A few quick programming notes before I get to everything metal that happened this past week. First, future posts will be a bit slowish for the next few weeks on CB.com, so don’t think I’m being lazy
I am, or anything. You can also catch me over at heavyweight horror blog, Destroy the Brain and read my drunken musings on Metal, movies, and horror inspired fashion.
Tomorrow I’ll be on the Movies About Girls podcast as we finally get episode #178 featuring another Maria Ford striptastic classic, The Showgirl Murders. The good ship MAG sets sail for laffs at 3:00 PM ET! Don’t miss it!
Now, here’s all the metal stuff that went down this week.
Mark Arm makes an appearance on The Soup, hilarity ensues at the expense of the Jonas Brothers. I can die now. Daily Motion
Learn how to speak Death Metal English. Invisible Oranges
Death Metal Christmas – Hellish Renditions of Christmas Classics. Metal Sucks
And since I’m on a Death Metal kick, here’s a step-by-step guide on how to Death Metal. Bloody Disgusting
Fu Manchu + Kyuss = Sun and Sail Club. Listen to Whites of your Eyes in full or DIE! The power of Prog rock compels you… Blabbermouth
Anthrax has a Hanukkah sweater. Heavy Metal Music News
This new video from Vancouver band Striker for their track, Armed and Ready has everything! Metal! Long hair! Booze! Arm wrestling with girls! I think I’m in love. Classic Rock Magazine
Tom Araya throws some major shade in Dave Mustaine’s direction. Metal Injection
Mick Jagger helped pay Sid Vicious’ legal bills. Anti Music
Gwar gets the Saturday morning cartoon treatment in The Animated Tales of Gwar – staring Weird Al Yankovic. The PRP
The original lineup of Infectious Grooves will play the Whisky-A-Go-Go on January 31st as a part of the club’s month long 50th anniversary celebration. Whisky-A-Go-Go Official
Bad dancing dance party! Here’s Yoko Ono’s video for Bad Dancer staring everyone. Stereogum
Ever wanted to hear The Eagles of Death Metal covering GNR’s It’s So Easy? Yeah, me too! Antiquiet
Ian Curtis’ kitchen table sells for $13K – Curtis’ family calls the sale “distasteful” and “upsetting”. NME
Bad Brains signature shades by Arnette. Arnette.com