CHRIST! The belt buckle. Now with 3-D Jesus and 30% more bling! $24.99.

I know what you’re thinking. I love this belt buckle but, what else can I do with it? I’ll let the folks at Fashionista Company give you a few suggestions. And no, “give it to your pimp for Christmas” isn’t one of them:

Wear it to church! Buy two and give one away as a gift! Use as decoration! Stand out in a crowd! No matter where it is displayed, this bright, eye catching Iced Out CHIRST Buckle is a trendy way to express your faith!

More via eCrater.

God ★ Jesus fortune telling robot with crucifix circa 1980ish. By Bandai. For AFJ.

Sadly, God ★ Jesus robot wasn’t a bible quoting mecha-messiah. The toy, made in Japan in the early 1980’s by the Hello Kitty overlords at Bandai, was actually more like a fancy Magic 8 Ball. I’m sure if you asked God ★ Jesus robot if you were going to hell because of what you did Saturday night (I’m talking to you AFJ), he would tell you that “You may rely on it”…

Tom Waits, Chocolate Jesus.

Performed live on the David Letterman Show in 1999.

The Talking Jesus Doll. $19.95. For Freddy Pants.

Back in 2006, the bible humpers behind The Talking Jesus Doll offered to donate 4,000 of the plastic chatty Christ’s to Toys For Tots. The charity declined the offer.

Click here to listen to the Ken version of God’s only begotten son reading passages from his favorite book.

Recommended reading from JC.

If “author” Fred Haley claims are true, Hell is going to be great!

Pastor Kenneth T. Whalum might also like to party.

Finally, something Jesus and I can actually agree on. There’s a first time for everything you know.

Christ was crucified in this tree for you and, for the forgiveness of sin. In other words, you’re good. Jesus took one for the team.

And with a nod to the great Theodor S. Geisel, I’m out.

Thanks to Freddy Pants for the Big Catholic linkage…

Religious potato – Cross Revelation!

While preparing their New Year’s Eve dinner, an Iowa woman found a cross shape inside a baked potato. Naturally, the potato ended up on eBay. As of this writing, the current bid for the Holy Spud is $76.

On Christmas Day (naturally), a police detective in Ohio discovered that his potato was not only loaded with vitamin C (true story) but also bore the distinct image of a crucifix.

Detective Dennis Bort’s Holy Cross potato.

Despite listing his potato on eBay for $1000 (free shipping!), Bort has not received any bids.

The Crucifixion of Gumby. Goddamit…

Thanks!: Ugliest Tattoos.com.

I love to eat fruit! Banana Christ.

Behold the body of Christ. The banana of salvation.

Thanks!: Dlisted.

*Programming update: Posts should be back to regular speed tomorrow. Thanks for digging through the archives while I was on a three day bender enjoying my Horrorday Holiday!

Balloon Christ Crucifixion.

This young ginger Jesus enthusiast gets an A for effort when it comes to her rubber interpretation of Christ’s Crucifixion.

Source.

Santa died for your sins.

Remember, you can’t spell Christmas without the word “Christ”.

On with the body count! God vs. Satan.

Thanks to the Antichrist’s own right-hand man, Freddy Pants for the link.

Crucified Jesus with Crown of Thorns not included. For AFJ or as he’s known at this time of year, Agnostic Fucking Johnny.

Source: BuzzFeed via Alex Blaggazine.

Sacred Heart Catholic Church will see you in Hell.  For Freddy Pants.

If you answered anything else but yes to this big Catholic query, you might be dead. Or already in Hell for lying to Jesus. Because Jesus knows if you’ve good or bad so be good to yourself for goodness sake.

Christ in a Can.

And on the third day, Jesus rose again, in accordance with the scriptures and ascended into an aerosol can.

Zombie Jesus Tattoo.

…but then he came back like an hour later, hungry for your brains. True story.

In other words, Patrick Kennedy is doing it RIGHT!

Representative Patrick Kennedy, son of the late Senator Ted Kennedy has claimed that Roman Catholic Bishop Thomas Tobin of Rhode Island instructed diocesan priests not to give him Communion. The Bishop admitted to writing Kennedy a letter two years ago, requesting that he stop receiving Communion due to his views on abortion.

Source.

Jesus Christ! Live in Person!

Jesus Christ!

Saint James is subtle. For Freddy Pants.

Look for another “My Sunday’s With Jesus“ entry next Sunday here at Cherrybombed.com. Submissions are highly encouraged…