And I’m all out of bubblegum…

Source.

Suck, the movie trailer. Out in limited release soon. Thanks to Holly for the link.

Very metal cameos in Suck include Henry Rollins as a douchey shock jock,  Iggy Pop as a tit’s out crazy record producer and, Alice Cooper as the über vampire.

More via Suck’s official site.

Keith Richards and his traveling companion, Jack.

In what was undoubtedly a huge relief for the makers of Jack Daniels, Keith Richards told Rolling Stone magazine that the rumors regarding his recent breakup with booze are false…:

The rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we’ll leave it at that.

I don’t know about you but, I’m pretty sure booze is what’s keeping Keef so well preserved. If Keef gave up the hooch, he would completely disintegrate. And he knows it. Good call Keef. Lucky for you, Jack is always there take you back…

Sing Like an Idol. The latest single and video from Yazima Beauty Salon!

Sing Like an Idol is the latest single and theme track for Yazima’s upcoming movie, Yazima Beauty Salon, The Movie. I also hear through the disco grapevine that Hello Kitty will be putting out plush versions of the glittery guys girls of Yazima Beauty Salon next month to coincide with the release of the film in April.

Hole, Skinny Little Bitch. From the upcoming Hole record, Nobody’s Daughter. For GGG.

Here’s a link to a better quality, uncensored version of Skinny Little Bitch. Nobody’s Daughter, Love’s new record with her revamped Hole (unintentional pun, it stays), comes out at the end April. If Samantha and Skinny are any indication, the new Hole record might actually be a sweet piece of gritty girl power. Fingers crossed…

Stylo from Gorillaz.

Stylo comes from Gorillaz third record, Plastic Beach is due out on March 8th.

Also, check out Gorillaz.com to play The Plastic Beach game. This sweet little time killer even includes an animated appearance by Mr. Roarke’s main man, Hervé Villechaize.

Aerosmith, Cocked and Loaded.

Aerosimth has confirmed that they, and the irreplaceable Motherfucking Rainbow (aka, Steven Tyler) will play 11 dates in Europe starting in June. In this 22 second video posted on the bands AeroForce One website, Tyler jokingly says that he auditioned and “Got the gig.”, Joe Perry’s reaction at the end of this video is fucking priceless. Anyway, here are the dates:

Jun. 10 – Sweden – Sweden Rock Festival
Jun. 13 – UK – Download Festival
Jun. 15 – UK – London 02 Arena
Jun. 18 – Romania – Bucharest
Jun. 20 – Greece – Athens Olympic Stadium
Jun. 23 – Holland – Nijmegen Goeffert Park
Jun. 25 – Belgium – Graspop Metal Meeting
Jun. 27 – Spain – Barcelona St Jordi Arena
Jun. 29 – France – Paris Bercy Arena
Jul. 01 – Czech Republic – Prague 02 Arena
Jul. 03 – Italy – Venice Festival

Johnny Cash would have been 78 today.

American Recordings VI: Ain’t No Grave, contains the last tracks ever recorded by Cash before his death in 2003.  You can listen to the entire album, which includes a  heavy-hearted cover of Kris Kristofferson’s “For the Good Times,” by clicking here.

Axe Cop! The greatest movie trailer ever. Written by Malachai Nicolle, age five.

More via Axe Cop.com.

Thanks!: BLORT!

Welcome to My Nightmare, Alice Cooper. For NP.

Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie will be hitting the road together starting in April. The Gruesome Twosome Tour kicks off in April 26 at the MTS Center in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Here are the rest of the Canadian dates for the tour, (US dates coming soon) thus far.

Apr. 26 – Winnipeg, MB – MTS Centre
Apr. 27 – Saskatoon, SK – Credit Union
Apr. 28 – Edmonton, AB- Rexall Place
Apr. 29 – Calgary, AB – Corral
May 01 – Vancouver, BC – Pacific Coliseum
May 02 – Kennewick, WA – Toyota Center
May 04 – Casper, WY – Casper Events Center

In other very metal news, Alice Cooper recently told Rolling Stone that a musical version of his 1976 record, Welcome To My Nightmare, is in the works. Cooper says the production will be an “all out rock version” of the record.

The giant show penis of Stevens Pass, Washington.  Thanks to my favorite snow bunny, JC for the photo.

I can tell you three things that are true about this giant snow penis, photographed by a very sexy member of Team Cherrybomb last week while she was looking for giant snow penises skiing at Stevens Pass:

1: Unlike most penises you might see on the Internets, Snow Penis has not been photoshopped.

2: Snow Penis is a product of Mother Nature herself. Which, when you think about makes perfect sense.

