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Quentin Tarantino as Brainy Smurf. Image by Cherrybombed.com.
Quentin Tarantino has been cast as the voice of Brainy Smurf in the upcoming CGI Smurf flick, due out sometime in 2011.

Quentin Tarantino as Brainy Smurf. Image by Cherrybombed.com.
Quentin Tarantino has been cast as the voice of Brainy Smurf in the upcoming CGI Smurf flick, due out sometime in 2011.

Why, why, why, Delilah…? For LP. Photo by RDK.
In a lengthy interview with Britt Rock Magazine Classic Rock, Joe Perry continued to mystify the world of rock ‘n’ roll with his bizarre list of singers who he says could possibly replace Steven Tyler at the helm of Aerosmith. The latest victim is 69 year old Tom Jones. Said (yawn) The Perry:
He’s got a great set of pipes, so why not? I’ve played with him before, and know he could bring something extra to the band. We haven’t approached him yet, but if he were interested that would be great. Imagine the interest Tom would generate.
Last weeks Aerosmith rumor mill also included the horrifying notion that Sammy Hagar might step in while Tyler is on hiatus. As if we all didn’t suffer enough with over a decade of Van Hagar. Oi!
The latest issue of Classic Rock, The Last Days of an American Rock Legend featuring Joe Perry on the cover, is out now.
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