Axe Cop! The greatest movie trailer ever. Written by Malachai Nicolle, age five.
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Welcome to My Nightmare, Alice Cooper. For NP.
Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie will be hitting the road together starting in April. The Gruesome Twosome Tour kicks off in April 26 at the MTS Center in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Here are the rest of the Canadian dates for the tour, (US dates coming soon) thus far.
Apr. 26 – Winnipeg, MB – MTS Centre
Apr. 27 – Saskatoon, SK – Credit Union
Apr. 28 – Edmonton, AB- Rexall Place
Apr. 29 – Calgary, AB – Corral
May 01 – Vancouver, BC – Pacific Coliseum
May 02 – Kennewick, WA – Toyota Center
May 04 – Casper, WY – Casper Events Center
In other very metal news, Alice Cooper recently told Rolling Stone that a musical version of his 1976 record, Welcome To My Nightmare, is in the works. Cooper says the production will be an “all out rock version” of the record.
Mickey Rourke at BAFTA, 2010.
Here’s Mickey Rourke wearing the dude version of an Updo on his head at the BAFTA Awards last night. That is all.
The giant show penis of Stevens Pass, Washington. Thanks to my favorite snow bunny, JC for the photo.
I can tell you three things that are true about this giant snow penis, photographed by a very sexy member of Team Cherrybomb last week while she was looking for giant snow penises skiing at Stevens Pass:
1: Unlike most penises you might see on the Internets, Snow Penis has not been photoshopped.
2: Snow Penis is a product of Mother Nature herself. Which, when you think about makes perfect sense.
3: Unlike regular penises, Snow Penis has the opposite reaction to the cold. Grrrrr! Ahem, I mean brrrrr.
Cherrybombed.com is about the music and culture of the Pacific Northwest, as well as other cool happenings around the world. We also shine a spotlight on celebrities behaving badly. Here, you will find videos, low-brow artwork and images, and tattoos only a mother could hate.
If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.
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