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Sears ‘75: Bikini Girls, Sans Machine Guns… 1

Posted on February 27, 2010 by DJC


The Bikini Girls of page 138 and 139 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog. For K.

After last weeks Fur Bikini episode of the Movies About Girls podcast, I’ve had bikini-on-the-brain. Missed MAG’s 55th episode? Click here to be absolved of your uncool sins, looser.

Aerosmith – Cocked, Loaded and Ready To Rock! European Tour Dates Announced… 0

Posted on February 27, 2010 by DJC


Aerosmith, Cocked and Loaded.

Aerosimth has confirmed that they, and the irreplaceable Motherfucking Rainbow (aka, Steven Tyler) will play 11 dates in Europe starting in June. In this 22 second video posted on the bands AeroForce One website, Tyler jokingly says that he auditioned and “Got the gig.”, Joe Perry’s reaction at the end of this video is fucking priceless. Anyway, here are the dates:

Jun. 10 – Sweden – Sweden Rock Festival
Jun. 13 – UK – Download Festival
Jun. 15 – UK – London 02 Arena
Jun. 18 – Romania – Bucharest
Jun. 20 – Greece – Athens Olympic Stadium
Jun. 23 – Holland – Nijmegen Goeffert Park
Jun. 25 – Belgium – Graspop Metal Meeting
Jun. 27 – Spain – Barcelona St Jordi Arena
Jun. 29 – France – Paris Bercy Arena
Jul. 01 – Czech Republic – Prague 02 Arena
Jul. 03 – Italy – Venice Festival

Happy Birthday Johnny… 0

Posted on February 26, 2010 by DJC


Johnny Cash would have been 78 today.

American Recordings VI: Ain’t No Grave, contains the last tracks ever recorded by Cash before his death in 2003.  You can listen to the entire album, which includes a  heavy-hearted cover of Kris Kristofferson’s “For the Good Times,” by clicking here.


Do You Like My Hat?, Part II or, Design School: FAIL…!, 0

Posted on February 25, 2010 by DJC


Beckmans School of Design show. “Hat” by Isabelle Lundh. Missed “Do you like my hat part I ?” Click here.

Don’t quit your day job Ms. Lundh.

More via Style Clicker. Thanks to Stacey for the link.

The Greatest Movie Trailer of All Time: Axe Cop…! 1

Posted on February 22, 2010 by DJC


Axe Cop! The greatest movie trailer ever. Written by Malachai Nicolle, age five.

More via Axe Cop.com.

Thanks!: BLORT!

The Gruesome Twosome Tour & Alice Cooper, The Musical…? 0

Posted on February 22, 2010 by DJC


Welcome to My Nightmare, Alice Cooper. For NP.

Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie will be hitting the road together starting in April. The Gruesome Twosome Tour kicks off in April 26 at the MTS Center in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Here are the rest of the Canadian dates for the tour, (US dates coming soon) thus far.

Apr. 26 – Winnipeg, MB – MTS Centre
Apr. 27 – Saskatoon, SK – Credit Union
Apr. 28 – Edmonton, AB- Rexall Place
Apr. 29 – Calgary, AB – Corral
May 01 – Vancouver, BC – Pacific Coliseum
May 02 – Kennewick, WA – Toyota Center
May 04 – Casper, WY – Casper Events Center

In other very metal news, Alice Cooper recently told Rolling Stone that a musical version of his 1976 record, Welcome To My Nightmare, is in the works. Cooper says the production will be an “all out rock version” of the record.

Hello Gorgeous! Mickey Rourke @ The BAFTA Awards, 2010… 0

Posted on February 22, 2010 by DJC


Mickey Rourke at BAFTA, 2010.

Here’s Mickey Rourke wearing the dude version of an Updo on his head at the BAFTA Awards last night. That is all.

Chilly Willy! Giant Snow Penis Sighted At Stevens Pass… 0

Posted on February 22, 2010 by DJC


The giant show penis of Stevens Pass, Washington.  Thanks to my favorite snow bunny, JC for the photo.

I can tell you three things that are true about this giant snow penis, photographed by a very sexy member of Team Cherrybomb last week while she was looking for giant snow penises skiing at Stevens Pass:

1: Unlike most penises you might see on the Internets, Snow Penis has not been photoshopped.

2: Snow Penis is a product of Mother Nature herself. Which, when you think about makes perfect sense.

3: Unlike regular penises, Snow Penis has the opposite reaction to the cold. Grrrrr! Ahem, I mean brrrrr.

My Sundays with Jesus: Domo Arigato Robot God ★ Jesus…! 1

Posted on February 21, 2010 by DJC


God ★ Jesus fortune telling robot with crucifix circa 1980ish. By Bandai. For AFJ.

Sadly, God ★ Jesus robot wasn’t a bible quoting mecha-messiah. The toy, made in Japan in the early 1980’s by the Hello Kitty overlords at Bandai, was actually more like a fancy Magic 8 Ball. I’m sure if you asked God ★ Jesus robot if you were going to hell because of what you did Saturday night (I’m talking to you AFJ), he would tell you that “You may rely on it”

Satchel at The Crocodile Cafe… 0

Posted on February 19, 2010 by RedDavyKidd

Satchel at The Crocodile Cafe in Seattle, February 18th, 2010.  Photo by Cherrybomb’s iPhone.

