Vampire “Grillz” in “Silber” (typ0 direct from Iced-Out-Biz’s website) by Iced-Out Biz. $24.50. One size fits all. For GGG.
Now, before you rush out and get your own Vampire Grillz, the folks at Iced-Out-Biz have a “DO NOT DO’S” for you, and your mouth…:
Cautions for Users:
1: If you feel irritation or pain at the teeth or around mouth, stop wearing it immediately (Hmmm, okay. Grilzz might give me the mouth aches. Check. I think).
2: Do not wear it while sleeping (Vampires never sleep! I got this one nailed, er, CHECK!).
3: Do not wear it while doing exercise (Is creeping around in the bushes considered “exercise”? If not then, check!).
4: Do not wear it while chewing food (Got it. No gum, candy, chicken or people eating. Check.).
5: Do not use it as a dental prosthetic device (No teeth, no grillz for you. Check).
6: Never bite people or animals with wearing the product. (What? But what fun is that? Aww, f*$k, Check).
7: Do not put in the microwave. (Hot teeth, not good. Check).
8: Keep away from pets. (No grillz for fido or pussy, check).
The creation of Mark Zable(who was probably smoking the good shit when he came up with the idea), Deep Fried Beer will of make its glorious debut at the Texas State Fair competing in the Big Tex Choice Awards on Labor Day. Zable’s Deep Fried Beer will compete against other fried anomalies like Deep Fried Frozen Margarita, Texas Fried Frito Pie and Fried Lemonade.
To make his beer infused fried wonder chunks, Mark takes a ravioli, fills it up with Guinness, seals it and then tosses it into a deep fryer. It’s said that your first chomp on this boozy ravioli will sends a shot of beer, deep into the hear of Texas, or your mouth. Zable says it took him three years to perfect his drunken pasta and, keeps the intimate deep fried deets of Deep Fried Beer, under wraps.
Another day, another hair-don’t do for Mickey Rourke. All Rourke-ribbing aside, Mickey’s latest hair mod is a huge upgrade from his past cranial adornments. And, as usual, I’d still hit it. Baby-fuzz, buzz-cut and all.
Sean Penn on the set of This Must Be The Place in Dublin, Ireland. A feel good flick about an aging, retired rock stars search for the Nazi that murdered his father.
Okay, everyone. I’ve got some bad news. Throw away your iPhone, Droid, Crackberry and that brand new iPad you waited in line for five hours for. You no longer need them. Forget Google, Bing, Yahoo iTunes, the all the beautiful boobs of Youtube. Why? Because Prince has declared that the Internet is…OVER!
The Internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. The Internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.
You know, I can’t really disagree with the almighty purple one on the numbers thing. I hate numbers. They make me angry. And, I’m down with the Purple One when it comes to MTV. However, hearing Prince declare that the Internet is “over”, just makes me think of him waving his fist at the sky from his porch (in a yellow, ass-less jumpsuit) telling God to keep his clouds quiet because he’s trying to sleep at 3:00 in the afternoon.
Marnie Weber is an Los Angeles based artist, performer and visual effects guru. Right now, you can get up-close-and-personal with some of Weber’s work at the Laguna Art Museum. This Fall, in Altadena, California, Weber’s work will be displayed throughout the historic Mountain View Cemetery and Mausoleum in conjunction with the West of Rome Public Art. West of Rome Public Art is a non-profit organization that helps curate public art projects in unusual or under-recognized locations in the LA.
Male model sulking down the catwalk for designer Walter Van Beirendonck “Read My Skin” show at Paris Fashion Week
Here’s a look at what no man in his right mind, not even the sparkly ones designer Walter Van Beirendonck(creator of the “Man Shirt” seen here on Cherrybombed.com) thinks the well dressed man will be wearing next summer. And while the words “skirts are in this year” might be terrifying enough for most men, it could be worse. There’s also the frightening potential that the “Smells Like Jesus Spirit” craze that dominated the Men’s 2011 Spring/Summer looks this past week in Paris could catch on.
I suppose the “hat” that Pammy is wearing on top of her head in this photo might be a slight improvement from this. Might being the operative word here…
The Mad Drummer from another planet, Steve Moore. For LP and Tommy. Thanks to DB for the link.
Okay, so drummer Steve Moore isn’t actually mad or from another planet (sorry Ace). However, when it comes to this video of Moore keeping time for Rick K and the Allnighters (!), you get the impression that Moore might be a fan of legendary two-minute punks, The Minutemen. Which isn’t a bad thing. Word.
Also, if you live somewhere in the continental United States, it’s likely that Moore will be stopping by your little dot on the U.S. map any day now.
Stroker (yes, really) the Cowboy by Dapper Dicks. Novelty clothing for the well dressed cock. $34.99. For Triple G.
Of course, if you’re not the hog-tying type, Dapper Dicks has other styles of clothing for your penis with equally amusing names. There’s Fireman Rick, Pirate Hardwood, Private Willy, Dr. Dick Longfellow and, Dapper Dick himself. It’s important to note that even though it’s hard to tell difference between a leather vest, pirate hat and a CONDOM, Dapper Dicks penis-wear will not prevent pregnancy or STD’s and should be removed before you have intercourse. Although I’m pretty sure that if you’re considering dressing up your penis, it’s only because your hand is looking to mix things up a little on Friday night.
Blame it on the Alcohol panties by Fabulous Bitch. $28. For Holly.
Other things that can be blamed on booze is Fabulous Bitches $28 Party Nazi (?) panties. No skank you. Of course, if you happen to be a skank, you’re welcome.
But why should you buy (don’t worry, you can’t actually buy one you geek) a Disco Ball Hat when you can make one yourself? Not feeling the Disco Fever like Danny Terrio? Got some duct tape? Click here for instructions on how to make your very own Duct Tape Hat.
Cherrybombed.com is about the music and culture of the Pacific Northwest, as well as other cool happenings around the world. We also shine a spotlight on celebrities behaving badly. Here, you will find videos, low-brow artwork and images, and tattoos only a mother could hate.
If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.
