Breaking News: Joe Perry Kills Osama Bin Laden…


Osama is dead! Thanks to The Perry!

In a bid to not be outdone by Steven Tyler, Joe Perry one-upped his Toxic Twin’s tell-all interview tonight with Matt Lauer, by single-handedly killing the already long dead Osama Bin Laden.

The breaking news story cut Tyler’s interview off at the half-way point, just before Tyler got a chance to jaw about his new book, his upcoming solo record, or his weekly gig on American Idol.

In related news, propaganda is alive and well. As long as you still get your news from talking heads on the television.

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