Lemmy Kilmister. Always trust a man with a beer held upright.

Lemmy Kilmister sat down with Crypt Magazine recently and gave a lenthgy interview with topic ranging from President Obama, Sarah Palin and why the Internet will be the “death of humanity”. Here are a couple of highlights:

Lemmy on Politics:

I think Obama is in a very difficult place. Because he’s getting stooped every fucking time he turns around, right? Because you kept Republicans in the government; that was a mistake obviously.He should have had Dick Cheney as his running mate; I’m sure that would have been more popular than Joe Biden. Sarah Palin, she’s the one that impresses me. Jesus Christ, cookoo. What’s the point of even talking to the woman, she’s like nuts. The fucking woman’s a flake.

Lemmy on why the Internet is going to fucking kill us:

They’re gonna be the death of humanity, believe me. The internet is gonna kill humanity because we can’t use it, we don’t know how to use it. I mean the greatest communication system ever known to man has been invented. What do you use it for? Child pornography. Isn’t it fucking wonderful? They always go for the lowest common denominator and then spin it around. There are all kinds of fucking nut cases out there. And everybody can be equally heard which is not a good idea. Because some people, if they get heard all across the world, and it’s gonna fucking really twist everything up. One in five people aren’t fit to shine your fucking shoes.

Lemmy on Robots and what keeps him going with Motörhead 36 years later:

I believe robots are stealing our luggage. I dunno, everybody’s driven by something, survival mostly. It’s just I love what I do. It’s a great gig. So, why not do it?

You can read the entire interview with Lemmy at Crypt Magazine.

And I’m all out of bubblegum…

Source.

Suck, the movie trailer. Out in limited release soon. Thanks to Holly for the link.

Very metal cameos in Suck include Henry Rollins as a douchey shock jock,  Iggy Pop as a tit’s out crazy record producer and, Alice Cooper as the über vampire.

More via Suck’s official site.

Sing Like an Idol. The latest single and video from Yazima Beauty Salon!

Sing Like an Idol is the latest single and theme track for Yazima’s upcoming movie, Yazima Beauty Salon, The Movie. I also hear through the disco grapevine that Hello Kitty will be putting out plush versions of the glittery guys girls of Yazima Beauty Salon next month to coincide with the release of the film in April.

Hole, Skinny Little Bitch. From the upcoming Hole record, Nobody’s Daughter. For GGG.

Here’s a link to a better quality, uncensored version of Skinny Little Bitch. Nobody’s Daughter, Love’s new record with her revamped Hole (unintentional pun, it stays), comes out at the end April. If Samantha and Skinny are any indication, the new Hole record might actually be a sweet piece of gritty girl power. Fingers crossed…

Stylo from Gorillaz.

Stylo comes from Gorillaz third record, Plastic Beach is due out on March 8th.

Also, check out Gorillaz.com to play The Plastic Beach game. This sweet little time killer even includes an animated appearance by Mr. Roarke’s main man, Hervé Villechaize.

Axe Cop! The greatest movie trailer ever. Written by Malachai Nicolle, age five.

More via Axe Cop.com.

Thanks!: BLORT!

Welcome to My Nightmare, Alice Cooper. For NP.

Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie will be hitting the road together starting in April. The Gruesome Twosome Tour kicks off in April 26 at the MTS Center in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Here are the rest of the Canadian dates for the tour, (US dates coming soon) thus far.

Apr. 26 – Winnipeg, MB – MTS Centre
Apr. 27 – Saskatoon, SK – Credit Union
Apr. 28 – Edmonton, AB- Rexall Place
Apr. 29 – Calgary, AB – Corral
May 01 – Vancouver, BC – Pacific Coliseum
May 02 – Kennewick, WA – Toyota Center
May 04 – Casper, WY – Casper Events Center

In other very metal news, Alice Cooper recently told Rolling Stone that a musical version of his 1976 record, Welcome To My Nightmare, is in the works. Cooper says the production will be an “all out rock version” of the record.

Satchel at The Crocodile Cafe in Seattle, February 18th, 2010.  Photo by Cherrybomb’s iPhone.

Satchel’s show last night at The Croc was a sold-out sonic trip back to 1996 complete with dry-ice and some solo action from the one and only Shawn Smith. The band was so tight, it’s hard to believe that it’s been 13 years since they collectively shared a stage together. Unquestionably, a bit of Seattle’s rich musical history was reborn last night.

Extra Cherrybomb points to the show openers, Stuck on a Bus. The band is led by the 12 YEAR OLD daughter of Satchel timekeeper Regan Hagar and also included students at the Seattle School of Rock. The pint-sized rockers blazed through a set of rock and metal anthems including a show-stopping version of War Pigs. Stay in school kids. Rock School that is.

Special thanks to JB and AFJ for the pre-Satchel tequila party!

Satchel Heartache and Honey album teaser. Thanks to AFJ for the link.

You can get a preview to what Satchel will sound like at the Crocodile tonight   at Satchel’s website.  The band has posted a link to a stream of their live performance on Garage Monkey last night.

