Bob Marley tattoo. For JB.

Ignorance might be blissful but, a tattoo is forever. Word.

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Good Ol’ Sailor Beer. Sweden. For NPD.

It’s Summer and like most of you, I have beer on the brain.

More on Good Ol’ Sailor (which I hear is actually very good), here.

Mickey Rourke gets inky with Sylvester Stalone in a clip from the upcoming movie, The Expendables. For G3.

The Expendables is set for release on August 13th.

Billy the Human Billboard. To date, Billy has had 16 advertisements tattooed on his body.

If you want to grab the advertising space on Billy’s forehead, it’ll run you $20,000.

More on Billy here.

Cajun Christ. Tastes just like chicken!

More on tattoo artist Mike Davis via Everlasting Tattoo in San Fransisco.

Scott Campbell, 3-D dollar bill sculpture.

In his most recent non-ink-on-skin pieces, Scott Campbell, a Brooklyn based tattoo artist, has created 3-D sculptures made of dollar bills piled 500 thick to a stack.

Scott Campbell, 3-D dollar bill sculpture. George would be proud.

According to the New York Times, Campbell is a 32 year old college dropout from Louisiana . He is regularly sought after by Hollywood ink-freaks, like Robert Downey Jr, Heath Ledger (RIP) and Courtney Love. It’s also possible to get inked by Campbell if you’re not a celebrity as he sees a small number of clients each month via Saved Tattoo in Brooklyn.

Hello Kitty Virgin Mary Tattoo. Thanks to the witty and talented Stacey for the link.

After Hello Kitty Crown ‘O’ Thorns Jesus made it’s inky debut, it was only a matter of time until the Virgin Mary got the Hello Kitty Forever! treatment. And, while I’m on the topic of Hello Kitty interpretive art, check out artist Tricia Kleinot and her much needed, blood-splattered updates, to a Hello Kitty coloring book she got for Christmas. Can’t sleep, Hello Kitty might eat me…

The Bride of Dr. Larka. For Michael K.

This is Oaxaca, Mexico based artist Jerónimo López Ramírez, also known as Dr. Lakra (or Dr. Delinquent) first solo exhibition in the U.S. Larka’s work has been described as playful, hallucinogenic, vulgar and erotic. Or, in other words, completely excellent.

Larka has been making a living as a successful tattoo artist since the early 90’s and began selling his paintings as a means of paying his taxes in Mexico. He uses everything from vintage Mexican pulp fiction novels, magazines and photographs to create his paintings and drawings. Dr. Larka’s engagement runs through September 16th at the ICA Boston.

A small gallery of Larka’s work can be viewed via MoMA.

Mike Giant, Skullz.

Be the first to get your hands on new prints (like the amazingly hot shot above) from New York native Mike Giant at Benders in San Fransisco tonight.

And I’m all out of bubblegum…

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Wrongfully convicted? Not likely…

I guess spending money on two forever eyebrows was more important than finding a good lawyer. Good job Johnny!

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Misspelled, poorly translated Latin tattoo’s are forever…

This tattoo was supposed to be the Latin translation of Samuel L. Jackson’s famous Pulp Fiction “Ezekiel 25:15″ speech just before he blows a bunch of holes in Brett. The translation not only includes English text (the word “of” appears twice) but, it also contains a couple of typos due to the fact that owner probably plugged the quote into an online translation service then happily went off to see the first tattoo artist he could find. Nice job, Johnny.

More mangled Latin tattoo’s via Wayward Classics.

Tattoo of Nickelback vocalist Chad Kroeger singing into a penis microphone. Yes, really.

This tattoo exists because the owner of the ink job, that depicts Nickelback vocalist Chad Kroeger in his natural habitat singing into a penis, lost a bet. Take that Nickelback. I think…

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Abstract tattoo by Amanda Wachob. For NPD.

Tattoo artist Amanda Wachob works out of Dare Devil Tattoo in NYC and has been perfecting her art for 12 years. Wachob’s waiting list is three to four months long .

Thanks!: BLORT

Courtney Love shows off her new flower tattoos via her new Twatter.

Hey, wait! I didn’t even get the chance to scream “HELL NO!”. And come to think of it neither did you for that matter, my bad. Anyway, we can all breathe a sigh of relief because the full-frontal photo of Courtney and her new forever flower friends has been removed from her new UK Twatter page. 

More photos here. Good night and, good luck.

Chanel Temporary Tattoo.

Temporary tattoo’s from legendary fashion house Chanel will hit the shelves on March 1st. The packs will contain 55 different Chanel inspired tattoo images and will retail for $78 exclusively at Selfridges in London.

Rolling Stones vintage drunken jam session.

Gonna’ bring a case of wine and have a real good time, just like we used to…

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The Crucifixion of Gumby. Goddamit…

Thanks!: Ugliest Tattoos.com.

A grilled cheese tattoo is 4-LIFE!

Melt Bar and Grill in Lakewood, Ohio will give patrons with a grilled cheese tattoo 25% off their bill for life. Don’t have a grilled cheese tattoo and a little short on change? Nearby tattoo parlor, Voodoo Monkey Tattoo will also cut you a discount for your cheesy ink job. Check out Melt’s grilled cheese tattoo gallery (yes, there are MORE!) here.

Thanks to Stacey for the delicious linkage…

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If you read this blog on a regular basis, you know I love my booze. However, if Mick Jagger told me I couldn’t play guitar for The Rolling Stones unless I peel my pie-hole off the nectar of the Gods, I’d never pick up a guitar bottle again. Lucky for me, my name isn’t Ron Wood.

Anyway, the latest 70’s Rock Band drama is that The Rolling Stones may tour in 2010 without 62 year old guitarist Ron Wood, unless he stops boozing and beating up Russian prostitutes. Ron Wood has been a Stone since 1975 and has been acting like the next celluloid victim of Dr. Drew Pinsky after he dumped his wife last year. The divorce will end up costing Wood over $17 million.

Cherrybomb is a girl and, I’m strictly (Hello, Sailor!) dickly. With that said (and despite the fact that I’m no expert on the subject), I’m completely sure there ain’t no such thing as pussy worth sticking that costs $17,000,000. True story.