Is Gene Simmons’ brain as big as his tongue? Find out on Friday.

Gene Simmons will be the guest on some show called “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader”. The show airs on FOX this Friday at 8:00 PM EST. Gene’s wig wasn’t invited to be on the show, but showed up anyway.

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Witchiepoo temporally replaces Wendy O for the Halloween 2008 edition of GTFO…
Happy Halloween all you groovy ghouls! If by some chance you waited until the last minute to make your Halloween Weekend plans, this entry should help you fill that creepy calendar of yours. Also, if this entry is a bit rambling, well, that’s strictly [...]

Ace Frehley Halloween Mask, Halloween Costumes.com.
Halloween Costumes.com has just made my day. These all new latex KISS Halloween masks are pretty spectacular.

Gene Simmons Halloween Mask, Halloween Costumes.com
I mean, check out the lacquer on Gene’s tongue. If this mask does not get you laid on Halloween, there is something terribly wrong. With you that is. Maybe [...]

KISS Mr. Potato Head prototypes. The real ones won’t be available until March, ‘09.
KISS Online just released prototype images of the new KISS Mr. Potato Head. Sadly, the real ones won’t be ready in time to be under your Christmas this year. Which leads me to believe that Gene wasn’t in on this latest, [...]

Plasmatics Fan Club mailer, 1982.
Have you been asking yourself lately if someone you love has been brainwashed into submission? I know I have. Why? I’ll tell you. When I was driving down I-5 today I ended up behind a sweet little powder-blue, 1965 Mustang. Even in traffic, it’s always exciting to get close to [...]

Closet Rock Fans for Obama. What? Was Paul Stanley too busy to pose for a photo?
Democratic Stuff.com has got just about every type of Obama supporter covered with their Obama button collection. The collection features over 100 buttons, each with personality types to match your own. Are you a Closet Rock Star like Condi? Democratic [...]

You darn kids better get off my lawn.
…and since Simmons turned 59 last month, his appearance at this weekends AARP Expo makes perfect sense. Simmons will be the keynote speaker at AARP’s Life at 50, Staying Sharp Expo in Washington, D.C. The Expo starts today and runs through September 6th. Other speakers include Judy [...]