Very Metal Friday Night Update: Tom Araya Off Slayer’s Summer Tour, Heavy Metal Porn, And DLR’s “Little Elvis”

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As we previously reported on Monday, hoping it was a prank, Slayer has sadly confirmed that Tom Araya would not be fronting the band for their summer tour due to his continuing back issues. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Araya’s replacement is Jason Newsted. Very metal meh. Let’s all hope that Tom heals quickly, and gets back where he belongs along with Jeff Hanneman.

In happier news, a new episode of the Movies About Girls podcast will be coming your way this weekend! Episode #164 will have the gang picking apart episode #22 of Honey West: ‘Don’t Look Now, But That Isn’t Me!‘. In addition, expect plenty of top-shelf, low-brow humor, our take on the nightly news, the Crazy News, and our run down of the best and the worst recent DVD and Blu-Ray releases. We’ll also be playing another round of “That’s Not A Real Band Name, Is it?”, curated as always by yours truly. We’re hoping to get the show back live really soon, but until then, you can listen to episode #164, and all of our past shows, here. Lots of exciting stuff is happening in the land of MAG so stay tuned!

 Now, here’s everything metal that happened this week.

A new release called Little Headbangers, features lullaby versions of 18 and LifeGod Bless the Children of the Beast, and Shot in the Dark by Ozzy. Never sleep AGAIN!

Five Metal bands that also make delicious booze.

In case there was ever any doubt, Mike D is one of the good ones.

Someone in Norway got ripped off.

Iggy Pop can now add “car salesman” to his resume.

DLR had his “little Elvis” insured.

Robert PlantJohnny Lydon, and Patti Smith are in a movie together.

Nick Cave meets Nick Cave.

Here’s a picture of Lemmy in some super short cutoffs, holding a samurai sword.

Fucking relax! It’s just Courtney Love shilling for fake-out ciggies, NJOY.

Speaking of shilling, here’s a Miracle Whip commercial with a nearly unrecognizable Don Dokken in it.  And, you’re not fooling anyone Gilby Clark, you’re in this mess too.

My question is, how is Heavy Metal themed porn not a thing already?

Watch the Alice in Chains Funny or Die mini-doc, “Twenty-Three“.

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