The Bikini Girls of page 138 and 139 of the 1975 Sears Spring/Summer Catalog. For K.
After last weeks Fur Bikini episode of the Movies About Girls podcast, I’ve had bikini-on-the-brain. Missed MAG’s 55th episode? Click here to be absolved of your uncool sins, looser.
Aerosimth has confirmed that they, and the irreplaceable Motherfucking Rainbow(aka, Steven Tyler) will play 11 dates in Europe starting in June. In this 22 second video posted on the bands AeroForce One website, Tyler jokingly says that he auditioned and “Got the gig.”, Joe Perry’s reaction at the end of this video is fucking priceless. Anyway, here are the dates:
Jun. 10 – Sweden – Sweden Rock Festival
Jun. 13 – UK – Download Festival
Jun. 15 – UK – London 02 Arena
Jun. 18 – Romania – Bucharest
Jun. 20 – Greece – Athens Olympic Stadium
Jun. 23 – Holland – Nijmegen Goeffert Park
Jun. 25 – Belgium – Graspop Metal Meeting
Jun. 27 – Spain – Barcelona St Jordi Arena
Jun. 29 – France – Paris Bercy Arena
Jul. 01 – Czech Republic – Prague 02 Arena
Jul. 03 – Italy – Venice Festival
American Recordings VI: Ain’t No Grave, contains the last tracks ever recorded by Cash before his death in 2003. You can listen to the entire album, which includes a heavy-hearted cover of Kris Kristofferson’s“For the Good Times,” by clicking here.
Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie will be hitting the road together starting in April. The Gruesome Twosome Tour kicks off in April 26 at the MTS Center in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Here are the rest of the Canadian dates for the tour, (US dates coming soon) thus far.
Apr. 26 – Winnipeg, MB – MTS Centre Apr. 27 – Saskatoon, SK – Credit Union Apr. 28 – Edmonton, AB- Rexall Place Apr. 29 – Calgary, AB – Corral May 01 – Vancouver, BC – Pacific Coliseum May 02 – Kennewick, WA – Toyota Center May 04 – Casper, WY – Casper Events Center
In other very metal news, Alice Cooper recently told Rolling Stone that a musical version of his 1976 record, Welcome To My Nightmare, is in the works. Cooper says the production will be an “all out rock version” of the record.
The giant show penis of Stevens Pass, Washington. Thanks to my favorite snow bunny, JC for the photo.
I can tell you three things that are true about this giant snow penis, photographed by a very sexy member of Team Cherrybomb last week while she was looking for giant snow penises skiing at Stevens Pass:
1: Unlike most penises you might see on the Internets, Snow Penis has not been photoshopped.
2: Snow Penis is a product of Mother Nature herself. Which, when you think about makes perfect sense.
3: Unlike regular penises, Snow Penis has the opposite reaction to the cold. Grrrrr! Ahem, I mean brrrrr.
God ★ Jesus fortune telling robot with crucifix circa 1980ish. By Bandai. For AFJ.
Sadly, God ★ Jesus robot wasn’t a bible quoting mecha-messiah. The toy, made in Japan in the early 1980’s by the Hello Kitty overlords at Bandai, was actually more like a fancy Magic 8 Ball. I’m sure if you asked God ★ Jesus robot if you were going to hell because of what you did Saturday night (I’m talking to you AFJ), he would tell you that “You may rely on it”…
Satchel at The Crocodile Cafe in Seattle, February 18th, 2010. Photo by Cherrybomb’s iPhone.
Satchel’s show last night at The Croc was a sold-out sonic trip back to 1996 complete with dry-ice and some solo action from the one and only Shawn Smith. The band was so tight, it’s hard to believe that it’s been 13 years since they collectively shared a stage together. Unquestionably, a bit of Seattle’s rich musical history was reborn last night.
Extra Cherrybomb points to the show openers, Stuck on a Bus. The band is led by the 12 YEAR OLD daughter of Satchel timekeeper Regan Hagar and also included students at the Seattle School of Rock. The pint-sized rockers blazed through a set of rock and metal anthems including a show-stopping version of War Pigs. Stay in school kids. Rock School that is.
Special thanks to JB and AFJ for the pre-Satchel tequila party!
Satchel Heartache and Honey album teaser. Thanks to AFJ for the link.
You can get a preview to whatSatchel will sound like at the Crocodile tonight at Satchel’s website. The band has posted a link to a stream of their live performance onGarage Monkey last night.
If you can’t make the show tonight, you will have a second chance to witness the second coming of Satchel at The Sunset Tavern in Ballard on March 12th.
Brazilian cartoon featuring Bruce Dickinson and Iron Maiden’s mascot, Eddie flying a plane by cartoonist Mauricio Ricardo.
Thing is, I’m pretty sure the real Bruce Dickinson can do all those things in an actual airplane. For more cartooney madness from Brazilian artist Mauricio Ricardo, visit his website.
Satchel, Not Too Late. From the 1996 record The Family. Recorded live at Lollapalooza in 1996. Thanks to AFJ for the link.
Satchel, a band who members have done time in bands like Mother Love Bone, Pigeonhed, Brad and Malfunkshun, will perform their first live show in 13 years this Thursday at the Crocodile Café. The bands 4th studio album, Heartache & Honey, will be out in April.
In keeping with the consensus that there is not such thing as Aerosmith without Steven Tyler, the band is scheduled to appear at the massive Download Festival in the UK in June under one condition, that Steven Tyler and onlySteven Tyler appear with the band. Tyler, who despite making appearances at and Karaoke barsandHome Depot, is still in rehab, released this statement confirming that he will perform with Aerosmith at Download:
In the early days of Aerosmith, we were infected with the vibe coming out of the U.K. with the Yardbirds, Blues Breakers, Pretty Things and the Rolling Stones, and we wanted what they had bad. So baby, we’re coming home. Rock and roll can be pure sex and we can’t wait to Download …
The Download Festival kicks off on June 11th at Donington Park. Take that Joe Perry.
Two-tone dog fetish hood. By Stockroom. For Triple G.
I was geeking out watching the AEE wrap-up on G4 this weekend (yes, really) and thought I would share one of my personal highlights of the show, the two-toned dog fetish hood by sex accessory maker, Stockroom. Pair the hood with four of these deluxe padded fist mits and your bedroom becomes something straight out of a David Lynch flick. Grrrrrrrrr…
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If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.