American Apparel over-sized see-through t-shirt. $26.00.

Usually, when used together in a sentence, the words, “see-through” and “t-shirt” equal “good times”.  Thanks for ruining my day American Apparel.

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Here’s Mickey Rourke wearing the dude version of an Updo on his head at the BAFTA Awards last night. That is all.

I was geeking out watching the AEE wrap-up on G4 this weekend (yes, really) and thought I would share one of my personal highlights of the show, the two-toned dog fetish hood by sex accessory maker, Stockroom. Pair the hood with four of these deluxe padded fist mits and your bedroom becomes something straight out of a David Lynch flick. Grrrrrrrrr…

This week we pay a visit to the blondes on page 124 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog. Former Charlie’s Angel Shelly Hack is back again to sex up the Sears 1975 catalog along with a bare-midriff top and, a little cameltoe. If you use your imagination. And your imagination wants to be used by Shelly Hack. Trust me.

*Programming note: I know I missed Sears ‘75 last week, but I don’t punch clocks  or people. I’ll make it up to you somehow baby. I promise. By the way, can I borrow some money for some ass gas? Just click the Paypal link on the top of the page. It’s easy. Did you lose weight? I love you.

These cameltoe free, snap-crotch flashbacks come from page 213 of the 1975 Sears Fall/Winter catalog. Snap crotch!

Quentin Tarantino: What’s so funny Mel?

Melanie Laurent: I’m not laughing, I’m vamping. There’s a difference. Your Tux is ridicul…er, don’t be ridiculous.

Q: What did you just say?

Melanie: What? Sorry, did you say something Q?

Q: Did you just call my Tux ridiculous?

Melanie: Oh look, isn’t that Mira Sorvino?

Q: Really? Where? Hold on, does this Tux make me look fat?

Melanie: Oh NO. You look fantastic. Hahahahaha!

Q: What’s so funny now?

Melanie: Nothing Q. I always laugh when I’m nervous…or standing next to someone who likes to wear their elegant pajamas in public.

Q: Pajamas? I’ll have you know that this Tux is a perfect blend of East meets West couture made especially for me, Quentin Tarantino! ALRIGHT?

Melanie: Okay, Q. If I say I like your Tux, can I still play “Sexy Assailant 3″ in Kill Bill 3?

Q: No.

Melanie: Hahahaha! Your Tux is ridiculous! And I also thought Jackie Brown was a  trite piece of shit. Damn! I feel so much better.

Q: Wait, is that Pam Grier? Hey Pam, I want to introduce you to the soon-to-be-has-been actress, Melanie Laurent. ALRIGHT!?

Pam: Quentin, what the Bruce Lee hell are you wearing? Did someone die? Or did you just get back from your monthly visit to Kabukicho and simply didn’t have time to change?

Q: Nobody died, ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT!? Fuck! Where is Christina Hendricks and her enormous rack when you need them. Oh, wait. There they are…

I really don’t need to tell you about these posterior padded panties, do I? Just watch the vid above. Looking at cute chick’s asses in tight clothes for two minutes is way more fun than reading a bunch of words. True story.

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Douglas Hines, founder of N.J.-based True Companion, said his new sex-doll Roxxxy can carry on simple conversations. Hines says that “sex only goes so far – then you want to be able to talk to the person.” Roxxxy is able to communicate via a connected laptop that comes with the doll. Hines says that enhancements to the dolls verbal capabilities will come with periodic updates via the Internet, much in same way that you update your iPhone or other data driven devices.

Hines’ dolls can be built with different personality types. While Roxxxy might say something like “I love holding your hand”, the “Wild Wendy” doll may ask you “what are you going to do with that hand?”. Booiing? Maybe not so much.

True Companion robots will run from $7,000 – $9,000 and Hines says he will be shipping orders out starting in the early spring.

True Companion is also developing a male sex robot called Rocky. Rocky will be available in both gay and hetero versions.

Some NSFW video of a demonstration with Roxxxy here.

