesome power of Dlisted for the link.

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Mickey Rourke forgot to button his beast.
Don’t worry Mickey, your clever plan to deflect attention away from your open fly worked perfectly.

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Mickey Rourke at the Wrestler premier in New York, October 12th, 2008.
Holy blow-out! Just a couple of days ago Mickey was looking more like this. Anyway, I’m pretty sure this is Mickey Rourke at the New York premiere of his new movie, The Wrestler. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention that Robert De [...]

Iggy, The Crying Game, and The Crocs…
Iggy does not look happy being photographed in his orthopedic crocs. And I wouldn’t either. Although, quite frankly, anything that deflects away from his Cannes companion works for me. Fuck the terrorists, Crocs are the real threat to this country.
More photos of Iggy sans his ortho-crocs are at the [...]