Rod Stewart. Do you think I’m sexy Father of six.
Someone call Rod Stewart! Britain is facing a sperm donor shortage! The reversal of Britain’s confidentially laws in 2005 may to blame for the drop in sperm donation. One of the changes allows children born of donor fathers to obtain the identity of donor father’s [...]

Clip from The Wrestler staring Mickey Rourke.
This video clip of Mickey Rourke in a scene from Daren Aronofsky’s film The Wrestler (above) is much better than this video clip of Mickey Rourke out last night in Hollywood. While on his nightly hourly ciggy run, Rourke, who has generated Oscar buzz with his performance in Wrestler, [...]

Life is short, have an affair.
The skeezers at Ashley Madison.com want to help you (yeah, YOU) have an affair. For only $249, AM’s “Affair Guarentee” promises to hook you up with another morally challenged man or woman within three months or they will refund your money. Still skeptical that you will find that special, sleazy [...]

Mickey Rourke forgot to button his beast.
Don’t worry Mickey, your clever plan to deflect attention away from your open fly worked perfectly.

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Since Halloween is this FRIDAY, I’ve naturally been thinking about chocolate. But since I’m also on election overload, the two thoughts collided. What I ended up with was asking myself what kind of candy gets handed out by our ultra-conservative, God is my Copilot, neighbors. Luckily, I didn’t have think about this for too long…

Chocolate [...]

Fairfield, OH Obama Ghost “Halloween” Decoration.
So before I head back under my bed, here are two of the most tasteless Halloween decorations I’ve seen this year. Above, you have The Obama Ghost. This lovely lawn ornament was created by self-described racist Mike Lunsford. When interviewed by the local Fairfield TV News, Lunsford said that he [...]

All that money and you still look like a cheap whore? Priceless…
$13,200. That is what it cost to keep Sarah Palin looking pretty last month. Add that to the $150,000 shopping spree and I’m thinking that even McCain’s biggest supporters, all 15 of them, are scratching their heads in disbelief. Of course, since Palin’s campaign [...]