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RIP Professor Zinn… 0

Posted on January 27, 2010 by DJC

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Howard Zinn quote. For Gatsby and Surly.

Howard Zinn, a man who intelligently embodied and displayed the highest level  anti-establishment action and philosophy, has passed away.

Howard Zinn was 87.

Musician Jay Reatard Dead at 29… 0

Posted on January 13, 2010 by DJC

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Musician Jay Reatard, rest in peace baby.

Angry garage-punker Jay Lindsey, a.k.a. Jay Reatard, was found dead today in his home in Memphis, TN. Reatard apparently died in his sleep last night. No other details about Reatards passing (which yours truly has been hoping was just a mean Internet prank for the last few hours) have been released. However, a “Tweet” from Reatard just a few days ago said that he was feeling “sick”.

Jay Reatard was a very talented and innovative performer with bright future potential. He will be missed…

1/14/10 Update: According to the Memphis PD, Jay Reatard’s death is now being investigated as a homicide.

For Sale: Elvis Painting – $100,000,000… 0

Posted on December 04, 2009 by DJC

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Eight Elvises by Andy Warhol.

This painting of Elvis Presley by Andy Warhol recently sold to a Elvis fanatic for $100 million dollars. Ironically, Eight Elvises fetched approximately $57 million more dollars than Warhol’s 200 One Dollar Bills did at an auction last month.

In other news, Andy Warhol died in 1987. True story.

Goodnight, Keith Moon… 0

Posted on November 24, 2009 by DJC


Goodnight, Keith Moon. Listen at 1:18 in to hear “Goodnight Cherrybombs”.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell just for posting this but, I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell anyway so what’s the diff…

A cleaner looking version of Goodnight Keith Moon can be viewed here.

Seattle Ninja: FAIL…! 0

Posted on November 18, 2009 by DJC

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A Seattle Ninja impales himself on fence during a demonstration about poorly executed Ninja-y stunts that won’t make you any money. Because you’re dead and all…

A Seattle Ninja is in serious condition after getting impaled on a 5 foot metal fence when he attempted to jump over it. The Seattle PD says alcohol may have been better have been involved.

Source.

RIP: Ken Ober… 0

Posted on November 16, 2009 by DJC

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Ken Ober has passed away at the age of 52. Sadness…

If you had a pulse and you regularly paid your cable bill back in the late 80’s and early 90’s, you will remember Ken Ober as the host of MTV’s game show, Remote Control. On Saturday, Ober told a friend he was experiencing flu-like symptoms and was planned to see his doctor as soon as possible. He was found dead in his California home on Sunday.

Ober was only 52 and was a native of Boston.

Source: Dlisted.

NOOOOO!: Joe Perry – “Steven Tyler Has Quit Aerosmith”… 0

Posted on November 07, 2009 by DJC

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It’s over. Maybe…

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, something happens that makes me want to crawl back into my bed for a forever nap. Usually it’s a just a bad hangover but today, it’s that pesky Internet whispering shit into my ear that I don’t want to believe. Today, and until further notice, the flag outside Cherrybombed.com will be flying at half-mast until I hear the straight dope from Steven Tyler himself, and not Joe Perry’s “Twatter account. Because if I believe the latest out of Perry’s trout-mouth, Aerosmith is over. Commence 70’s Rock freak-out in 3, 2, 1…:

Steven quit as far as I can tell. I don’t know any more than you do about it. I got off the plane two nights ago. I saw online that Steven said that he was going to leave the band. I don’t know for how long, indefinitely or whatever. Other than that, I don’t know.

I’d be lying to you if I said that I actually listen to any of Aerosmith’s music that post-dates 1995. What’s to be mourned here is the possible end of a nearly 40 year run by one of the greatest bands in the history of Rock ‘n’ Roll. Under less than amicable circumstances. As if this most recent rumor about Aerosmith wasn’t bad enough, Perry’s already talking about replacing Tyler and his mike stand isn’t even cold yet. Brutal…:

We’ll probably find somebody else that will sing in those spots where we need a singer and then we’ll be able to move the Aerosmith up a notch, move the vibe up a notch.

Yeah, Joe. I hear YouTube is a great place to find vocalists. You should look into that. All speculation aside, if Steven Tyler has actually “quit” Aerosmith then, Aerosmith is truly dead. There is no Zep without Plant, no VH without Diamond Dave (yes, really) and there ain’t no song and dance for Aerosmith without Steven Tallarico.

True (although I hope it’s not really) story.

Thanks: Dlisted.

RIP: Buzzy of Buzzy’s Roast Beef… 0

Posted on November 06, 2009 by DJC

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The good old days. Buzzy’s Fabulous Roast Beef. For Freddy Pants.

Alan Kaufman, or Buzzy to pretty much everyone in Boston, passed away late last month at the age of 72 in Florida. When I was growing up in Boston, there were pretty much three places we ate. Buzzy’s Roast Beef, Kelly’s or Mike’s Pizza in Davis Square. Buzzy’s was an iconic Boston landmark and late night, 1,500 calorie, drunk snack stop. Buzzy’s was demolished in 2002 to make way for Mass General Hospital expansion.

Rest in peace Buzzy. Even though I haven’t had the pleasure of you’re food clogging my arteries for the last 20 years, I’ll still miss you.

Thanks!: Big Mattress.

