The folks behind the Chelsea I Want My Flannel Back blog have one goal. To get your stuff back from an ex who decided after you broke up it was just easier to keep that old record player that once belonged to your Mom or, your favorite t-shirt. Or in my case, a set of the original KISS 12′ action figures from 1987. The last time I saw Gene, he still had the plastic wrap on his head.
Anyway, if you want your stuff back, submit your plea to Chelsea I Want My Flannel Back. And maybe you’ll get your stuff back. Maybe…
French designer Romain Kremer’s mens wear from 080 Barcelona.
I hate to say it, but I’m pretty sure everyone’s going to be wearing one of these this season. Yikes! All “were all gonna die!” alarmist fashion don’ts aside, Kremer’s H1N1 couture isn’t nearly as scary as the models that walked for designer Mikio Sakabeat 080…
Model in the Mikio Sakabe 2010 collection at 080 Barcelona, 2009.
Holy leper messiah! More of Sakabe’s living dead girl chic here.
Tequila for Chicks. Caramba Tequila Pink Resposado.
Caramba Tequilais a California based Tequila distillery produces about 35 bottles of their designer Tequila, like the Pink Resposado above, a month. And I thought Corazon Blanco had a suckable bottle design!
You can buy some if you live in California or in Kansas(?). The rest of us will have to suck something else for now.
ILVTOFU license plate denied by Colorado DMV. For Wonder Woman.
If you’re running a little slow this morning, it might take you a couple of seconds to figure out why the Colorado DMV thought this license plate could be misinterpreted as obscene. The Colorado resident that requested the license plate pictured above says isn’t a shout out sexy fun time, but an homage to her love of soybean curd, or tofu. Which is sad as I’m a huge fan of implied obscenity.
The stained glass window above is actually a still taken from the final season one episode of Six Feet Under. Funnier still is the fact that the fictitious Fisher family in Six Feet Under worshiped at an Episcopal church.
Music for Men isn’t out until June 22nd(you can download the single Heavy Cross here now), so thank goodness for this oily infomercial, reminding us of that key date. The infomercial is also a reminder that going to the gym is sexy only in the dreams you have after whacking falling off to sleep while watching porn. Or old episodes of Dynasty. Did you know that Louis Farrakhan played a minor role in Dynasty? But I digress.
This is the year of The Gossip. If my predictions turn out to be false, then I’lI drink a pint glass full of Three Olives Cherry Vodka. Thankfully, I know I’m right on this one so there will be none of that cough-syrup fuckery in my glass anytime tonight maybe later soon.
The Truth, Michael D’Antuono. Acrylic on canvas. Can you handle the Truth?
“The Truth”, a painting by artist Michael D’Antuono,will be unveiled tomorrow in the South Plaza of New York’s Union Station. The painting will commemorate President Obama’s 100th Dayin Office.
It seems like everyone is on Twitter except for me and Christopher Walken. Oh, wait, I forgot the point of this post was to tell you that Christopher Walken is now on Twitter. My bad. Here’s something from Walken’s Twitter site posted earlier today:
There’s a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It’s nearly midnight so let’s assume he’s been drinking. This should end well for him.
So is it actually The Real Walken behind this Twitter page? Probably not but it’s still pretty sweet. More Twitter musings from Christopher Walken (maybe)here…
Taylor Dayne, Tell it to My Heart, 1987. I’m not saying you should, but you can skip ahead to 1:09 for the actual vid.
I, like you, occasionally need to obtain food to eat like oranges and Vodka. My question to you is, why does the supermarket always smell sound like Eddie Money? While shopping for sustenance today, this is what I was forced to listen to:
Eddie Money: Take Me Home Tonight. On February 2nd, you can hear Eddie do Take Me Home live in North Myrtle Beach, SC. Or you could just head to the supermarket and listen to the song there. Tough call.
Taylor Dayne: Tell It To My Heart: Please see the 80’s fuckery that is currently stuck in my head at the top of this post. You can catch Taylor Dayne and Mickey Dolenz of TheMonkees on the new season of Gone Country. And that’s all I’m gonna say about that.
Journey: Separate Ways. Of all the Journey songs in the world, this one has to walk into my supermarket. Please Sam, don’t play it again. Or I’ll cut you.
John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band: On the Dark Side. I think they play this song as you descend into Helland while shopping for food. Wait a minute. Everyone knows there isn’t any difference between shopping for food and descending into Hell. My bad.
So before I head back under my bed, here are two of the most tasteless Halloween decorations I’ve seen this year. Above, you have The Obama Ghost. This lovely lawn ornament was created by self-described racist Mike Lunsford. When interviewed by the local Fairfield TV News, Lunsford said that he believes that only white people should be allowed to be President. He also said that his Halloween spirit was inspired by this Halloween display in Odessa, New York. But before you go getting your liberal panties in a bunch, one of our own has gotten a little too carried away.
Palin is hangin’ from a noose. McCain is on fire. Only in West Hollywood.
If you read this blog, you know I’m not a fan of Sarah Palin. If anything, you could say I’m a bit of an Palintologist. With that said, I’m sure I could have come up with 100 better ways to ridicule Sarah Palin in the name of Halloween. And the concept of a hangin’ Palin never would have made the cut. Shame on you West Hollywood, I thought you were more creative than that…
John McCain exits the stage following the last Presidential debate. Forgets the cameras are still on…
If you turned the channel last night after the debate was over, you might have missed this classic McCain move as both candidates were exiting the stage. Very presidential, don’t you think? No? Yeah, me either.
Obama is chased down by a “ghostly”, bat-wielding, John McCain on Ron Havens lawn.
Ron Havens of Odessa, New York, is the owner/creator of this Halloween lawn display (above). Havens is a Democrat. I think. Havens is well know in Odessa for his wacky Halloween displays. In the past, Havens has featured a Wizard of Oz theme, with President Bush as the Scarecrow and Vice President Dick Cheney as the Tin Man, as well John Kerry dressed as Frankenstein’s monster, complete with neck bolts. Which really wasn’t that much of a stretch, but hey, I’m pretty sure there isn’t much else to do in Odessa. At any rate, Havens says his lawn display was mean to convey Havens objection to the offensive tone the McCain campaign has taken and was meant to be sarcastic. Yee-Haw…
Anyway, in order to keep up with this current trend, Republican Jim Piccillo decided to introduce Joe Biden as “The next Vice President of the United States, John McCain” at a rally in Tampa today. Piccillo says henow supports the Democratic Obama/Biden ticket after losing his job as a bank VP . The loss of his job has forced Piccillo to apply for food stamps to help make ends meet for himself and his two young daughters. Piccillo said that he didn’t realize his giant flub until he heard the playback on the radio on his way home from the rally.
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