Satchel’s show last night at The Croc was a sold-out sonic trip back to 1996 complete with dry-ice and some solo action from the one and only Shawn Smith. The band was so tight, it’s hard to believe that it’s been 13 years since they collectively shared a stage together. Unquestionably, a bit of Seattle’s rich musical history was reborn last night.

Extra Cherrybomb points to the show openers, Stuck on a Bus. The band is led by the 12 YEAR OLD daughter of Satchel timekeeper Regan Hagar and also included students at the Seattle School of Rock. The pint-sized rockers blazed through a set of rock and metal anthems including a show-stopping version of War Pigs. Stay in school kids. Rock School that is.

Special thanks to JB and AFJ for the pre-Satchel tequila party!

Satchel “Heartache and Honey” Album Teaser… 2

Posted on February 18, 2010 by DJC

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Satchel Heartache and Honey album teaser. Thanks to AFJ for the link.

You can get a preview to what Satchel will sound like at the Crocodile tonight   at Satchel’s website.  The band has posted a link to a stream of their live performance on Garage Monkey last night.

If you can’t make the show tonight, you will have a second chance to witness the second coming of Satchel at The Sunset Tavern in Ballard on March 12th.

War Pigs – The Jazz Version… 0

Posted on February 17, 2010 by DJC


War Pigs cover by The Alex Skolnick Trio. From the 2009 record Neon Knights: A Tribute to Black Sabbath. For RDK.

The very metal Alex Skolnick and his Trio have also recorded jazzed up versions of Judas Priest’s Electric Eye and Detroit Rock City by KISS.

Chris Crites Paper Bag Canvasasses… 0

Posted on February 17, 2010 by DJC

Chris Crites Kitsap mug shot paper bag
Chris Crites, Kitsap County #14011. Kitsap County, Washington represent!

More on Crites (who was featured in a group show at the Flatcolor Gallery during his most recent showing in Seattle last month) via Bag Painter.com.

Hello! Do You Like My Hat…? 2

Posted on February 17, 2010 by DJC

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Petrou Men’s Collection Fall 2010.

No sir, I do not like that hat. And, from the looks of it, neither do you.

More from New York Fashion Week, now in progress, via Coutorture.

Very Metal Brazilian Cartoon Starring Bruce Dickinson, Eddie and a Boeing 757… 0

Posted on February 17, 2010 by DJC


Brazilian cartoon featuring Bruce Dickinson and Iron Maiden’s mascot, Eddie flying a plane by cartoonist Mauricio Ricardo.

Thing is, I’m pretty sure the real Bruce Dickinson can do all those things in an actual airplane. For more cartooney madness from Brazilian artist Mauricio Ricardo, visit his website.

Source: Classic Rock

Seattle Band Satchel To Play First Gig in 13 Years… 0

Posted on February 16, 2010 by DJC


Satchel, Not Too Late. From the 1996 record The Family. Recorded live at Lollapalooza in 1996. Thanks to AFJ for the link.

Satchel, a band who members have done time in bands like Mother Love Bone, Pigeonhed, Brad and Malfunkshun, will perform their first live show in 13 years this Thursday at the Crocodile Café. The bands 4th studio album, Heartache & Honey, will be out in April.

Nicholas Cage Colorform Adventure Set…! 2

Posted on February 16, 2010 by DJC

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Nicholas Cage Adventure Set by Brandon Bird. $12 plus shipping. And worth every fucking nickle!

Nine Nick Cage stickers in all. Get you’re here.

Thanks!: BLORT!

Steven Tyler Confirms He Will Front Aerosmith at Download Festival in June… 0

Posted on February 16, 2010 by DJC

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Aerosmith circa 1974. Yes, please.

In keeping with the consensus that there is not such thing as Aerosmith without Steven Tyler, the band is scheduled to appear at the massive Download Festival in the UK in June under one condition, that Steven Tyler and only Steven Tyler appear with the band. Tyler, who despite making appearances at and Karaoke bars and Home Depot, is still in rehab, released this statement confirming that he will perform with Aerosmith at Download:

In the early days of Aerosmith, we were infected with the vibe coming out of the U.K. with the Yardbirds, Blues Breakers, Pretty Things and the Rolling Stones, and we wanted what they had bad. So baby, we’re coming home. Rock and roll can be pure sex and we can’t wait to Download …

The Download Festival kicks off on June 11th at Donington Park. Take that Joe Perry.

Courtney Love and Hole Live: Samantha… 2

Posted on February 16, 2010 by DJC


Hole, live on the Jonathan Ross show, Saturday, February 11th. BBC.

Okay, I dig it. I’m guilty!


Woof… 2

Posted on February 16, 2010 by DJC

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Two-tone dog fetish hood. By Stockroom. For Triple G.

I was geeking out watching the AEE wrap-up on G4 this weekend (yes, really) and thought I would share one of my personal highlights of the show, the two-toned dog fetish hood by sex accessory maker, Stockroom. Pair the hood with four of these deluxe padded fist mits and your bedroom becomes something straight out of a David Lynch flick. Grrrrrrrrr…



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