John Belushi.

Hollywood is taking another shot at a biopic about the late John Belushi. The first biographical film on Belushi, 1989’s fire-bomb “Wired” really never should have been made and was rightly thrashed by critics as well as Belushi’s family. The new film, set to be produced by Todd Phillips (The Hangover), is set to begin filming later this year. But who could possibly play the legendary Samurai Tailor? Currently rumored for the prized role are Jack Black, Jonah Hill, and Seth Rogan.

Ronnie James Dio statue by Knucklebonz. $115.

Although there isn’t an actual prototype image of this mini RJD by KnuckleBonz yet, you can pre-order the statue here for delivery later this year. A portion of the proceeds will go to the Ronnie James Dio Stand Up and Shout Cancer Fund.

Minotaur Man can hear you laughing.

Here we see the rare Minotaur Man in his natural habitat, the Renaissance Fair.

Fear and Loathing in Sesame Street.

Via: Buzz Feed (original source: Kitty Chanel Blog).

Steven Tyler and Joe Perry circa 1993.

Lawyers representing Steven Tyler have put Aerosmith manager Howard Kaufman on “cease and desist” notice saying that if the band replaces Steven Tyler they will sue.

Vocalists rumored to have been approached by Joe Perry as possible replacements for Tyler include Lenny Kravitz, Billy Idol, Paul Rodgers of Bad Company and Chris Cornell. Cornell was later quoted in Classic Rock magazine as saying: ‘[Expletive], can you imagine how ridiculous that would be?’. Not as ridiculous as the latest whispers after a sighting of  Extreme frontman Gary Cherone and Aerosmith drummer, Joey Krammer at a Cheap Trick show in Boston over the weekend.

Schoolyard Heros, Dude Where’s My Skin.

After eight years of kicking the shit out of Seattle’s ears, Schoolyard Heros is calling it quits. The band will play their last show ever tonight at El Corazon.

More here.

The Get Up Kids, On With The Show. From 2001’s Eudora. For K and his hate/hate relationship with Motley.

Despite SKYPE’s best efforts to prevent Episode #40 of The Movies About Girls Podcast from happening without yours truly, the best fucking podcast on movies could not be stopped! From Devil Girl to pornographic Christmas cards to thong thiefs, we covered it all. You can listen to Episode #40 here or just click the podcast button on the right of this page to link to The Movies About Girls website. Dig it.

Also, if you’re searching for your spandex and Aqua Net (pink can, ‘natch) after listening to our Daily Earwig today, The Get Up Kids cover of Motley Crue’s “On With the Show”, you can find it on TGUK 2001 record, Eudora. The record is full of alt versions of everything from Bowie to The Cure.

The Kids disbanded back in 2005, but have been active this year following the 10th Anniversary, double-vinyl reissue of their 1999 record, Something to Write Home About in September. The band is currently in the midst of a massive tour that concludes in March in Tokyo.

Trick or Drink is not really a question as much as it is a genuine need. Jones Creepy Candy Corn Soda.

Okay, I’d be lying to you right now if I said I didn’t drink any of this little black beverage (which actually looks like Mountain Dew) tonight. I poured a splash of this Candy Corn Soda by Jones in a cold shot of Vodka, and still couldn’t finish it. And I love booze. So much so, I mourn Booze’s passing by any vessel that isn’t my own mouth.

If you want to experience the horror of my mouth right now, which I will assure you is still wildly delicious despite my previous comment, and you don’t have any Jones Candy Corn Soda, just toss a teaspoon of Vanilla extract into a shot of Vodka. The foreboding tombstones printed on the bottom left of the can will then come into play as you’re screaming, “WHY  DO YOU HATE ME VANILLA, WHY???!!!”.

While you casually open a beer and simultaneously thank GOD you’re not driving (and not just because you just opened a beer), please be happy knowing you never done drunk that candy-corn-shit-in-a-can in the first place. Not like me and my sad, angry vanilla-flavored mouth. True TRUE! story.

Courtney Love says she’s broke. And again  I say, how the fuck do you lose $30 million dollars?

This is the saddest thing I’ve seen since Balloon Boy threw up on Good Morning America this morning. Any may-I-have-a-bowl-of-soup-please-sir way, Courtney Love says she is totally broke and that she and Francis Bean are facing eviction from their digs at New York’s, Mercer Hotel. Late last month, Love’s attempt to access to the $1.2 million-dollar trust fund Kurt Cobain set up for Francis Bean was blocked. Says Courtney:

I’m f***ed now, dude. 
I have 120 bucks, my kid hasn’t had a decent meal and I’m getting evicted.

Man, if I was down to $120 bucks I know I wouldn’t be out buying $50 worth of coffee and danish (remember, this is New York we’re talking about). Although I am really glad that girlfriend is eating because seriously, I floss my teeth with stuff thicker than her legs. True story.

Bitch is BACK! Kill Bill III is one step closer to reality. For AFJ.

Earlier this month during an interview in Italy, The Big Q confirmed to loud squeals of “FUCK YES!” that “the bride will fight again”. Now, the bride herself, Uma Thurman was quoted saying that Quentin Tarantino has some “great ideas” for the soon to be Kill Bill Trilogy, adding that we’ll all have to wait to see “what happens”. According to Thurman, Tarantino has not yet finished script for KBIII.

