The Leprechaun of Mobile, Alabama. Yes, really. For Sarah P. who knows that Rírá is real…
Rírá is afoot in Mobile!
via: Dlisted.
Minotaur Man can hear you laughing.
Here we see the rare Minotaur Man in his natural habitat, the Renaissance Fair.
Official Donny Osmond 2010 Calendar. $14.99. Yes, really.
Dear Donny Osmond,
Okay Donny, it’s true. You’re face does in fact look like a baby’s bottom (not this baby’s bottom, but you get my drift). Your wig hair is perfect and time as we know it has all but ceased to tick away for you. And, if my face/wig/hair looked as good as yours, I would be slapping that shit on a calendar and selling it for $14.99 too.
Anyway, I don’t know what kind of Witchcraft Mormon White Magic! you’re using to maintain your youthful appearance but, I want in. I’m putting on my special issue purple socks now and will await your eminent arrival (via spacecraft I assume).
Love,
Cherrybomb
PS: To buy one of Donny’s calendars, click here.
The award for Single Mom of the Year goes to…
So many things wrong with this ad, don’t know where to start…feeling dizzy…vision blurry. Can’t see numbers to dial DSS.
Thanks to RDK for the link.
Val Kilmer at last night’s AMA Awards. Yes, really.
Dear Val Kilmer,
Oh, fuck. Never mind.
Love,
Cherrybomb
A Seattle Ninja impales himself on fence during a demonstration about poorly executed Ninja-y stunts that won’t make you any money. Because you’re dead and all…
A Seattle Ninja is in serious condition after getting impaled on a 5 foot metal fence when he attempted to jump over it. The Seattle PD says alcohol may have been better have been involved.
Japanese television ad for who the fuck knows what.
This is sort of NSFW but I’m not too sure why. You’re just going to have to trust me on this one.
The Message Toaster by Sasha Tseng.
Have you ever wanted to break up with someone by leaving them a note on a piece of toast? Well now you can.
More here.
Aim HIGH! When I grow up, I want to be just like Mommy.
Although this Kindergarten teachers keen observation is somewhat suspicious, I have to admit that Home Depot sure looks a lot like the inside of Showgirls, Inc. On a busy night I might add.
Spat Solver. The Ultimate Argument Resolution Device. $19.95. Thanks!: RDK.
Sadly, Spat Solver isn’t a real product. Which also means that the handy Apologizer isn’t real either. FML.
Shane Lee, the Human Beat Box.
Not only can Shane Lee sing five octaves, he is also a human beat box. True story.
Imitation Meatloaf.
Police say that Eric Brown (see Mugshot of the year above) was drunk when he got into a cab dressed in a vampire costume and makeup. When the cab made it’s way to the Interstate 75 in Cincinnati, Brown grabbed the wheel of the taxi for some unknown reason. The Imitation Meatloaf was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.
Via: WLWT.
Image of Jesus (?) on a bathroom door at an Ikea in Glasgow. For Freddy Pants.
Meh. I’ve seen better looking images of Jesus in a frying pan. Anyway, word from the top brass at Ikea say that the image is really Benny Anderson of ABBA. If you want my opinion (and you verra well do), I think it looks more like Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but that’s just because I’m completely stoned me.
Thanks!: WOW.
Baby Slippers. Made of BABIES…! Photo by Steph Goralnick.
This photo by Steph Goralnick has restored my faith that the Internets may still be interesting, as well as slightly demented.
The Lotus Eco Elsie. A solar powered car made with Hemp. Yes we can…
After buying used Nissan Armada, the new owner noticed that the gas gauge never dropped below 1/2 a tank. A quick trip to the garage revealed a 35lb stash of marajiuana in the SUV’s gas tank.
Why doesn’t this stuff ever happen to the right people? Like me?
Be a better shot with a little help from your iPod. iPod is mounted on a M110 Sniper Rifle.
Ever wish you were better at hauling off a clean shot while crouched down on some highway overpass? Well, now you can. Much like the iPod application iSnipe, released late last year by Web Dilligence, BulletFlight can now change your iPod into the ultimate ballistics accessory. For a mere $11.99, the BulletFlight application, created by Runaway Technologies, will provide details about wind conditions, ammunition type, distance to the intended target and even the wind speed. It can even be mounted onto certain semi-automatic weapons. If you’re also dissatisfied with the way your gun sounds, Runaway makes an application for the iPhone that let’s you download actual unsupressed gun sounds.
No word yet if either application is compatible with the Hello Kitty HK-AK 47.
Mickey and his chihuahua Loki at LAX yesterday…
Here’s a photo of Mickey Rourke waiting for his spaceship airplane at LAX yesterday. What? The silver shoes totally match the silver belt chain. Have you no fashion sense?
This is the time of year when we are all inundated with gift-giving ideas whether we want them or not. Here are five that fall under my “Do Not Want” list this year.
Winchester Flask and Knife set.
I assume that the knife is included so you can shank anyone that tries to steal your booze. Good thinking Winchester.
Fruit Style Barbie. Cherry scent. Better image to be posted soon. For Stacey.
The Mattel Company has no shame. This line of Fruit Style Barbies is almost impossible to find, especially in the coveted, cherry scent. Fruit Style Barbie also comes in Grape and Apple. Gross.
Winchester Toy Rifles.
There’s so much I could say about these “toy” shotguns by Winchester. However, I think that the misguided folks at Winchester Gifts said more in the description for these awesomely bad gifts than I ever could:
What a great way to teach your youngsters safe firearm handling. These are exact miniature replicas of the Winchester Model 94 70 Rifle and a Winchester Over and Under Shotgun. Built into the gun is a speaker so when the shotgun is opened or the rifle action moved, the little firearm makes the same sound as the real thing. Then lo and behold, when you fire it you hear the loud BANG of a firearm and a bullet light flashes at the nozzle. These little things are fun for almost any age.
And somewhere in a remote bunker in the Michigan wilderness, Ted Nugent just smiled and killed something.
Tequila Rose. One of the nastiest things known to man.
If someone gives you Tequila Rose for Christmas, rest assured, they hate you. Especially if they gave you the gift pack that included the gel candles that were recalled due to the fact that they burst into flames after being lit.
Plastic Santa Vest.
This plastic Santa vest defies all gift-giving logic as well as debunking the common Holiday phrase “it’s the the thought that counts”.
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