Happy Halloween! Puking Party Pumpkins… 0

Posted on October 31, 2009 by DJC

Okay kids, it’s time for another amateur night Halloween and the obligatory “look at these crazy fucking pumpkin’s” post. Anyway, I expect that plenty of you will end your night just like these pumpkins did. Me? I’ll be celebrating quietly with my friends George, Tom and Bub.

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More vomiting gourds after the jump. Now, JUMP…!

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Update: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated. Chuck Biscuit LIVES! RIP: Chuck Biscuits…? 0

Posted on October 29, 2009 by DJC

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Chuck Biscuits hitting it for Black Flag circa 1982.

Chuck Biscuits, a timekeeper who was a cut above most, passed away on Saturday at the age of 44 from throat cancer. In addition to Black Flag, Biscuits musical collaborations run the gamut from Danzig to Run DMC. Rest in peace Chuck, I will miss hearing your turbo charged quad-beat-three.

Thanks to Noah for the link.

*3:17 PM PST UPDATE: Sources close to Biscuits’ family are reporting that Chuck is alive and well:

Chucks family has not been notified of a death. Normally they are told if their brother or son is sick or dead. A rumor started in August about cancer, Chuck was fine then too.

I’ll keep you posted as reliable information becomes available. Thanks to Noah for the update.

7:40 PM PST UPDATE: Chuck LIVES! According to Blabbermouth.net.


RIP Captain Lou… 0

Posted on October 14, 2009 by DJC

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Captain Lou Albano. For Freddy Pants.

Wrestling superstar and Cindy Lauper’s video Dad, Captain Lou Albano, passed away today in New York. He was 76. Wrestlers Rescue is accepting donations for Albano’s family to help with their massive medical expenses.

In other news, I’d like to ask the death-filled year of 2009 to consider offing members of Nickelback or Creed next time. Stop killing my childhood memories dammit!


Jim Carroll Has Passed Away… 0

Posted on September 13, 2009 by DJC


Jim Carroll, People Who Died.

Poet, author, musician and eternally young punk idol, Jim Carroll, died of an apparent heart attack on Friday in New York. Carroll’s ex-wife, Rosemary Klemfuss, confirmed Carroll’s passing to Reuters today. He was 60.

Incredible heavy sadness.

Les Paul Has Passed Away… 0

Posted on August 13, 2009 by DJC


Les Paul & Mary Ford Show from 1953. For Surly and JB. 

I’m just getting settled here and this is the first I heard of Les Paul passing away earlier today. He was 94. I’m counting on the fact that some of you might not be aware that Les Paul is the singular innovator when it comes to the creation of the solid body guitar. Everyone from Ace Frehley to Bob Marley have played Les Pauls. Marley loved his custom Les Paul so much, he was buried with it. 

Because of  Les Paul, Jimmy Page banged out “How Many More Times” in 1969. Page’s defiant and ground-breaking sound defined Page as much Les Paul guitars. Very simply, Rock ‘n’ Roll is, because Les Paul was

Thank you Les Paul for giving so much of your life to all of us.  May you rest in peace.

WBCN Bumperstickers from the Past… 2

Posted on August 06, 2009 by DJC

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Classic WBCN Bumper stickers.

Despite the fact that I’m a huge Aerosmith fan, I still can’t bring myself to put any of my Aerosmith WBCN bumper stickers on my car. Or anything else for that matter. Ten days and counting until ‘BCN goes off the air on Tuesday, August 16th, 2009.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!: John Hughes Has Passed Away… 0

Posted on August 06, 2009 by DJC

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The late John Hughes.

A publicist for John Hughes confirmed that the film maker, who was responsible for movies like The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, passed away earlier this morning. Hughes reportedly suffered a heart attack during a morning walk in Manhattan. He was only 59.

John Hughes was a living legend, may he rest in peace.

Happiness is a Warm Gun: The Beatles vs. Zombies… 0

Posted on August 01, 2009 by DJC


The Beatles vs. the Zombies from Left 4 Dead.

For more visit Barely Digital.

Remembering The Exploding Hearts… 2

Posted on July 20, 2009 by DJC


The Exploding Hearts,  Shattered (You Left Me). For K.

I was extremely lucky to have had the opportunity to review The Exploding Hearts posthumous compilation, Shattered, for Sleazegrinder.

More on The Exploding Hearts here. To catch up with Terry Six, the only surviving member of The Exploding Hearts and his band Nice Boys, click here.

WBCN Vintage T-Shirt FTW… 0

Posted on July 17, 2009 by DJC

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My prized WBCN vintage 80’s t-shirt.

I’ve got so much ‘BCN stuff tucked away it makes my head spin. I still wear the vintage WBCN t-shirt (pictured above) with pride to this day.

Former Big Mattress DJ, Charles Laquidara posted some great links to news stories on WBCN, past and present on his blog. Read ‘em and weep radio listeners for the end is nigh…

The Jesus F*@$#%! Christ Show… 0

Posted on July 13, 2009 by DJC


Pilot episode of the Jesus Fucking Christ show. For Freddy Pants and Agnostic Fucking Johnny…

Many years ago he died for your sins. Now he’s back on earth, to suffer like hell again

Jesus has to get a job and be a regular Joe. Fighting with his slumlord, and living with a ho.

Opening lyrics to the Jesus Fucking Christ show theme song.

At the JFC website, you can download the entire first season to your computer or iPhone. Although it will be of no surprise to anyone who reads this blog, Drunken Mess-iha episode 4, is my current fave.

To drop some cash in JFC’s donation plate so the show can continue to piss crazy people off, click here.

Living Will Tattoo… 1

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

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Living Will Tattoo.

Yikes!



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