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Sears ‘74: Twin Sheet Set By My Buddy Weiser… 4

Posted on November 11, 2009 by DJC

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Budweiser Bedding. Sears 1974 Fall/Winter Catalog. For Jim McD.

I used to date a guy in High School that had these sheets. Now, if you read into that last nightmarish statement, you get three possible takes on what it might imply. That said, let me address your concerns immediately:

No, I never had sex on that bed with that boy. That, Monica Lewinsky.

My 16 year old boyfriend didn’t have a job. Which means he didn’t buy these sheets for himself. Yes, he had the coolest parents ever.

Even at the tender age of 15, I was already too advanced to be susceptible to the mature allure of the Budweiser Sheets. The Budweiser Tall in a can? Not so much. True story.

Next week’s Sears ‘74 will be our biggest awe-inspiring, flashback inducing pictorial yet. Stay tuned…

Dear John Letter On A Piece of Toast… 2

Posted on November 11, 2009 by DJC

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The Message Toaster by Sasha Tseng.

Have you ever wanted to break up with someone by leaving them a note on a piece of toast? Well now you can.

More here.

Steven Tyler to Joe Perry: “I, M@therf*%k!er, Am The Rainbow!” 0

Posted on November 11, 2009 by DJC


I am the motherfucking RAINBOW! Steven Tyler joins The Joe Perry Project last night in New York and confirmed to the crowd that he is not leaving Aerosmith.

Last night, Steven Tyler crashed The Joe Perry Project show at The Filmore in New York and in about 20 seconds, dispelled the rumors of his departure from Aerosmith. Said Tyler (who will be know from this day forward as “The Motherfucking Rainbow”):

I just want New York to know, I am not leaving Aerosmith. Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors. But I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!

Translation: Steven Tyler is not leaving Aerosmith. Motherfucking Rainbow!

Thanks to Dlisted and the motherfucking rainbow that is Michael K. for the link.

Dio Goes To The Dogs For a Good Cause… 0

Posted on November 11, 2009 by DJC

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I want YOU to care about animal rights! For Surly and LP.

Last Saturday, Ronnie James Dio, his wife Wendy and other volunteers from the Brittany Foundation helped raise about $20,000 for the LA based non-profit canine rescue.

To help raise awareness of what a day in the life of a rescue dog is like, Dio’s wife Wendy and 12 Brittany volunteers spent most of the day locked inside a dog kennels. Attendees to the fundraiser bid $1 a minute to get the volunteers out of their “kennels” for the day. Dio also spent time signing autographs and taking photos with fans, the proceeds of which also went to support Brittney. Said the 67 year old rocker:

It certainly shows the power of your fame but it also shows how people want to take part in the things people do that are good.

Behold the power of Rock ‘n’ Roll indeed…



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