Val Kilmer at last night’s AMA Awards. Yes, really.
Dear Val Kilmer,
Oh, fuck. Never mind.
Love,
Cherrybomb
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Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. If a man can portray Jim Morrison and Batman, looking as good as you ladies may like, then decides to let it go, he looks like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/scubastza/Blog%20Stuff/val-kilmer-beach.jpg
If he has surfed the web and/or watched TV and discovered the horror of his appearance, and makes good with an appearance like this new look, where it’s hard to tell which way he’s going…give him the benefit of the doubt. He may or may not be giving a shit.
Signed,
Val Kilmer’s publicist
DON’T CLICK THE LINK! Dear GOD! My EYES!
I’d thank you but, I NEED MY EYES TO SAY THANK YOU!!!
CB
Jesus Christo the guy is more swollen looking than a pork belly curing from a rafter. Hmm I wonder if he tastes as good as culatello?