If you can’t make the show tonight, you will have a second chance to witness the second coming of Satchel at The Sunset Tavern in Ballard on March 12th.

War Pigs cover by The Alex Skolnick Trio. From the 2009 record Neon Knights: A Tribute to Black Sabbath. For RDK.

The very metal Alex Skolnick and his Trio have also recorded jazzed up versions of Judas Priest’s Electric Eye and Detroit Rock City by KISS.

Brazilian cartoon featuring Bruce Dickinson and Iron Maiden’s mascot, Eddie flying a plane by cartoonist Mauricio Ricardo.

Thing is, I’m pretty sure the real Bruce Dickinson can do all those things in an actual airplane. For more cartooney madness from Brazilian artist Mauricio Ricardo, visit his website.

Source: Classic Rock

Satchel, Not Too Late. From the 1996 record The Family. Recorded live at Lollapalooza in 1996. Thanks to AFJ for the link.

Satchel, a band who members have done time in bands like Mother Love Bone, Pigeonhed, Brad and Malfunkshun, will perform their first live show in 13 years this Thursday at the Crocodile Café. The bands 4th studio album, Heartache & Honey, will be out in April.

Aerosmith circa 1974. Yes, please.

In keeping with the consensus that there is not such thing as Aerosmith without Steven Tyler, the band is scheduled to appear at the massive Download Festival in the UK in June under one condition, that Steven Tyler and only Steven Tyler appear with the band. Tyler, who despite making appearances at and Karaoke bars and Home Depot, is still in rehab, released this statement confirming that he will perform with Aerosmith at Download:

In the early days of Aerosmith, we were infected with the vibe coming out of the U.K. with the Yardbirds, Blues Breakers, Pretty Things and the Rolling Stones, and we wanted what they had bad. So baby, we’re coming home. Rock and roll can be pure sex and we can’t wait to Download …

The Download Festival kicks off on June 11th at Donington Park. Take that Joe Perry.

Wolfmother, White Feather. From 2010’s, Cosmic Egg. For AFJ.

More via Wolfmother.com

Honcho? Check. Matching hat? Check. Axl Rose hitting the stage three hours late in New York? Yeah, that sound about right…

Mickey Rourke was in the crowd when Axl Rose and Guns ‘N’ Roses finally hit the stage at 1:30 am, three hours later than expected. The show went down at The Rose Bar in the Gramercy Hotel in New York on Sunday. Adding to the drama is a report that former Skid Row vocalist turned Celebrity Fit Club contestant subdued a drunk who flashed a knife inside the show. According to a witness Bach said, ‘Nobody is getting anywhere near my man Axl Rose with a knife’, and went after him. Security quickly ejected the man from the show without incident.

Anyway, here’s set-list from the Valentine’s Day show:

You’re Crazy
Mr. Brownstone
Used to Love Her
Welcome to the Jungle
Street of Dreams
Sorry
It’s So Easy
Patience
Rocket Queen
Catcher in the Rye
My Michelle
Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
Whole Lotta Rosie
Sweet Child o’ Mine
Nightrain
Paradise City

Videos and more photos from the two “surprise” NY gigs via GNRDaily.

Joan Collins on the Red Dress Runway in New York last night. Miss Collins will turn 77 this May.

Bow. The. Fuck. Down.

Thanks!: Dlisted.

Title track for the “new” Jimi Hendrix record, Valleys of Neptune. The songs were recorded during 1968-1969.

On March 9th Valleys of Neptune, a dozen previously unreleased tracks (as well as alt versions of Fire, Stone Free and Red House) recorded by Jimi Hendrix during 1968 and 1969, will finally see the light of day.

Some of the tracks are making the rounds online as well as the dial if you’re lucky. Unquestionably, March 9th, 2010 is going to be a good day for your ears.

More via Jimi Hendrix.com.

Archie Bronson Outfit, Shark’s Tooth from the upcoming record Coconut. Thanks to NPD for the link.

The video for Shark’s Tooth, the first single off of upcoming Archie Bronson Outfit record Coconut was directed by Ferry Gouw. Gouw has also directed videos for Simian Mobile Disco and Lightspeed Champion.

Coconut is due out on March 1st. You can download Shark’s Tooth now for free here.

For more on one of the best things to come out of England in the last five years, including a bunch of new UK tour dates visit Archie Bronson Outfit.com

Dear Irene…For LP.

Letters to Bon Scott’s wife Irene Thornton and other AC/DC Melbourne-esque memorabilia will be on display starting Thursday along AC/DC Lane in Melbourne, AU.

James Young (no relation), the owner of Cherry Bar (!) said that they plan to bring AC/DC “to life through AC/DC-inspired art and music”. Young purchased the letters and some photos at an art auction in 2006. Here’s an passage from one of the letters Scott penned to Thornton from the road during his all too short, long way to the top:

I just wanna get a lot of money soon so I can change a few things about myself. More booze and dope. Not really. I just wanna be famous, I guess. Just so when people talk about ya, it’s good things they say. That’s all I want.

AC/DC will kick off the one time only celebration on Thursday night with a three-night stint at Etihad Stadium.

For more info visit Cherry Bar.