Solo Sexual Positions.

I’m five for twelve on this list. Not counting The Sylvia Plath. Not today anyway.

Source.

Steven Tyler arrives at the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards in New  York.

Last night, Joe Perry once again took to his Twatter to assure members of Aero Force One that Aerosmith was not breaking up. Sez The Perry:

Aerosmith is definitely NOT breaking up … one of the members is doing his own thing and said so in the press.

Unfortunately what this means (according to Perry) is that the band plans to continue playing as Aerosmith without Tyler at the helm.

Aerosmith is positively looking for a new singer to work with. You just can’t take 40 years of experience and throw it in the bin,” he wrote. “[The] band is playing hotter than ever and our songs need to be played live. Don’t despair: Aerosmith is not splitting up. Promise that’s the last you’ll hear from me on the subject ’till we gear up again.

Don’t despair? What kind of sacrilegious shit is this? Honestly, the only thing I’m really despairing is a band called Aerosmith with anyone but Steven Tyler on vocals. True story.

Bunghole Liquors, on Lowell St. in Peabody Massachusetts.

For Freddy Pants. Who also misses his Bunghole.