Despite claims made by Steven“The Motherfucking Rainbow”Tyler during a Joe Perry Project show in New York, Joe Perry said last night at the AMA’s that he is moving forward with plans to keep Aerosmith going. With or without Steven Tyler. Yawn, I mean, said The Perry:
The band’s going to be working with or without Tyler. I’m working on it right now.
Mind you, this is coming from Perry as he walked the red carpet last night at the American Music Awardslooking like this. Perry’s latest comments follow statements of concern for Tyler’s current state of sobriety made by Aerosmith drummer Joey Kramer last week.
Despite his past struggles with substances, after looking at these photos of Tyler at a Parkinson’s Disease Benefit this past weekend in New York, I’m not quite ready to stage an intervention for The Motherfucking Rainbow. Yet, anyway. I would however like to stage an intervention for Joe Perry’s mouth. His lips have been on a bullshit bender since August.
The Bra and Panties outfitted with a GPS device, designed by Brazilian Lucia Lorio will run you $800 – $1100 bucks. Having piece of mind knowing where you’re “piece” is at all times? Priceless…
Nick Cave’s second novel, The Death Of Bunny Munroe, has been shortlisted for the annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award. The book details the sexual exploits of a traveling salesman named Bunny. One of my favorite authors of all time, Irvine Welsh, had this to say about Cave’sBunny:
Put Cormac McCarthy, Franz Kafka and Benny Hill together in a Brighton seaside guesthouse and they might just come up with Bunny Munro. A compulsive read possessing all Nick Cave’s trademark horror and humanity, often thinly disguised in a galloping, playful romp.
A representative for Cave issued a statement following the announcement saying that Cave would have been disappointed “not to have made the short list”.
In other words, Patrick Kennedy is doing it RIGHT!
Representative Patrick Kennedy, son of the late Senator Ted Kennedy has claimed that Roman Catholic Bishop Thomas Tobin of Rhode Island instructed diocesan priests not to give him Communion. The Bishop admitted to writing Kennedy a letter two years ago, requesting that he stop receiving Communion due to his views on abortion.
Palintologists at a Going Rogue book signing were unable to explain any of the ex-Governor’s political positions. What follows is 8:29 seconds full of toothless “uhhh’s” and an epic number of “I don’t know” responses. Fucking priceless.
I know it’s not breaking news that people who show up for a Sarah Palin book signing aren’t actually rocket scientists, but the fact that they also don’t know JACK about her kind of is. True story.
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