I can tell you three things that are true about this giant snow penis, photographed by a very sexy member of Team Cherrybomb last week while she was looking for giant snow penises skiing at Stevens Pass:
1: Unlike most penises you might see on the Internets, Snow Penis has not been photoshopped.
2: Snow Penis is a product of Mother Nature herself. Which, when you think about makes perfect sense.
3: Unlike regular penises, Snow Penis has the opposite reaction to the cold. Grrrrr! Ahem, I mean brrrrr.