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GTFO: Dr. Larka @ The Boston ICA… 0

Posted on April 20, 2010 by DJC


The Bride of Dr. Larka. For Michael K.

This is Oaxaca, Mexico based artist Jerónimo López Ramírez, also known as Dr. Lakra (or Dr. Delinquent) first solo exhibition in the U.S. Larka’s work has been described as playful, hallucinogenic, vulgar and erotic. Or, in other words, completely excellent.

Larka has been making a living as a successful tattoo artist since the early 90’s and began selling his paintings as a means of paying his taxes in Mexico. He uses everything from vintage Mexican pulp fiction novels, magazines and photographs to create his paintings and drawings. Dr. Larka’s engagement runs through September 16th at the ICA Boston.

A small gallery of Larka’s work can be viewed via MoMA.


Happy Halloween! Mickey Rourke in White Face FTW… 0

Posted on October 30, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke out trick or treating in Hollywood last night.

If you read this blog, you might have noticed that is has been rather “Rourkeless” as of late. Well the dry spell is officially OVER! Mickey hit the town last night in Hollywood looking 100% less leathery than usual. I’m not real keen on Rourke’s wonky vag-stash, but I’ll give his mime ass a pass just for coming out to play for the paps last night. I don’t know about you, but my day is always a little bit better if there is a little Rourke in it. True story.

More photos at Dlisted.

What. The. Fuck. Mickey…? 0

Posted on October 14, 2009 by DJC


Mickey Rourke in New York. With glasses.

I don’t know what the hell is going on here, nor do I care to know.

RIP Captain Lou… 0

Posted on October 14, 2009 by DJC

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Captain Lou Albano. For Freddy Pants.

Wrestling superstar and Cindy Lauper’s video Dad, Captain Lou Albano, passed away today in New York. He was 76. Wrestlers Rescue is accepting donations for Albano’s family to help with their massive medical expenses.

In other news, I’d like to ask the death-filled year of 2009 to consider offing members of Nickelback or Creed next time. Stop killing my childhood memories dammit!


Mickey Rourke on Football… 0

Posted on October 09, 2009 by DJC


Mickey Rourke on the word faggot, as it pertains to football.

I’ve said some stupid-ass shit while chock full ‘O’ booze but, there are a few words that just don’t cross my lips no matter how liquored up my mouth gets. Despite being pretty sure that the use of the word faggot is required terminology in the NFL, I’m positive that Mickey Rourke knows fuck all about either topic.

With that said, I’m going to give Mickey’s drunk pie-hole a pass on this one as I’m pretty sure he won’t remember what an ass his face was last night when he wakes up. Which should be any minute since it’s about 6:00 pm in New York right now.

Thanks!: Dlisted.

The Rourke @ New York Fashion Week… 1

Posted on September 21, 2009 by DJC

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The Rourke hitting up a private party for designer Max Azria last week in New York.

Mickey Rourke and one of his many matching belts at New York Fashion Week, last week.

Happy Birthday Mickey! 5

Posted on September 16, 2009 by DJC

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Look out London, Mickey Rourke is 57 today.

Happy birthday to the chief muse of this blog, Mickey Rourke. I have no idea when this photo was taken or who it was taken by but on behalf of my eyes, I want to thank you.

Mickey and His Middle Finger Leaving London Club… 0

Posted on September 14, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke and his grouchy face wave to the paps while exiting a London club.

Dear Mr. Rourke,

Please take a damn nap!

Love,

Cherrybomb

Spit or Swallow…? 0

Posted on September 10, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke and his English rose last night in London.

It’s rumored that Rourke is currently shopping for his own London flat. You know, so he can eat the finest English roses whenever he wants. All drunken flower-eating binges aside, I’d still hit it.

Thanks! Dlisted.

Cirque de Mickey Out in London… 0

Posted on September 09, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke and pals rolling through London.

Man, Rob Halford has really let himself go!

Source: Holy Moly!

This time, Mickey Rourke’s Vest is Hurting My Eyes… 0

Posted on September 08, 2009 by DJC

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WTF indeed! Mickey Rourke out in London on Saturday. Photo source PerezHilton.com.

Even though it’s noon here in Seattle, I wasn’t truly awake until I saw this photo of Mickey Rourke leaving a London nightclub around 4:00am this past Saturday.

Mickey Rourke, Cuffed and Stuffed in London… 0

Posted on September 04, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke and a member of London’s finest.

My mind goes to every gutter imaginable every time I look at this photo. Mostly because the photo was taken in a gutter in London that Mickey Rourke happened to be taking a ciggy break in. But don’t worry. Mickey isn’t trading his precious cancer sticks for the upper-bunk in some London jail cell. Rourke asked to be cuffed in front of the paps because that’s what you do for fun when you’re out for a night in London. If you’re Mickey Rourke that is. All pointy-toed shoes, ciggy mouth and sweaty moobs aside, I’d still hit it.

More photos via my favorite blog, Dlisted.

Mickey Rourke Finds Jesus… 0

Posted on July 24, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey and his not so mini-Messiah. This stuff just writes itself…

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Michael K!

Source: Dlisted.

Mickey Rourke Kicking the Crap out of the Invisible Man… 4

Posted on July 22, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke beating the crap out of the air in London at about 4:30 am…

Here we have Mickey Rourke demonstrating the 7th stage of Tequila intoxication. Beating the crap out someone only you can see at 4:30 in the morning while delicately holding a lit ciggy. I said it before, it’s lonely at the top yo…

Rate My Ink: DIY Shark Tattoo… 0

Posted on July 21, 2009 by DJC

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DIY shark tattoo.

Guess who shouldn’t be allowed to play with sharpies anymore? Click here to find out…

GTFO: The Iconography of Masks @ The Resistance Gallery, July 30th… 1

Posted on July 10, 2009 by DJC

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Pink Vader Mask by Suckadelic.

The Iconography of Masks, a show curated by London based artist Jason Atomic , opens on July 30th at The Resistance Gallery in London. Masks will feature everything from from fetish hoods to death masks, created by artists and collectives like Suckadelic and Bigfoot, as well as new mask related paintings by Atomic himself.

To see more on the show, click here.

Mickey Moobs… 0

Posted on June 18, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke at lunch in Beverly Hills.

Here’s my personal hero, Mickey Rourke, at lunch yesterday in Beverly Hills. Rourke’s lunch consisted of Diet Coke and a pack of Ciggy’s. All old man moob jokes aside, I’d still hit it.

Mickey Rourke and a Cockatoo… 0

Posted on May 20, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke and his cockatoo.

Nothing to see here outside of a typical outing for Mickey Rourke in Los Angeles. Except this time instead of a chihuahua, Mickey’s rolling with a cockatoo. It’s lonely at the top Yo…

More photos via Dlisted.

How Many Licks…? 1

Posted on May 14, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke and his friend Lolly at Griffin NYC.

Here’s Mickey Rourke tongue wrestling a defenseless lollipop outside Griffin Nightclub, located in the meatpacking district of NYC. And that’s all I have to say about that.

Mickey and the Model… 1

Posted on May 14, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey goes in for the kill with Victoria’s Secret model Eugenia.

Last night, Mickey Rourke was introduced to 24 year old Victoria’s Secret model Eugenia Volodina. A few minutes later, this happened (above). Then this. Anyway, since Mickey is nearly twice her age, I’m inclinded to throw the old dog a virtual high-five. Just as soon as I finish bleaching my eyes out.



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