Adventure Time! More madness from the every excellent Fred Seibert. For AFJ.

Adventure Time!, a new animated series for kids, will make it’s debut in April. Why should you care? Because Adventure Time! is basically a super-trippy, PG rated version of Super Jail. Yes, really.

So, be sure to clean out your very best Budweiser bong because Adventure Time! premieres on Cartoon Network on April 5th.

Axe Cop! The greatest movie trailer ever. Written by Malachai Nicolle, age five.

More via Axe Cop.com.

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Wolfmother, White Feather. From 2010’s, Cosmic Egg. For AFJ.

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Yazima pefroming the song Megami no Chikara “live”. Wow, Wow, WOW indeed. For Triple G.

Here’s a link to the new Yazima Beauty Salon movie trailer. Click the tab marked “30″ for a longer, wackier look a the upcoming flick due out on April 29th. In keeping with their plan for global domination, Yazima’s debut record is set for release sometime next month. Look out world! 2010 is the year of Yazima!

Page 124 of the Sears 1975 Spring/Summer Catalog. Shelly Hack not included with purchase.

This week we pay a visit to the blondes on page 124 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog. Former Charlie’s Angel Shelly Hack is back again to sex up the Sears 1975 catalog along with a bare-midriff top and, a little cameltoe. If you use your imagination. And your imagination wants to be used by Shelly Hack. Trust me.

*Programming note: I know I missed Sears ‘75 last week, but I don’t punch clocks  or people. I’ll make it up to you somehow baby. I promise. By the way, can I borrow some money for some ass gas? Just click the Paypal link on the top of the page. It’s easy. Did you lose weight? I love you.

Archie Bronson Outfit, Shark’s Tooth from the upcoming record Coconut. Thanks to NPD for the link.

The video for Shark’s Tooth, the first single off of upcoming Archie Bronson Outfit record Coconut was directed by Ferry Gouw. Gouw has also directed videos for Simian Mobile Disco and Lightspeed Champion.

Coconut is due out on March 1st. You can download Shark’s Tooth now for free here.

For more on one of the best things to come out of England in the last five years, including a bunch of new UK tour dates visit Archie Bronson Outfit.com

The Monkees I’m a Believer mashed with Iron Maiden’s The Trooper. Yes please…

By DJ Shmolli. More via Audio Porn Central.

Rhino 2GB USB Cassette Tape. $25.99. Comes in black, blue, purple or pink. Thanks to NPD for the link.

Get yours via Rhino.com.

Nick Cave, Ramblin’ Mind. From the new Jeffrey Lee Pierce tribute record, We Are Only Riders.

Nick Cave’s moving cover of Jeffrey Lee Pierce’s Ramblin’ Mind can be found on the new tribute record for former Gun Club vocalist, We Are Only Riders. Fittingly, Pierce’s original guitar track for Ramblin’ Mind croons along with Cave’s mournful drawl on the completely stellar cover. Cave also collaborated with Debbie Harry on the track, Free To Walk.

The Ravonettes (who also cover Free To Walk) and Mark Lanegan also contribute to Riders.

More here.

Peter Lardong of Berlin making chocolate records. Yes, really.

At first Peter Lardong tried to make records out of sausages, beer and cheese. Lardong was finally successful when he decided to use chocolate. Unbelievably, the chocolate records actually play music.

Source (via Unique Daily).

Rob Zombie, Sick Bubblegum. From the 2009 release, Hellbilly Deluxe 2: Noble Jackals, Penny Dreadfuls and the Systematic Dehumanization of Cool. For NPD.

Most metal song about bubblegum ever recorded. Word.

More on Zombie here.

Your Monday video starts at 30 seconds in. For all the members of Team Cherrybomb that have to work today.

Don’t forget, Thursday is a holiday!

Bloodbath, directed by Stephen Reedy. A companion short to Winter Stalker.

If you ask me, being subtly threatened with bloody mayhem is a great way to get someone to buy a t-shirt. If you’re in NY and happen to be covered in blood (it happens), get to the ZEROFRIENDS retail store at 437 East 9th. As of January 30th, Zerofriends will take over the Upper Playground space and assault you with an appalling array of amazing merch.

