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Not Really News: Andre Agassi’s Wig Confession…

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

AgassiWIG!
Andre Agassi and his wig.

First, tennis ace Andre Agassi shocked his fan fans when he went public about his fling with Crystal Meth in 1997. Anyway, since Agassi’s opened his confessional booth to the public, he finally decided to come clean about his awesomely bad 80′s hair, which was actually a wig. Shocking! Meh.

Agassi’s book, “Open: An Autobiography” comes out November 9th. Meh, meh.

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