Robert Bowen, Jesus Criss. PrintedVelvet-Cotton-RagPaper. Limited edition of signed/hand numbered prints available now for $45.

More on the bastard son of 1000 maniacs, aka, San Fransisco based artist Robert Bowen, here.

Thanks to the comic book king, Ragzdandelion, for the link.

Very Metal Hand Cupcakes by Star Bakery, UK. For the one and only, Triple GGG.

Thanks!: BLORT!

KISS soap. $5.95.

Finally, a soap I actually want to wash my mouth out with.

More via KISS Museum.

Lemmy shows us the real reason why any guy decided to become a rock star.

Lemmy Kilmister, Ozzy Osbourne, Bruce Kulick and Andrew W.K. are only a few of the rockers that contributed to the upcoming book “Sex Tips From Rock Star“, by author Paul Miles.

Sex Tips is due out in July.

War Pigs cover by The Alex Skolnick Trio. From the 2009 record Neon Knights: A Tribute to Black Sabbath. For RDK.

The very metal Alex Skolnick and his Trio have also recorded jazzed up versions of Judas Priest’s Electric Eye and Detroit Rock City by KISS.

KISS Dolls by Mego, 1978.

The folks behind the Chelsea I Want My Flannel Back blog have one goal. To get your stuff back from an ex who decided after you broke up it was just easier to keep that old record player that once belonged to your Mom or, your favorite t-shirt. Or in my case, a set of the original KISS 12′ action figures from 1987. The last time I saw Gene, he still had the plastic wrap on his head.

Anyway, if you want your stuff back, submit your plea to Chelsea I Want My Flannel Back. And maybe you’ll get your stuff back. Maybe…

Ace Frehley, Outer Space. From Ace’s fifth solo record, 2009’s Anomaly.

Ace Frehley will be traveling to Australia (via spaceship presumably) to perform a bunch of live dates starting in Perth on February 1st.

More on Space Ace here.

KISS Paper Dolls. Toy-a-Day Blog.

You can learn how to make your own KISS kutouts by clicking here. More from the fantastic (and dangerously addictive) Toy-a-Day Blog here.

Ace Frehley, Behind the Player. Coming in 2010.

The new Ace Frehley doc, “Behind the Player“, is set to hit the shelves on January 10th, 2010. The up-close-and-personal DVD includes classic live clips and guest appearances by members of White Zombie, G&R and Alice Cooper. And, if you think you’re man enough, Ace also teaches you how to play “Cold Gin“, from the first KISS record and, “Shock Me” from Love Gun.

Part of the sales from Behind the Player will benefit Little Kids Rock, a children’s charity that provides musical instruments to disadvantaged youth in 23 cities across the United States. Take that Nickelback (see next post).

More Ace, including Frehley’s new iPhone app via the official Ace Frehley website.

Put the makeup back on!

In a recent interview to Vice, Lemmy talked about Motorhead’s 1981 tour with Ozzy (during the Blizzard of Ozz, one of the most incredible gigs I’ve ever seen, bar none) and KISS. Kilmister recalled the time he saw KISS for the first time with their makeup off.

You are the most low-maintenance band, and then they needed their fucking makeup artist.
I know. Remember when they took the makeup off?

Yeah. That was awkward for everybody.
Very awkward. Because you found out, “Jesus, they’re ugly.”

They are not pretty men.
Except for Paul Stanley. He was still cute. But the other three?

It’s like waking up next to a chick after you were blackout drunk and you’re like, “Oh shit.”
[laughs] Fucking hell, hiding in the bathroom till she leaves.

I like to play asleep.
It’s like the fox-trap syndrome. You’d rather gnaw your arm off than wake her up.

More from Lemmy’s via Vice here.

Gene Simmons Begs Barbie by artist Lavonne Sallee. $400.

More altered Barbie awesomeness via Altered Barbie.com.

Paul Lynde Halloween Special, 1976.

Paul Lynde, KISS, Halloween! Man, I was so born in the wrong era.

Viva la 1976!

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, 1978.

Nothing this cool ever happens to me when I’m wondering through a haunted Amusement park on Halloween. Anyway, this clip from KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (one of my all-time favorite Halloween/anytime flicks) has everything. Flying robots, laser beams, fire breathing blowhards demons, cheezy porno music, Kung-Fu and, uh…KISS!

Ace Frehley pull over the head latex mask. $38.99.

KISS Meets the Phantom eyeballs not included.

More here.

Jason Hoodie by Marc Ecko. $98.00.

This hoodie by designer Mark Ecko has been optimized to increase your Halloween slasher attack survival rate. Ecko also makes this boss Gene Simmons hoodie which, I’m sure Gene knows about. Both retail for $98.00.

Gene Simmons for Banana Junior 6000, circa 1984.

Even though the Banana Junior 6000 wasn’t a real computer, I’m still sure Gene found a way to make a dollar off this add.

KISS Limited Edition M&M’s.

After their exclusive release at Walmart last week on October 6th, sets and individual packages of the limited edition M&M’s are going for more than $40 on eBay. Proving it is possible for something to be completely cool and totally suck at the same time.

Gene Simmons cat from the Pets Rock! 2010 calendar.

Before you go speed-dialing Peta, all the images for the Pets Rock! calendar were digitally produced.

Aladdin Sane Gerbil.

You can get your own Pets Rock! calendar here. More from animal madness from Takkoda here.

Ace Frehley plays the National Anthem at this past weekend’s Chief’s game in Kansas City. Shot from the 50 yard line.

Note to self: I might want to consider going to more football games. Best pre-show ever!

Thanks to Ace Frehley.com for the link.

Cindy KISS Latex Hood Mask. Starts at $87.25.

Well, I just figured what I’m going to be for Halloween this year. Dilemma solved!

More masks as well as the biggest latex breasts I’ve ever seen, here.