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Archive for November 9th, 2009


So Uncool: Moz Pelted By a Pint in Liverpool… 2

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC

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Duck Moz! Shit…too late. For AFJ and Michael K.

Seriously. Who does this? A rightfully pissed off Moz left the stage in Liverpool,  after getting pelted by a pint of beer less than ten minutes into the show. This shit is so uncalled for. I mean, this is Morrissey! If I ever had the pleasure of being in the same room as Moz and, had the unfortunate audacity to spill something (other than my own bodily fluids) on him, I would lick said liquids off of his shoes (I should be so lucky) and suck the red carpet he walked in on. Just so the the soles of the Shoes that grace the feet of Moz, wouldn’t get wet. True story.

Full story via the Guardian UK.

Seattle Frasier Homage Tattoo: FAIL…! 0

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC

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Frasier Seattle skyline tattoo.

I know Kelsey Grammer (the actor who portrayed Frasier for what seemed like 300 years on TV) has a five-head but, this forever Frasier tattoo is sporting at least a 7.5 on the “that boy’s head is like Sputnik!” scale.

Thanks!: Ugliest Tattoos.

Cuban Gynecologist Car Salesman Wants To Liberate Your Impala… 0

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC


Meet Rudy. Rudy used to be a gynecologist in Cuba. Now he’s a car salesman in North Carolina at TDM Auto. Thanks! RDK.

More via I Love Local Commercials.

Lowered Expectations… 0

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC

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Aim HIGH! When I grow up, I want to be just like Mommy.

Although this Kindergarten teachers keen observation is somewhat suspicious, I have to admit that Home Depot sure looks a lot like the inside of Showgirls, Inc. On a busy night I might add.

Words of Wisom, By Lemmy… 0

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC

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Lemmy gets philosophical about porn and war. For NPD.

Lemmy Kilmister recently sat down with the Belfast Telegraph to impart some of what he’s learned over the years. My favorite quote from the interview (which can be read in it’s entirety here) is below.

It’s all war and child porn. Mankind hasn’t progressed beyond the caves. All we’ve got are bigger weapons. We can just kill our enemies from further away. We don’t have to see what we did.

So is the word of Lemmy. Afuckingmen.

Die Evil Clown…DIE! 0

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC

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Ronald McDonald gets the Freddy Krueger treatment from a sweet little teddy. Thanks Japan! For RDK.

You know, I always imagined Ronald McDonald getting aced by the Burger King or a post-traumatic, grenade (cleverly disguised as baked potatoes) hurling Dave Thomas of Wendy’s (RIP). Death by knife-knuckled teddy bear works for me though.

No, This is Why You’re Fat: Bob Evans Sausage Gravy Dispenser… 0

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC

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Bob Evans Gravy Dispenser and Biscuit in a Bowl Machine.

I almost went into cardiac arrest just uploading this photo. True story.

Yes You CAN! Have Fresh Balls… 0

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC

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Sweaty Balls? YOU ARE NOT ALONE! $14.99.

But don’t take the word of the sweaty folks behind Fresh Balls, listen to what other sweaty sac sufferers have to say about Fresh Balls:

Fresh Balls is amazing. The first time I used it was right before a long car trip on leather seats, and I was dry the whole way.

I thought it was a joke until I tried it. Now it’s just like brushing my teeth or shaving. Thanks to Fresh Balls, I’m always dry!

Want Fresh Balls? Click here.

Source.

Hi Mickey! Hey…Wait a Minute… 1

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC

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Mickey Rourke and his matching girlfriend in LA.

I don’t care how hot your niece girlfriend is. It’s just not okay to coordinate your outfits and then go outside and act like you have no idea what you just did. Anyway, here’s Mickey Rourke with his grouchy finger extended for the paps in LA this weekend.

Daily Earwig: Get Up Kids – On With The Show… 0

Posted on November 09, 2009 by DJC


The Get Up Kids, On With The Show. From 2001’s Eudora. For K and his hate/hate relationship with Motley.

Despite SKYPE’s best efforts to prevent Episode #40 of The Movies About Girls Podcast from happening without yours truly, the best fucking podcast on movies could not be stopped! From Devil Girl to pornographic Christmas cards to thong thiefs, we covered it all. You can listen to Episode #40 here or just click the podcast button on the right of this page to link to The Movies About Girls website. Dig it.

Also, if you’re searching for your spandex and Aqua Net (pink can, ‘natch) after listening to our Daily Earwig today, The Get Up Kids cover of Motley Crue’s “On With the Show”, you can find it on TGUK 2001 record, Eudora. The record is full of alt versions of everything from Bowie to The Cure.

The Kids disbanded back in 2005, but have been active this year following the 10th Anniversary, double-vinyl reissue of their 1999 record, Something to Write Home About in September. The band is currently in the midst of a massive tour that concludes in March in Tokyo.



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