Hot Dog Tattoos Are Forever…

Guilty of being delicious indeed. *Original image removed by request*.
It’s true, hot dog tattoos are forever. Anyway, while it’s debatable that hot dogs are actually delicious, it is possible that getting inked with a hot dog tattoo might decrease your chances of getting laid.
More hot dog tatts that illustrate my sexy point after the slightly NSFW jump…

Going down? Maybe not tonight…
Okay, there is something just wrong about a hairy hot dog bun and mustard.

Evil Hot Dog vs. Good Hot Dog.
Meet Jeff. Jeff works at one of the happiest places in Seattle, Archie McPhee’s. I’m pretty sure Jeff get’s laid on a regular basis even though he has two hot dog tattoos. True story.
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