Now, back to the star of this post, Bloodbath! As with the Winter Stalker video there will be a contest. The winner of the Winter Stalker contest got a signed Alex Pardee print so in the case of Bloodbath, crime does pay. More details will be announced on February 4th.

More info via Zero Friends.

Cute Things Exploding! No animals were actually blown up, but you will hurt yourself laughing.

You can see more cute things like kittens, hamsters and puppies exploding at Cute Things Exploding.

The Q walks the Golden Globes Red Carpet with Melanie Laurent, who played Shoshana, the Nazi killing theater owner in Inglourious Basterds.

Quentin Tarantino: What’s so funny Mel?

Melanie Laurent: I’m not laughing, I’m vamping. There’s a difference. Your Tux is ridicul…er, don’t be ridiculous.

Q: What did you just say?

Melanie: What? Sorry, did you say something Q?

Q: Did you just call my Tux ridiculous?

Melanie: Oh look, isn’t that Mira Sorvino?

Q: Really? Where? Hold on, does this Tux make me look fat?

Melanie: Oh NO. You look fantastic. Hahahahaha!

Q: What’s so funny now?

Melanie: Nothing Q. I always laugh when I’m nervous…or standing next to someone who likes to wear their elegant pajamas in public.

Q: Pajamas? I’ll have you know that this Tux is a perfect blend of East meets West couture made especially for me, Quentin Tarantino! ALRIGHT?

Melanie: Okay, Q. If I say I like your Tux, can I still play “Sexy Assailant 3″ in Kill Bill 3?

Q: No.

Melanie: Hahahaha! Your Tux is ridiculous! And I also thought Jackie Brown was a  trite piece of shit. Damn! I feel so much better.

Q: Wait, is that Pam Grier? Hey Pam, I want to introduce you to the soon-to-be-has-been actress, Melanie Laurent. ALRIGHT!?

Pam: Quentin, what the Bruce Lee hell are you wearing? Did someone die? Or did you just get back from your monthly visit to Kabukicho and simply didn’t have time to change?

Q: Nobody died, ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT!? Fuck! Where is Christina Hendricks and her enormous rack when you need them. Oh, wait. There they are…

Good Night Kids, Russian television show for kids staring former Miss Universe (2002) Oxana Fedorova.

Outside of the fact that this Russian kids show stars a former Miss Universe (Oxana Fedorova, 2002’s winner, meow!), you might be wondering how working on a kids puppet show in Russia could possibly deserve the title of “Best Job in the World”. Well, if you’re a puppeteer working in some boring kids theater, you might want to give your notice and jump the next plane to the Soviet Union because this could be you…

Behold, the happiest puppeteer on earth.

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Joseph Arthur, Turn You On (ahem, mission accomplished Mr. Arthur). From one of my favorite records of 2008, Temporary People. Performance recorded live in January 2009 at KEXP.

Ohio native and now one of Brooklyn’s finest, Joseph Arthur will be at the Triple Door in Seattle tonight, January 15h and also Saturday, January 16th. Both shows are all ages. You can also catch Arthur performing a few songs live on the radio via KEXP at 5:00 pm today. You can stream the performance as it happens online at KEXP.org.

Arthur is also an accomplished painter. During this tour, a limited number of Arthur’s paintings will be for sale at his shows.

Joseph Arthur is one of my favorite performers of the last decade. And his deeply personal music becomes even more stirring when performed live.

Tickets are $20/advance and $23 DOS. More here.

Booty Pop panties make your booty, POP! $28.

I really don’t need to tell you about these posterior padded panties, do I? Just watch the vid above. Looking at cute chick’s asses in tight clothes for two minutes is way more fun than reading a bunch of words. True story.

Order your Booty Pop Panties via Booty Pop Panties.com.

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I knew it! Smoking is cool!

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Swinging North Carolina couple looking for good times. He enjoys Bi, unless another man is involved. She enjoys Bi because her husband tells her she better enjoy it.

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