Black Flag, Rise Above.
Sorry it’s been a while since I’ve made an entry but things have gotten a bit dark here in Seattle. On Saturday, my old man’s company notified him via email that they had shut down, leaving him and a handful of other folks out of a job. There’s more to this story [...]

JEM temporarily replaces Wendy O this week. Because, like Wendy O,  JEM is truly outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous. For LP.
Man, I wish I had that Emergency Blackout Gun right now. I’m totally sleep deprived and the thought of a Blackout Gun sounds verra appealing. Don’t worry though, it’s Friday and that means that the weekend [...]

Rod Stewart. Do you think I’m sexy Father of six.
Someone call Rod Stewart! Britain is facing a sperm donor shortage! The reversal of Britain’s confidentially laws in 2005 may to blame for the drop in sperm donation. One of the changes allows children born of donor fathers to obtain the identity of donor father’s [...]

Mitch Mitchell, live drum solo from 1969. Fucking incredible. For Surly and LP.
Mitch Mitchell, the revered drummer of the Jimi Hendrix Experience, was found dead in his Portland hotel room today. Mitchell had just wrapped up the 18 stop Experience Hendrix Tour. The tour, that stopped in Seattle only days ago on November 6th, [...]

Singing Holy Diver at Karaoke might be dangerous for your health. And your face.
James Mischler decided to perform Dio’s Holy Diver last week at a Wisconsin Karaoke Bar. Of course, just like everyone else at Karaoke night, Mischler sucked. Unfortunately for Mischler, his performance so enraged Dio’s #1 Fan, fellow Karaoke Bar patron Kyle [...]

Clip from The Wrestler staring Mickey Rourke.
This video clip of Mickey Rourke in a scene from Daren Aronofsky’s film The Wrestler (above) is much better than this video clip of Mickey Rourke out last night in Hollywood. While on his nightly hourly ciggy run, Rourke, who has generated Oscar buzz with his performance in Wrestler, [...]

Life is short, have an affair.
The skeezers at Ashley Madison.com want to help you (yeah, YOU) have an affair. For only $249, AM’s “Affair Guarentee” promises to hook you up with another morally challenged man or woman within three months or they will refund your money. Still skeptical that you will find that special, sleazy [...]