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The Grinch is Alive and Well in Seattle: Rare Tree Stolen From Arboretum

Posted on December 10, 2009 by DJC

Washington Park ArboretumKeteleeria evelynianaPhoto By John Lok
The rare Chinese Keteleeria evelyniana. Photo By Jon Lok of the Seattle Times.

I know this economy sucks and the Holidays can really get you down but it’s just unforgivable to make a man who loves trees, cry. Washington State Arboretum employee Randall Hitchin, had been cultivating the rare and endangered Chinese Keteleeria evelyniana tree since 1998.

So my special Christmas wish this year is for who ever stole this beautiful act of nature from the Washington Park Arboretum. I hope you fucking choke.

True story.

Source: Seattle Times.

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