3: Unlike regular penises, Snow Penis has the opposite reaction to the cold. Grrrrr! Ahem, I mean brrrrr.

Satchel at The Crocodile Cafe in Seattle, February 18th, 2010.  Photo by Cherrybomb’s iPhone.

Satchel’s show last night at The Croc was a sold-out sonic trip back to 1996 complete with dry-ice and some solo action from the one and only Shawn Smith. The band was so tight, it’s hard to believe that it’s been 13 years since they collectively shared a stage together. Unquestionably, a bit of Seattle’s rich musical history was reborn last night.

Extra Cherrybomb points to the show openers, Stuck on a Bus. The band is led by the 12 YEAR OLD daughter of Satchel timekeeper Regan Hagar and also included students at the Seattle School of Rock. The pint-sized rockers blazed through a set of rock and metal anthems including a show-stopping version of War Pigs. Stay in school kids. Rock School that is.

Special thanks to JB and AFJ for the pre-Satchel tequila party!

Satchel Heartache and Honey album teaser. Thanks to AFJ for the link.

You can get a preview to what Satchel will sound like at the Crocodile tonight   at Satchel’s website.  The band has posted a link to a stream of their live performance on Garage Monkey last night.

If you can’t make the show tonight, you will have a second chance to witness the second coming of Satchel at The Sunset Tavern in Ballard on March 12th.

War Pigs cover by The Alex Skolnick Trio. From the 2009 record Neon Knights: A Tribute to Black Sabbath. For RDK.

The very metal Alex Skolnick and his Trio have also recorded jazzed up versions of Judas Priest’s Electric Eye and Detroit Rock City by KISS.

Brazilian cartoon featuring Bruce Dickinson and Iron Maiden’s mascot, Eddie flying a plane by cartoonist Mauricio Ricardo.

Thing is, I’m pretty sure the real Bruce Dickinson can do all those things in an actual airplane. For more cartooney madness from Brazilian artist Mauricio Ricardo, visit his website.

Source: Classic Rock

Satchel, Not Too Late. From the 1996 record The Family. Recorded live at Lollapalooza in 1996. Thanks to AFJ for the link.

Satchel, a band who members have done time in bands like Mother Love Bone, Pigeonhed, Brad and Malfunkshun, will perform their first live show in 13 years this Thursday at the Crocodile Café. The bands 4th studio album, Heartache & Honey, will be out in April.

Aerosmith circa 1974. Yes, please.

In keeping with the consensus that there is not such thing as Aerosmith without Steven Tyler, the band is scheduled to appear at the massive Download Festival in the UK in June under one condition, that Steven Tyler and only Steven Tyler appear with the band. Tyler, who despite making appearances at and Karaoke bars and Home Depot, is still in rehab, released this statement confirming that he will perform with Aerosmith at Download:

In the early days of Aerosmith, we were infected with the vibe coming out of the U.K. with the Yardbirds, Blues Breakers, Pretty Things and the Rolling Stones, and we wanted what they had bad. So baby, we’re coming home. Rock and roll can be pure sex and we can’t wait to Download …

The Download Festival kicks off on June 11th at Donington Park. Take that Joe Perry.

Two-tone dog fetish hood. By Stockroom. For Triple G.

I was geeking out watching the AEE wrap-up on G4 this weekend (yes, really) and thought I would share one of my personal highlights of the show, the two-toned dog fetish hood by sex accessory maker, Stockroom. Pair the hood with four of these deluxe padded fist mits and your bedroom becomes something straight out of a David Lynch flick. Grrrrrrrrr…

Wolfmother, White Feather. From 2010’s, Cosmic Egg. For AFJ.

More via Wolfmother.com

Honcho? Check. Matching hat? Check. Axl Rose hitting the stage three hours late in New York? Yeah, that sound about right…

Mickey Rourke was in the crowd when Axl Rose and Guns ‘N’ Roses finally hit the stage at 1:30 am, three hours later than expected. The show went down at The Rose Bar in the Gramercy Hotel in New York on Sunday. Adding to the drama is a report that former Skid Row vocalist turned Celebrity Fit Club contestant subdued a drunk who flashed a knife inside the show. According to a witness Bach said, ‘Nobody is getting anywhere near my man Axl Rose with a knife’, and went after him. Security quickly ejected the man from the show without incident.

Anyway, here’s set-list from the Valentine’s Day show:

You’re Crazy
Mr. Brownstone
Used to Love Her
Welcome to the Jungle
Street of Dreams
Sorry
It’s So Easy
Patience
Rocket Queen
Catcher in the Rye
My Michelle
Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
Whole Lotta Rosie
Sweet Child o’ Mine
Nightrain
Paradise City

Videos and more photos from the two “surprise” NY gigs via GNRDaily.