Hardware. With appearances by Lemmy, Iggy and music by Ministry. Yes, please.

When it came out in 1990, Hardware was rated X. The re-release, put out by Severin Flims, will undoubtedly live up to it’s X rating as the re-issue is uncut and uncensored. Hardware is available as a double DVD or on Blu-Ray. Both options feature a Super 8 version of the film shot by director Richard Stanley.

Motorhead will play The Zenith in Paris, France on November 4th.

Rob Halford, We Three Kings. From 2009’s Winter Songs. Instant fucking classic.

There aren’t many people in this world that I respect more than Rob Halford. I’ve been a Priest fan since I was a kid and every time I’ve seen the band live it’s been a four octave, guitar fueled, anti-religious experience. To say nothing of Halford’s original and defining metal fashion statements. So accordingly, when I heard that Halford had recorded his first holiday record, HALFORD III – WINTER SONGS, I pretty much lost my mind. Here’s what Halford had to say about what has already become my favorite Christmas record ever:

Well, I’ve always said I wanted to produce a Christmas CD. The Halford band has assembled a fantastic release, and we’re excited to have produced a collection of holiday tracks which all of us have enjoyed from a very early age.

Oh Holy Night! Here’s the track listing…:

1. Get Into The Spirit
2. What Child Is This
3. Oh Emanuel
4. Winter Song
5. We Three Kings
6. Oh Holy Night
7. When Christmas Comes For Everyone
8. Oh Come All Ye Faithful
9. I Don’t Care If It’s Christmas Night

The record comes out on October 26th. Two tracks from Winter Songs, Get into The Spirit and We Three Kings, are available to download now. Or, you can be like me and pre-order Winter Songs, here.

In my continuing effort to infiltrate your mind, Cherrybombed.com is now available on your mobile device. The content loads super fast and you can leave me comments right from the privacy of your own hand. Here’s our mobile icon:

This is especially good news for those of you who can’t hit Cherrybombed.com during the 9-5 workday because of some stuck-up filter. Here’s a peek at the way it will look on your iPhone…:

To say I’m siked about this is a huge understatement. Many thanks to RDK for making this happen.

The Breakfast Song by Minister Cleo Clariet and his fiancé Katherine Lane.

Sadly, God did in fact call Minister Clariet home in 2004. No more bacon indeed.

Thanks: BLORT!

Will someone please get this monkey off my back? For LP.

Joe Perry’s mouth is unstoppable when it comes to talking smack about Steven Tyler. Perry recently told Billboard that Tyler has been taking Aerosmith’s fans for granted. Said The Perry:

The thing that bothers me the most is how it affects the fans. The only reason you’re there is because of the fans. You owe them a lot, and when you start taking them for granted, it’s just wrong. I think that a lot of what happened with AEROSMITH over the last two or three years has been a case of that. And I’m not talking about everybody in the band. I think at this point the four band members are willing to not play for a while until the fifth member gets together and decides to come and join us again.

Oi! This whole statement reads like an instructional manual on how to be more passive-aggressive. Tyler has yet to respond to Perry’s recent comments about their relationship or Aerosmith’s future.

Perry’s solo tour with the new Joe Perry Project continues in November with dates in Boston and California.

Shane Lee giving Geoff Tate a run for his money.

It’s hard to believe that Shane Lee isn’t a huge star. Yet anyway. When he hits that high note at the end of this video it will send chills up your spine. True story.

Thanks: RDK.

Pamela Anderson on the catwalk for her collection, AMUSE. For the record, I am not amused.

I’m pretty sure all of you can still tell this is Pamela Anderson, despite Pammy’s attempt to hide her shame behind an evil Ronnie McDonald mask and police tape.

More photos and Thanks to: Dlisted.

The Shake Weight for men. You haven’t had a pump like this in a long time.

This past summer, the Shake Weight for Women infomercial was making the rounds on the Internet, giving everyone the day dreams about hand jobs. Of course it was only a matter of time before the sweaty, shirtless infomercial for the Shake Weight for Men made it’s debut. Somewhat NSFW as it might as well be a tutorial on how to whack your jack.

Sears Best Triple Action Bike. $79.95.

This week’s Sears ‘74 entry, found on page #239 of the Sears 1974 Fall/Winter catalog, features the Triple Action Stationary Bike . This bizarre bike lived in my house when I was a kid. The only thing it was good at was giving you whiplash quicker than a head-on car crash. However, had I known about the bikes special  “stroke” adjustment (that allows you to vary your stroke from 1 to 28 inches, meow), I might have used it more. True story.

Mark Brooks, Playing with Dolls teaser. Inspired by Slayers 2009 release, World Painted Blood. NSFW.

This is the brand new teaser for the 20 minute film Playing with Dolls. The film, based on Slayer’s 2009 record, World Painted Blood, was created by Mark Brooks, a Slayer super fan and director of the very metal Adult Swim toon, Metalocalypse. Brooks also wrote and inked a 12 issue graphic novel inspired by songs on World Painted Blood.

A deluxe version of Slayer’s 10th studio record comes out on November 3rd.