Faux Chanel Yeti’s. Chanel Fall/Winter 2010/2011, Paris. For Stacey.
Thankfully, our friends at Peta and animal lovers like yours truly won’t be pulling their hemp panties out of our cracks because in a shocking change of direction, Uncle Karl Lagerfiled, the reigning queen of Chanel, didn’t kill anything to make these furry Sasquatch man-suits.
Don’t worry girls, Karl didn’t forget about you. Click here to see the Woman’s Wear version of what nobody everybody not even a hairless Yeti will be wearing later this year.
In what was undoubtedly a huge relief for the makers of Jack Daniels, Keith Richards told Rolling Stone magazine that the rumors regarding his recent breakup with booze are false…:
The rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we’ll leave it at that.
I don’t know about you but, I’m pretty sure booze is what’s keeping Keef so well preserved. If Keef gave up the hooch, he would completely disintegrate. And he knows it. Good call Keef. Lucky for you, Jack is always there take you back…
Yellow terry cloth bikini from page 20 of the Sears 1975 Spring/Summer catalog.
In the words of my very sexy, bikini-loving friend K, Boing!
In other good news about girls, Episode #57 of the Movies About Girls Podcast is now available for your streaming pleasure. You can click the link to the right on our page or, you can just click here to go right to the Movies About Girls website and hear all the madness yourself!
Okay, I admit it. There is absolutely no truth behind my sensational headline (take that Nickelback!) however, that was the first thing that popped into my head after seeing this photo of Nicholas Cage on the set of his new (sigh) movie The Sorcerer’s Apprentice(WHY?) in Tribeca.
Just one of these porky suckers packs two cups worth of caffeine. Made by San Francisco’s Lollyphile, the company uses only organic, sustainably farmed bacon and Vermont maple syrup to create their new bacon lollipop.
Lolliphile also makes a slew of different boozy lollies in flavors like Bourbon, Absinthe, Irish Cream and, a flavor the for the Dude inside all of us, White Russain.
Stylo comes from Gorillaz third record, Plastic Beach is due out on March 8th.
Also, check out Gorillaz.com to play The Plastic Beach game. This sweet little time killer even includes an animated appearance by Mr. Roarke’s main man, Hervé Villechaize.
The Bikini Girls of page 138 and 139 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog. For K.
After last weeks Fur Bikini episode of the Movies About Girls podcast, I’ve had bikini-on-the-brain. Missed MAG’s 55th episode? Click here to be absolved of your uncool sins, looser.
Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie will be hitting the road together starting in April. The Gruesome Twosome Tour kicks off in April 26 at the MTS Center in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Here are the rest of the Canadian dates for the tour, (US dates coming soon) thus far.
Apr. 26 – Winnipeg, MB – MTS Centre Apr. 27 – Saskatoon, SK – Credit Union Apr. 28 – Edmonton, AB- Rexall Place Apr. 29 – Calgary, AB – Corral May 01 – Vancouver, BC – Pacific Coliseum May 02 – Kennewick, WA – Toyota Center May 04 – Casper, WY – Casper Events Center
In other very metal news, Alice Cooper recently told Rolling Stone that a musical version of his 1976 record, Welcome To My Nightmare, is in the works. Cooper says the production will be an “all out rock version” of the record.
The giant show penis of Stevens Pass, Washington. Thanks to my favorite snow bunny, JC for the photo.
I can tell you three things that are true about this giant snow penis, photographed by a very sexy member of Team Cherrybomb last week while she was looking for giant snow penises skiing at Stevens Pass:
1: Unlike most penises you might see on the Internets, Snow Penis has not been photoshopped.
2: Snow Penis is a product of Mother Nature herself. Which, when you think about makes perfect sense.
3: Unlike regular penises, Snow Penis has the opposite reaction to the cold. Grrrrr! Ahem, I mean brrrrr.
God ★ Jesus fortune telling robot with crucifix circa 1980ish. By Bandai. For AFJ.
Sadly, God ★ Jesus robot wasn’t a bible quoting mecha-messiah. The toy, made in Japan in the early 1980’s by the Hello Kitty overlords at Bandai, was actually more like a fancy Magic 8 Ball. I’m sure if you asked God ★ Jesus robot if you were going to hell because of what you did Saturday night (I’m talking to you AFJ), he would tell you that “You may rely on it”…
Two-tone dog fetish hood. By Stockroom. For Triple G.
I was geeking out watching the AEE wrap-up on G4 this weekend (yes, really) and thought I would share one of my personal highlights of the show, the two-toned dog fetish hood by sex accessory maker, Stockroom. Pair the hood with four of these deluxe padded fist mits and your bedroom becomes something straight out of a David Lynch flick. Grrrrrrrrr…
Custom electronic conversations hearts say what you really mean.
And I mean that from the bottom of my cold, black heart. Not because I’m a particularly bitter person but, because Valentines Day is a crappy made up day that makes you spend money on stupid crap or causes you to spend the day feeling like crap, because you don’t have someone to buy stupid crap for.
Fever Ray covering Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Stranger Than Kindness.
Here’s the video for Stranger Than Kindness by Swedish electro-artist Fever Ray. The song was originally recorded by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds for their 1986record,Your Funeral, My Trial .
Although details regarding the death of designer Alexander McQueen are limited, it’s rumored that McQueen hung himself. McQueen’s untimely death comes less than a week after his own Mother’s passing.
Alexander McQueen’s impact on the world of fashion was nothing short of remarkable. The young Britt was known for his theatrical and envelope pushing fashion shows as well as his designs which many consider wearable works of art. Alexander McQueen was only 40 years old. His sudden passing is as shocking as it is sad.
Cherrybombed.com is about the music and culture of the Pacific Northwest, as well as other cool happenings around the world. We also shine a spotlight on celebrities behaving badly. Here, you will find videos, low-brow artwork and images, and tattoos only a mother could hate.
If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.
