And I’m all out of bubblegum…

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Faux Chanel Yeti’s. Chanel Fall/Winter 2010/2011, Paris. For Stacey.

Thankfully, our friends at Peta and animal lovers like yours truly won’t be pulling their hemp panties out of our cracks because in a shocking change of direction, Uncle Karl Lagerfiled, the reigning queen of Chanel, didn’t kill anything to make these furry Sasquatch man-suits.

Don’t worry girls, Karl didn’t forget about you. Click here to see the Woman’s Wear version of what nobody everybody not even a hairless Yeti will be wearing later this year.

Suck, the movie trailer. Out in limited release soon. Thanks to Holly for the link.

Very metal cameos in Suck include Henry Rollins as a douchey shock jock,  Iggy Pop as a tit’s out crazy record producer and, Alice Cooper as the über vampire.

More via Suck’s official site.

Yellow terry cloth bikini from page 20 of the Sears 1975 Spring/Summer catalog.

In the words of my very sexy, bikini-loving friend K, Boing!

In other good news about girls, Episode #57 of the Movies About Girls Podcast is now available for your streaming pleasure. You can click the link to the right on our page or, you can just click here to go right to the Movies About Girls website and hear all the madness yourself!

The Illustrated Lebowski.

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Nicholas Cage as Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger.

Okay, I admit it. There is absolutely no truth behind my sensational headline (take that Nickelback!) however, that was the first thing that popped into my head after seeing this photo of Nicholas Cage on the set of his new (sigh) movie The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (WHY?) in Tribeca.

More photos of Nick devouring a pickle here.

Used tires are transformed into works of art.

Truly an example of art going green, the sculpture above was created using old tires. Click here to see a very cool gallery of recycled tire art at Juxtapoz.

Fear and Loathing in Sesame Street.

Via: Buzz Feed (original source: Kitty Chanel Blog).

The Radiant Child. A documentary about artist Jean Michel Basquiat. Directed by Tamara Davis.

The documentary, which was released late last month, was shot between 1986 and 1988, the year Basquiat died after overdosing on herion. The soundtrack was composed by Ad-Rock &  Mike D of The Beastie Boys.

Maple-Bacon Lollipop by Lolliphile. $10 for four.

Just one of these porky suckers packs two cups worth of caffeine. Made by San Francisco’s Lollyphile, the company uses only organic, sustainably farmed bacon and Vermont maple syrup to create their new bacon lollipop.

Lolliphile also makes a slew of different boozy lollies in flavors like Bourbon, Absinthe, Irish Cream and, a flavor the for the Dude inside all of us, White Russain.

More via Lollophile.com.

Stylo from Gorillaz.

Stylo comes from Gorillaz third record, Plastic Beach is due out on March 8th.

Also, check out Gorillaz.com to play The Plastic Beach game. This sweet little time killer even includes an animated appearance by Mr. Roarke’s main man, Hervé Villechaize.

The Bikini Girls of page 138 and 139 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog. For K.

After last weeks Fur Bikini episode of the Movies About Girls podcast, I’ve had bikini-on-the-brain. Missed MAG’s 55th episode? Click here to be absolved of your uncool sins, looser.

Beckmans School of Design show. “Hat” by Isabelle Lundh. Missed “Do you like my hat part I ?” Click here.

Don’t quit your day job Ms. Lundh.

More via Style Clicker. Thanks to Stacey for the link.

Axe Cop! The greatest movie trailer ever. Written by Malachai Nicolle, age five.

More via Axe Cop.com.

Thanks!: BLORT!

Mickey Rourke at BAFTA, 2010.

Here’s Mickey Rourke wearing the dude version of an Updo on his head at the BAFTA Awards last night. That is all.

Chris Crites, Kitsap County #14011. Kitsap County, Washington represent!

More on Crites (who was featured in a group show at the Flatcolor Gallery during his most recent showing in Seattle last month) via Bag Painter.com.

Petrou Men’s Collection Fall 2010.

No sir, I do not like that hat. And, from the looks of it, neither do you.

More from New York Fashion Week, now in progress, via Coutorture.

Brazilian cartoon featuring Bruce Dickinson and Iron Maiden’s mascot, Eddie flying a plane by cartoonist Mauricio Ricardo.

Thing is, I’m pretty sure the real Bruce Dickinson can do all those things in an actual airplane. For more cartooney madness from Brazilian artist Mauricio Ricardo, visit his website.

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Nicholas Cage Adventure Set by Brandon Bird. $12 plus shipping. And worth every fucking nickle!

Nine Nick Cage stickers in all. Get you’re here.

Thanks!: BLORT!

Two-tone dog fetish hood. By Stockroom. For Triple G.

I was geeking out watching the AEE wrap-up on G4 this weekend (yes, really) and thought I would share one of my personal highlights of the show, the two-toned dog fetish hood by sex accessory maker, Stockroom. Pair the hood with four of these deluxe padded fist mits and your bedroom becomes something straight out of a David Lynch flick. Grrrrrrrrr…