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You might remember a while back I blogged about how you could color your coochie like a M*therf%cking rainbow. Well now, you can dye your labia to match your sweet pink muff.

My New Pink Button is a dye that temporarily restores color to your tunnel of love. The “Bettie” color will make your girlie parts look like your favorite lipstick (!) while the “Audrey” will give your vagina a “bold, burgundy-pink” color.

More via My New Pink Button.com.

Thanks!: RDK.

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If you have to mention that your vegeena is clean in your dating site bio, it probably isn’t. It’s also likely that if you can’t actually spell the word Vagina, you might not have one. Clean or otherwise. True story.

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Just a quick note on this weeks Sear’s ‘74 entry as this photo is giving me a case of the bed-spins. And sadly (and quite unbelievably) I’m not drunk. If the chick modeling item #1, the footed two-piece erection killing sleepwear, looks as though like you might have masturbated to her before, you would be correct. As well as somewhat pathetic and very lonely.

Posy sleepwear model #1 from page 177 of the Fall/Winter 1974 Sears Catalog, is actress Shelly Hack. Hack is probably best known for her brief role on Charlie’s Angels. Hack’s fictional Bostonian, Tiffany Wells became Charlie’s #5 Angel, replacing Kate Jackson for one season in 1980.

More polyester blend madness from Sears next Wednesday that will absolutely! may or may not involve Ted Williams, guns and/or He-Man chairs. Stay tuned…

The Bra and Panties outfitted with a GPS device, designed by Brazilian Lucia Lorio will run you $800 – $1100 bucks. Having piece of mind knowing where you’re “piece” is at all times? Priceless…

Thanks! WOW.

There are two things you need to know about this photo:

1: The underpants you think you see on Grampa above is actually a tattoo.

2: The entire photo is NSFW and can be viewed after the jump…

That is all.

Thanks!: Wow.

Joshua Danger is a digital filmmaker, writer, arsonist, murderfly and possibly boring-as-fuck. At least that’s what his Twatter says. True story.

More on Danger!, here.

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Bush is back! These pubic hair dye kits come with everything you need to make your crotch area more interesting. The Malibu Betty kit comes with Bridal themed blue dye and dove and heart stencils. The Fun Betty is a “natural looking” hot pink. Betty even makes a product for men. Enough said.

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Giddayupp! Designer Alexander McQueen debuted multiple versions of his 12 inch high “Monster Shoe” during his Spring/Summer 2010 runway show in Paris.

Check out the whole show here.

Chips Ahoy! And I thought most G Strings looked like eye-patches! Anyway, this little cooter-patch (thanks, AFJ) is called the C String, a new, skimpier take on the G String. The most frightening thing about the C String is that the tip of the $24 (!) “panties” might would absolutely end up in my escape-hatch only (yes, really) hole. True (although I have no basis for my statements) story.

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I used to date a guy in High School that had these sheets. Now, if you read into that last nightmarish statement, you get three possible takes on what it might imply. That said, let me address your concerns immediately:

No, I never had sex on that bed with that boy. That, Monica Lewinsky.

My 16 year old boyfriend didn’t have a job. Which means he didn’t buy these sheets for himself. Yes, he had the coolest parents ever.

Even at the tender age of 15, I was already too advanced to be susceptible to the mature allure of the Budweiser Sheets. The Budweiser Tall in a can? Not so much. True story.

Next week’s Sears ‘74 will be our biggest awe-inspiring, flashback inducing pictorial yet. Stay tuned…

I’m five for twelve on this list. Not counting The Sylvia Plath. Not today anyway.

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But don’t take the word of the sweaty folks behind Fresh Balls, listen to what other sweaty sac sufferers have to say about Fresh Balls:

Fresh Balls is amazing. The first time I used it was right before a long car trip on leather seats, and I was dry the whole way.

I thought it was a joke until I tried it. Now it’s just like brushing my teeth or shaving. Thanks to Fresh Balls, I’m always dry!

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Another perfectly good rack ruined by poorly executed, ill-placed ink.

More via, Ugliest Tattoo’s, Gallery of Regrets.