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STFI: Judas Priest Does Private Sessions on A&E This Sunday… 0

Posted on August 06, 2010 by DJC


Lemmy surprises Rob Halford of Judas Priest on A&E’s Private Sessions.

You can expect killer live performances of Priest classics, as well as a visit from Lemmy Kilmister himself.

More info and viewing schedules via A&E Private Sessions.

Steven Tyler + American Idol = America F*$k Yeah…? 2

Posted on August 02, 2010 by DJC

Red, White and Bluesman! Is Steven Tyler is headed to the judges chair on American Idol?

After Aerosmith’s show in Vegas yesterday, Steven Tyler sort of confirmed the recent rumor that he will take over one of the judges chairs for the upcoming American Idol 2011 season. In addition to recording a solo record, Tyler said he would “probably” be a part of the shows eighth season, starting in January. Tyler also confirmed the “rumors” that he was “pregnant with Joe Perry’s baby”. Much to the chagrin of Joe Perry.

Tyler says he’s currently got 12 songs in the can for his solo record but, plans to get back to basics with Aerosmith first and record the bands 15th studio album sometime later this year.

Courtney Love On Hole, Herion And “Barbie Pussy”… 1

Posted on June 18, 2010 by DJC


Courtney Love and the Trannylicious Amanda Lepore. Photo via Courtney Love’s Facebook page.

Courtney Love’s VH1 “Behind The Music” premieres on Sunday night. After watching this mind-fucking 3 minute teaser for the show via Dlisted, I had to go lay down. How I’m going to make it through two hours of Courtney’s balls-out brand of crazy is beyond me, but I’m going to try.

More of Love’sfor your eyes only” NSFWorpeoplewithheartconditions Facebook photo spread via YEEEAH.

Bruce Campbell To Host SNL? Maybe… 0

Posted on June 14, 2010 by DJC


I’m ready for my close-up Mr. Michaels…

Well, it worked for Betty White.

Click here to learn more about the latest Facebook campaign to get the great Bruce Campbell to host Saturday Night Live next season.

Roger Kirkman’s Walking Dead Come To Life…! 0

Posted on June 07, 2010 by DJC


One of Roger Kirkman’s Walking Dead zombies, comes to life. Sorta…

Production began last week for the new AMC zombie series ‘The Walking Dead”. Walking Dead is based on the long-running Roger Kirkman comic of the same name. Special effects for The Walking Dead were done by Jeremy Aiello. Aiello’s bloody handiwork has appeared in movies like Planet Terror, Death Proof, Sin City, George A. Romero’s Land of the Dead and, Bordello of Blood.

Look for The Walking Dead to hit the cable airwaves in October.

More via The Walking Dead blog via AMC.


Thanks Japan! Cheese Alien vs Pepper Alien… 0

Posted on March 29, 2010 by DJC


Japanese commercial for Milk Seafood Noodle Cup.

Mmmmm, delicious Cheese Alien.

Adventure Time! FTW… 0

Posted on March 12, 2010 by DJC


Adventure Time! More madness from the every excellent Fred Seibert. For AFJ.

Adventure Time!, a new animated series for kids, will make it’s debut in April. Why should you care? Because Adventure Time! is basically a super-trippy, PG rated version of Super Jail. Yes, really.

So, be sure to clean out your very best Budweiser bong because Adventure Time! premieres on Cartoon Network on April 5th.

Sears ‘75: Shelly Hack Cameltoe Attack… 0

Posted on February 11, 2010 by DJC

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Page 124 of the Sears 1975 Spring/Summer Catalog. Shelly Hack not included with purchase.

This week we pay a visit to the blondes on page 124 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog. Former Charlie’s Angel Shelly Hack is back again to sex up the Sears 1975 catalog along with a bare-midriff top and, a little cameltoe. If you use your imagination. And your imagination wants to be used by Shelly Hack. Trust me.

*Programming note: I know I missed Sears ‘75 last week, but I don’t punch clocks  or people. I’ll make it up to you somehow baby. I promise. By the way, can I borrow some money for some ass gas? Just click the Paypal link on the top of the page. It’s easy. Did you lose weight? I love you.

Quentin Tarantino On The Golden Globes Red Carpet… 0

Posted on January 20, 2010 by DJC

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The Q walks the Golden Globes Red Carpet with Melanie Laurent, who played Shoshana, the Nazi killing theater owner in Inglourious Basterds.

Quentin Tarantino: What’s so funny Mel?

Melanie Laurent: I’m not laughing, I’m vamping. There’s a difference. Your Tux is ridicul…er, don’t be ridiculous.

Q: What did you just say?

Melanie: What? Sorry, did you say something Q?

Q: Did you just call my Tux ridiculous?

Melanie: Oh look, isn’t that Mira Sorvino?

Q: Really? Where? Hold on, does this Tux make me look fat?

Melanie: Oh NO. You look fantastic. Hahahahaha!

Q: What’s so funny now?

Melanie: Nothing Q. I always laugh when I’m nervous…or standing next to someone who likes to wear their elegant pajamas in public.

Q: Pajamas? I’ll have you know that this Tux is a perfect blend of East meets West couture made especially for me, Quentin Tarantino! ALRIGHT?

Melanie: Okay, Q. If I say I like your Tux, can I still play “Sexy Assailant 3″ in Kill Bill 3?

Q: No.

Melanie: Hahahaha! Your Tux is ridiculous! And I also thought Jackie Brown was a  trite piece of shit. Damn! I feel so much better.

Q: Wait, is that Pam Grier? Hey Pam, I want to introduce you to the soon-to-be-has-been actress, Melanie Laurent. ALRIGHT!?

