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Archive for November 2nd, 2009


Iggy Pop Plans Stooges 2010 Tour… 2

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

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Raw Power. For Wonder Woman and JB.

James Williamson, the guitarist responsible for the riffs on The Stooges 1973 record, Raw Power, will fill the very large, punk rock shoes of the late Ron Asheton (who played bass on Raw Power) when The Stooges hit the road in 2010. The tour will kick off in London in May.

Today Iggy Pop accepted the Classic Rock Living Legend Award in London.

George Hutchins of North Carolina Might Not Like Rhinos…? 0

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

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George Hutchins for Congress, 2010. Good luck with that District 4, North Carolina.

North Carolina Congressional candidate George Hutchins and his“Kill ‘em All” attitude is almost as scary as his website. Here’s a sample of some of the sludge  littering up Hutchins’ brains that accidentally leaked out of his ear and spilled onto his home page. I included the typos as they help illuminate Hutchins’ extreme nutbaggery:

Supports FOX News
End Gay Marriage
Rhinos attempted to silent my Honorable Effort.
Elizabeth Dole
Diversity should be voluntary.
Jessie Helms greatest North Carolina leader.
Ronald Reagan
To stop Obama-Nation Socalists we must first go to the root of the poison tree which created all them.

Crispin Glover! Will someone please give this guy a hug? Actually, maybe getting that close to George might not be the best idea now. Rhino’s are really dangerous animals.

Not Really News: Andre Agassi’s Wig Confession… 0

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

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Andre Agassi and his wig.

First, tennis ace Andre Agassi shocked his fan fans when he went public about his fling with Crystal Meth in 1997. Anyway, since Agassi’s opened his confessional booth to the public, he finally decided to come clean about his awesomely bad 80’s hair, which was actually a wig. Shocking! Meh.

Agassi’s book, “Open: An Autobiography” comes out November 9th. Meh, meh.

GTFO: Mapplethorpe Polaroids @ The Henry Art Musuem… 0

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

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Oh so pretty. Robert Mapplethorpe and his frequent subject, Patti Smith.

The exhibit, featuring over 1,500 Polaroids taken by Mapplethorpe between 1970 & 1975, will be on display at The Henry Art Musuem in Seattle through January 31st.

More here.

The Unknown Portraits of Kozyndan… 0

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

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Look What I Can Do, graphite on paper by Kozyndan.

Los Angeles arty duo Kozyndan (aka, Kozy and Dan Kitchens) new book, The Unknown Portraits, will be out later this month. Unknown showcases the Kitchens portraiture inspired by found, anonymous photography.

More on Kozyndan here.

Do Not Want!: Hello Kitty Contacts… 0

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

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Hello Kitty contacts. For AFJ.

Bad kitty. No.

Thanks!: Hello Kitty Hell.

Chick Repellant or Most Regretable Tattoo Ever…? 0

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

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WHY?

…I say this epic tattoo, FAIL! is a bit of both. True story.

Organic Trousers: FAIL…! 0

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC

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Organic trousers by Mjolk. $117! Thanks, RDK.

No. Just. No.

More horrifying photos of the ultimate droopy drawers, here.

The Walken Goes GaGa… 0

Posted on November 02, 2009 by DJC


Christopher Walken reads the lyrics to Lady GaGa’s Pokerface.

Thanks!: YesButNoButYes.



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