American Apparel over-sized see-through t-shirt. $26.00.
Usually, when used together in a sentence, the words, “see-through” and “t-shirt” equal “good times”. Thanks for ruining my day American Apparel.
Via: Reddit.
Rainbow bacon. For AFJ.
To learn how to make your own Pride friendly bacon, click here.
Via: Bacon Today.
Male model sulking down the catwalk for designer Walter Van Beirendonck “Read My Skin” show at Paris Fashion Week
Here’s a look at what no man in his right mind, not even the sparkly ones designer Walter Van Beirendonck (creator of the “Man Shirt” seen here on Cherrybombed.com) thinks the well dressed man will be wearing next summer. And while the words “skirts are in this year” might be terrifying enough for most men, it could be worse. There’s also the frightening potential that the “Smells Like Jesus Spirit” craze that dominated the Men’s 2011 Spring/Summer looks this past week in Paris could catch on.
Shirtless Kirk Cologne for Men. Pre-order now for July. $29.99.
More via Entertainment Earth.com.
Delicare-M. Available only in Japan.
Via: WOW.
Stroker (yes, really) the Cowboy by Dapper Dicks. Novelty clothing for the well dressed cock. $34.99. For Triple G.
Of course, if you’re not the hog-tying type, Dapper Dicks has other styles of clothing for your penis with equally amusing names. There’s Fireman Rick, Pirate Hardwood, Private Willy, Dr. Dick Longfellow and, Dapper Dick himself. It’s important to note that even though it’s hard to tell difference between a leather vest, pirate hat and a CONDOM, Dapper Dicks penis-wear will not prevent pregnancy or STD’s and should be removed before you have intercourse. Although I’m pretty sure that if you’re considering dressing up your penis, it’s only because your hand is looking to mix things up a little on Friday night.
Custom electronic conversations hearts say what you really mean.
And I mean that from the bottom of my cold, black heart. Not because I’m a particularly bitter person but, because Valentines Day is a crappy made up day that makes you spend money on stupid crap or causes you to spend the day feeling like crap, because you don’t have someone to buy stupid crap for.
Make your own electronic conversation hearts at I Heart Despair.com.
The Talking Jesus Doll. $19.95. For Freddy Pants.
Back in 2006, the bible humpers behind The Talking Jesus Doll offered to donate 4,000 of the plastic chatty Christ’s to Toys For Tots. The charity declined the offer.
Click here to listen to the Ken version of God’s only begotten son reading passages from his favorite book.
Wrongfully convicted? Not likely…
I guess spending money on two forever eyebrows was more important than finding a good lawyer. Good job Johnny!
Tattoo of Nickelback vocalist Chad Kroeger singing into a penis microphone. Yes, really.
This tattoo exists because the owner of the ink job, that depicts Nickelback vocalist Chad Kroeger in his natural habitat singing into a penis, lost a bet. Take that Nickelback. I think…
Keith Richards gives up booze?
Keith Richards hasn’t touched a drop of alcohol for over four months, according to a source close to the 67 year old Rolling Stone. Recently Courtney Love said she wanted to compare her liver to Richards as they live “similar lifestyles”. And while that request would be enough for anyone but me to stop boozing, apparently it was band mate Ron Wood’s downwards trip down the hooch-hall-of-shame that caused Keef to stop calling his best friend, Jack Daniels.
More plus photos of Ronnie “I swear I don’t drink anymore” Wood leaving two different bars in London last weekend via Holy Moly.
Thanks!: Dlisted.
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Gardens and Gun. A magazine for people who love to shoot things in a plot of cucumbers.
First, let me answer a few questions you might have regarding the title of this post:
1: Yes, Garden and Gun is a real magazine currently, if not surprisingly, in publication.
2: The equal number of males and females over the age of 48 that subscribe to Garden and Gun have a net worth of nearly $2m (yes, millions). G&G readers have the means – and the motivation to live well! According to a direct quote from the Garden and Gun website.
3: Yes, Garden and Gun is a real magazine. (See #1).
If you’re still not convinced that Garden and Gun is a real magazine, just listen to this testimonial from a G&G subscriber as she describes the feeling she gets when her new issue of Gardens and Gun has arrived at the doorstep of her beautifully restored early 18th century Georgia mansion that once belonged to a plantation owner:
Last night as we walked into the house, my husband grabbed the mail and said” G&G came today.” Elation ran from the top of my head to my toes with a flutter stop in my chest. I heart this magazine. It give the South that I love a voice.
And that voice says “I am a woman (or a refined man) who can shoot anything that wanders into my victory garden in the head with my .38 Special, remove the shrapnel in record time then, fry it up in a pan and serve it for dinner.
This is a magazine for the Enjoli Woman. If you’re not her, then step…
Courtney Love shows off her new flower tattoos via her new Twatter.
Hey, wait! I didn’t even get the chance to scream “HELL NO!”. And come to think of it neither did you for that matter, my bad. Anyway, we can all breathe a sigh of relief because the full-frontal photo of Courtney and her new forever flower friends has been removed from her new UK Twatter page.
More photos here. Good night and, good luck.
My New Pink Button. Temporary dye for your labia. $29.99.
You might remember a while back I blogged about how you could color your coochie like a M*therf%cking rainbow. Well now, you can dye your labia to match your sweet pink muff.
My New Pink Button is a dye that temporarily restores color to your tunnel of love. The “Bettie” color will make your girlie parts look like your favorite lipstick (!) while the “Audrey” will give your vagina a “bold, burgundy-pink” color.
More via My New Pink Button.com.
Thanks!: RDK.
The Hood Thong by Jeannie Han and Umlaut Brikauski.
Be the first to get your own Hood Thong by submitting your Hood Thong request here. Hood Thong!
If you read this blog on a regular basis, you know I love my booze. However, if Mick Jagger told me I couldn’t play guitar for The Rolling Stones unless I peel my pie-hole off the nectar of the Gods, I’d never pick up a guitar bottle again. Lucky for me, my name isn’t Ron Wood.
Anyway, the latest 70’s Rock Band drama is that The Rolling Stones may tour in 2010 without 62 year old guitarist Ron Wood, unless he stops boozing and beating up Russian prostitutes. Ron Wood has been a Stone since 1975 and has been acting like the next celluloid victim of Dr. Drew Pinsky after he dumped his wife last year. The divorce will end up costing Wood over $17 million.
Cherrybomb is a girl and, I’m strictly (Hello, Sailor!) dickly. With that said (and despite the fact that I’m no expert on the subject), I’m completely sure there ain’t no such thing as pussy worth sticking that costs $17,000,000. True story.
Pants on the bus: FAIL!.
Last month I blogged about the fashion DON’T known as Mjolk organic pants. Well, a sharp-eyed Cherrybombed.com reader was on the bus recently and saw this guy sporting a pair of what appear to be knock-off Mjolk’s. Yikes!
Official Donny Osmond 2010 Calendar. $14.99. Yes, really.
Dear Donny Osmond,
Okay Donny, it’s true. You’re face does in fact look like a baby’s bottom (not this baby’s bottom, but you get my drift). Your wig hair is perfect and time as we know it has all but ceased to tick away for you. And, if my face/wig/hair looked as good as yours, I would be slapping that shit on a calendar and selling it for $14.99 too.
Anyway, I don’t know what kind of Witchcraft Mormon White Magic! you’re using to maintain your youthful appearance but, I want in. I’m putting on my special issue purple socks now and will await your eminent arrival (via spacecraft I assume).
Love,
Cherrybomb
PS: To buy one of Donny’s calendars, click here.
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