Grrrrr, Grampa!: Clint Eastwood Is GQ’s Badass of The Year…
Posted on
November 20, 2009 by
DJC
Clint Eastwood, GQ’s Badass Of The Year.
Normally, I could give a flying fuck about what GQ has to say these days. However, I absolutely agree with GQ on crowning 79 year old Clint Eastwood as their “Badass of the Year”. That said, I’d totally hit it. And so would you so stop lying.
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No way. You are talking about a guy that was pumping Sondr Locke or whatever her name is and that is one ugly annoying bitch. As a matter of fact, if you took her out of the equation he would be doable eventhough he did several movies with a goddamn orangatang; and even if he was bestial that would be better than visualizing Sondra in a reverse cowgirl on Clint.
Locke was in a few good Eastwood flicks. The Outlaw Josie Wales was one of them. What’s crazy about the Eastwood/Locke thing is that she is the only woman who he was involved with (publicly anyway) that he didn’t have kids with. Locke: FAIL! Seriously, those broads are set for life. All that said (as I stated previously), I’d still do Clint. If only to say the name “CLINT” out loud while Clint Eastwood was balling me. With the windows open so the neighbors could hear me banging Clint Fucking Eastwood. True story.