Pam: Quentin, what the Bruce Lee hell are you wearing? Did someone die? Or did you just get back from your monthly visit to Kabukicho and simply didn’t have time to change?

Q: Nobody died, ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT!? Fuck! Where is Christina Hendricks and her enormous rack when you need them. Oh, wait. There they are


Best Job In The World: Puppeteer For Good Night Kids… 0

Posted on January 19, 2010 by DJC

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Good Night Kids, Russian television show for kids staring former Miss Universe (2002) Oxana Fedorova.

Outside of the fact that this Russian kids show stars a former Miss Universe (Oxana Fedorova, 2002’s winner, meow!), you might be wondering how working on a kids puppet show in Russia could possibly deserve the title of “Best Job in the World”. Well, if you’re a puppeteer working in some boring kids theater, you might want to give your notice and jump the next plane to the Soviet Union because this could be you…

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Behold, the happiest puppeteer on earth.

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KA-POW! Booty Pop Panties… 0

Posted on January 13, 2010 by DJC


Booty Pop panties make your booty, POP! $28.

I really don’t need to tell you about these posterior padded panties, do I? Just watch the vid above. Looking at cute chick’s asses in tight clothes for two minutes is way more fun than reading a bunch of words. True story.

Order your Booty Pop Panties via Booty Pop Panties.com.

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Never Go Drinking With Tequilabot… 0

Posted on January 04, 2010 by DJC


Despite popular belief, Tequilabot is a poor choice for a drinking budddy.

Although it pains me to write the following words, after watching this commercial for the Cantina Restarant, I have no other choice. Tequilabot: FAIL!

Thanks!: Dlisted (via Vacant Manifesto & The Nerdist)

Iggy Pop vs Little Iggy Pop… 0

Posted on January 04, 2010 by DJC


Iggy Pop’s second commercial for car insurance company Swiftcover.

My money’s on Little Iggy this time! The terrifying puppet version of Iggy Pop, featured in this second commercial (above) for UK car insurance company Swiftcover, clearly knows how to party. Anyway, if you somehow missed Igg’s first gig with Swiftcover, you can see it here on Cherrybombed.com.

Because You’re Too Lazy to Use a Scarf: The Necky… 0

Posted on December 14, 2009 by DJC


The Necky. Because you’re too lazy to use a scarf.

For some reason, you must be at least 18 (or completely retarded) to order a Necky.

Thanks!: Jezebel.

Joan Collins @ The Unicef Ball FTW… 0

Posted on December 11, 2009 by DJC

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Joan Collins attending a Unicef Benefit this past week.

The old saying “Bitch is Back” clearly does not apply to Joan Collins. And that’s since the bitch never left in the first place.

Thanks!: Dlisted.

Sears ‘74: By The Power of Grayskull! The “He-Man” Chair… 0

Posted on December 09, 2009 by DJC

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The “He-Man” recliner by Sears. $214.99.

You can be sure that even though he was an aristocrat with a secret identity, Prince Adam never possessed an actual “He-Man” chair. This week’s 1974 obsession is the “He-Man” chair, found on page 1270 of the 1974 Sears Fall/Winter Catalog. Anyway, is it me or does He-Man look pretty relaxed for a dude wearing purple trousers?

Samurai Jack – The Movie…! 0

Posted on December 04, 2009 by DJC


Intro for Samurai Jack. Created by Genndy Tartakovsky

The film adaptation of Samurai Jack, one of my favorite animated series of all time, is coming to the big screen using a mix of 2D animation as well as stereoscopic 3D. The film has a big budget ($20 million!) and two big names associated with it’s production.  J.J. Abrams (a self-confessed Samurai junkie) and Fred Siebert (who’s creative CV to extensive to list, but you can read about him here) will co-produce the flick and Jack’s creator, Genndy Tartakovsky, is set to write and direct the film. So far there’s no release date for Samurai Jack, so stay tooned

Sears ‘74: One Of Charile’s Angels in Footsies… 0

Posted on December 02, 2009 by DJC

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Posy print nightmares nightgowns.

Just a quick note on this weeks Sear’s ‘74 entry as this photo is giving me a case of the bed-spins. And sadly (and quite unbelievably) I’m not drunk. If the chick modeling item #1, the footed two-piece erection killing sleepwear, looks as though like you might have masturbated to her before, you would be correct. As well as somewhat pathetic and very lonely.

Posy sleepwear model #1 from page 177 of the Fall/Winter 1974 Sears Catalog, is actress Shelly Hack. Hack is probably best known for her brief role on Charlie’s Angels. Hack’s fictional Bostonian, Tiffany Wells became Charlie’s #5 Angel, replacing Kate Jackson for one season in 1980.

More polyester blend madness from Sears next Wednesday that will absolutely! may or may not involve Ted Williams, guns and/or He-Man chairs. Stay tuned…

RIP: Ken Ober… 0

Posted on November 16, 2009 by DJC

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Ken Ober has passed away at the age of 52. Sadness…

If you had a pulse and you regularly paid your cable bill back in the late 80’s and early 90’s, you will remember Ken Ober as the host of MTV’s game show, Remote Control. On Saturday, Ober told a friend he was experiencing flu-like symptoms and was planned to see his doctor as soon as possible. He was found dead in his California home on Sunday.

Ober was only 52 and was a native of Boston.

Source: Dlisted.

Thanks Japan!: Little Red Riding Hood and The Big Bad Balls… 0

Posted on November 13, 2009 by DJC


Japanese television ad for who the fuck knows what.

This is sort of NSFW but I’m not too sure why. You’re just going to have to trust me on this one.

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